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Theme Changer

 Topic: Mount A Bison

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  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #30 - January 23, 2011, 10:46 PM
    @MAB:
    No, it's a picture of a Bison.
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
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     Reply #31 - January 23, 2011, 10:49 PM
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     Reply #33 - January 23, 2011, 10:55 PM
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     Reply #34 - January 23, 2011, 10:57 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 23, 2011, 10:49 PM
    @Kenan

    Don't act surprised. After the abusive private messages you've sent me, do you really think I would let thet slide? A sample:

    "Hey Bison,

    I've been reading your stuff. Shocking. If you don't quit stealing my limelight, I will gang rape you like no other. You've been warned."




    How could I single-handedly gang rape you? One would need a whole gang for that, me thinks. Does not compute.

    Besides I am pretty sure that you would actually like it. But I won't do it. Out of principle. You haven't even said thanks for the last service I provided.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #35 - January 23, 2011, 11:01 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 23, 2011, 09:47 PM
    Zoomi, I've been dreaming of you. And it's not been a completely dry affair.

    Tell me though, what's wrong with "attention-seeking"? Publicity is the reason for posting on a public forum was what I thought. Aren't we all cum guzzling attention whores?

     Do I recycle my themes? No question. But who doesn't? Does anyone say anything new that hasn't been said a thousand times? Pluck any random comment by a random poster from a random thread and tell me it's a thunderous revelation. Most people exhaust their store of ideas, such as it is, by their introductory thread. There's nothing new to say. Only new ways of saying it. If I'm given to recycling somewhat, isn't recycling good for the planet?


    Besides the first comment, This post was surprisingly clear. Good for you  Afro

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     Reply #38 - January 23, 2011, 11:37 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 23, 2011, 11:24 PM
    This is a family friendly forum


    Well I'd like it to be - tho in fact it's not.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #39 - January 23, 2011, 11:42 PM
    At whose door would you lay the blame for debauching the forum? I've always taken a hardline against the corrupters of the youth like Zoomi.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #40 - January 23, 2011, 11:50 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on January 23, 2011, 11:37 PM
    Well I'd like it to be - tho in fact it's not.


    Hardly surprising. Is Islam itself family-friendly?
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #41 - January 23, 2011, 11:50 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 23, 2011, 11:42 PM
    At whose door would you lay the blame for debauching the forum? I've always taken a hardline against the corrupters of the youth like Zoomi.

    I don't blame anyone - just the way it goes - can't blame young ex-Muslims for wanting to let off steam and go a little wild - I'm an old man who has passed the wild stage long ago. ("Where are the days of my Youth? Would that they could return after departing.")
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     Reply #42 - January 24, 2011, 12:03 AM
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     Reply #43 - January 24, 2011, 12:05 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 24, 2011, 12:03 AM
    To bed let us go.


    Indeed - good night all.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #44 - January 24, 2011, 02:58 AM
    i blocked MAB on youtube for a while..
    i didn't appreciate the comments he left about me on Darkeyed's channel..
    jokes are meant to be funny , not degrading... and old men do not get a free pass just because they might be senile..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #45 - January 24, 2011, 03:20 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 23, 2011, 09:47 PM
    Publicity is the reason for posting on a public forum was what I thought. Aren't we all cum guzzling attention whores?



    Well, let this thread be a lesson to you! Your crude tricks will never get our attention!

    P.S. Thanks for promotion. It's has indeed been well documented that a dream of every secret sufi is to become a Bishop of Church of Vice
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #46 - January 24, 2011, 05:16 AM
    I for one have acquired a taste for the old MAB. However, I ask, as many others do and have before, that you try to:

    -Take it easy on the noobs as they may need time to acclimate themselves to your eccentricity
    -Go easy on the sexist jokes, as even irony can only remain ironic for so long, and not everyone finds even well-meaning sexist jokes funny all the time - I know you are an equal opportunity joker about sex and gender, so that's what I mean by having acquired a taste for your equal-opportunity rimming and jibing Wink But just be sensitive to how you may come across to other people, especially those of us running away from the sexism of religions Smiley
    -Do try to be more clear about your points more often as it can get a bit daunting to try and piece together your main thesis within some of your more verbose posts.

    However, I think MAB is quite a character who adds to the forum... makes for a fun read, AFAIC. And those days when I can't handle the length and width of his prose, I just kinda skim 'em Smiley And if anyone is really annoyed at his style, there's always the "Ignore" button.

     bunny
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #47 - January 24, 2011, 05:46 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 24, 2011, 12:03 AM
    I worry about the prospect of being jailed myself for picking up underage kids on the forum. I'm a dementia-plagued geriatric with a hip replacement.

    That won't fly in court.
    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #48 - January 24, 2011, 01:27 PM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on January 23, 2011, 04:35 PM
    I think MAB should write Islamic gay porn.

     Cheesy

    Anxiously waiting for it..
    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
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     Reply #49 - January 24, 2011, 03:49 PM
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     Reply #50 - January 24, 2011, 03:54 PM
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     Reply #51 - January 24, 2011, 03:56 PM

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     Reply #52 - January 24, 2011, 04:01 PM
    Erm... case in point:

    btw Allat said even if it is in jest/irony.

    People can get the wrong idea.

    Just tone it down a tad - that's all Smiley
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #53 - January 24, 2011, 04:03 PM
    Yeah, see, the thing about jesting all the time is that you can't be then expected to be taken seriously, MAB Tongue

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #54 - January 24, 2011, 04:04 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on January 24, 2011, 04:01 PM
    Erm... case in point:

    btw Allat said even if it is in jest/irony.

    People can get the wrong idea.

    Just tone it down a tad - that's all Smiley


    ^this Afro
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
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     Reply #55 - January 24, 2011, 04:23 PM
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     Reply #56 - January 24, 2011, 04:31 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 24, 2011, 04:23 PM
    @Hassan

    I've challenged you to a duel at sundown. I've thrown down the gauntlet. But the typical Irish loudmouth that you are, you won't accept my challenge. Put the question to a vote.  Being the Turkish gentleman that I am, I'm prepared to accept the will of the Republic of the Murtadeen. Are you?

    My offer: If you should win I will put away my Devil's Dictionary, if I win I want to be made Admin In Chief so I can ban Alex And Prince.



    You cut me to the quick by insulting my Irish heritage (tho I'm not short of heritages to feel insulted about).

    I accept your challenge!

    Prepare to meet your match, sir!
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #57 - January 24, 2011, 04:33 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 24, 2011, 03:56 PM
    As the Lord God is my witness.

    Would that be the dead one or the one that doesn't exist?

    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 24, 2011, 04:23 PM
    My offer: If you should win I will put away my Devil's Dictionary, if I win I want to be made Admin In Chief so I can ban Alex And Prince.

    I couldn't help but notice that you left me out.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #58 - January 24, 2011, 05:07 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 24, 2011, 04:23 PM


    My offer: If you should win I will put away my Devil's Dictionary, if I win I want to be made Admin In Chief so I can ban Alex And Prince.



    I have this eerie feeling, as if someone is talking behind my back. Is it a conspiracy? I don't know the source of this feeling. If by any chance, however, that feeling is right, then I laugh at such conspiracies. Hahaha, how I laugh! And "Hahahaaaaaahaa" - this is how I laugh. Such things, like stopping a charging bison, can never happen. Not without a revolution!
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
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     Reply #59 - January 24, 2011, 05:19 PM
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