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 Topic: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right

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  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #150 - May 18, 2011, 05:23 PM

    I've been reliably informed that Prince is taken.
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #151 - May 18, 2011, 05:38 PM

    It seems you saw it fit to enquire...

    Well that's bradford for you. There's one good man amongst a million, and he happens to be taken. It's no wonder that some lovely girls I've known have really struggled to settle down up here, even when they have actively sought to do so.

    Hi
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #152 - May 18, 2011, 05:40 PM

    Well that's bradford for you.


    Ewwww Bradistan... I can smell the curry up here Cheesy Cheesy

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #153 - May 18, 2011, 05:46 PM

    Another one? We have a gang now

    Hi
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #154 - May 18, 2011, 05:52 PM

    I'm not a Bradistani! I'm from Sunderland Afro

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #155 - May 18, 2011, 05:59 PM

    Shit. If there's one place worse...

    Hi
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #156 - May 18, 2011, 06:01 PM

    Don't knock off Sunderland dude, it's the hometown of Chavs and the breeding ground for racists. It's great!

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #157 - May 18, 2011, 06:02 PM

    I'm from Bradford  Tongue
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #158 - May 18, 2011, 06:04 PM

    I know you are aphrodite...

    Fombles, we have our own version of chavs: they're called pavs. You should come down to compare notes?

    Hi
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #159 - May 18, 2011, 06:09 PM

    Will they call me a paki and try to steal my phone? I don't get along with the chavs and the local 'black hendon' crew cause I knocked out one of their 'homies'.

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #160 - May 18, 2011, 06:13 PM

    They are pakis. And yes they will call you paki.

    Well done, sounds like he deserved it. I'll help you next time.

    Edit- I apologise for the racism above. I really ought to know better.

    Hi
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #161 - May 18, 2011, 06:19 PM

    Well done, sounds like he deserved it. I'll help you next time.


    The bastard hypocrite called my sister a whore and a 'disgrace' cause she wore jeans, and yet he goes out drinking alcohol and having pre-martial sex? He had it coming.

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #162 - May 18, 2011, 06:20 PM

    Yes, he deserved it.

    Hi
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #163 - May 18, 2011, 06:24 PM

    What's this thread about anyways, I just saw you mentioning Bradford Tongue

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #164 - May 18, 2011, 06:27 PM

     Cheesy

    Are you single?

    Hi
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #165 - May 18, 2011, 06:29 PM

    Yarp, we've already had this talk musi!

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #166 - May 18, 2011, 06:31 PM

     Cheesy

    It's not for me this time. I'm representing Prince now. He's cute. You interested?

    Hi
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #167 - May 18, 2011, 06:33 PM

    I'd tap that...













    With my curry spoon Cheesy Cheesy

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #168 - May 18, 2011, 06:39 PM

     Roll Eyes


    I'll put in a good word for you (with my friend Zaiba also, and she's even hotter than Prince  Wink)

    Hi
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #169 - May 18, 2011, 06:49 PM

     Thread sneaker
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #170 - May 19, 2011, 08:47 PM

    Exuse me, my dear dear Mabby boy and Princey bee, but you are straying from the thread topic: ME grin12

    Trust me when i say I'm a great topic to be talked about, revered and awed at, please enjoy me within your limits.

    Wink

    Mental jousting is as much a part of the time sanctified tradition of male courtship as raw sexual magnetism. It's a way of signalling mental fitness. Time was when a guy might get by with rugged good looks and a pair of biceps that have more eye-popping veins than Arnold Schwarz-cannotspellthename. No longer. Girls are more picky in this age of consumer choice. The last thing you want is a brain dead pond life knocking you up with twelve kids now do you my pretty young thing?

    Be not fooled by the Hairy Turk's brawns. For that way ten kids lie.
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #171 - May 19, 2011, 08:56 PM

    Zaiba, I've actually enjoyed reading the above interchange between two of the most endearing stallions that we have on this forum. Perhaps the interchange was meant as a subconscious advertisement aimed in your direction, in which case the two gentlemen have not strayed at all from the topic in hand.

    MAB often claims at being unfaithfully married, and thus not needing any further complications to add to that. With this, he manages to always stifle any serious lust that a young filly like yourself may aim in his direction. Fair enough, I say, leave him to it...But Prince? Why is he not a serious candidate for your affections? I realise that he has not formally applied, and there is always a chance he is not interested, but to me he seems a very amiable young man, who should be snapped up before some other hot lady digs her claws in? Why did you dismiss him when his name got mentioned earlier in this thread, without any apparent thought or explanation?

    I just found out that Prince is still in his diapers. No wonder Zaiba won't flirt with him. Still going to kindergarten I gather. Can you believe that chocolate face? I thought I was involved in one epic antler-clashing, forest-shaking combat to the death between equally matched rivals. Turns out the kid is still being breast fed. Get the hell out of here.
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #172 - May 19, 2011, 09:23 PM

    That he is a match for you already, as a mere teenager, should worry you no end. Europe is indeed grooming its champion, and he will soon be ready to wrestle back the crown that was so rudely taken to North America.

    Hi
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #173 - May 19, 2011, 10:41 PM

    Mental jousting is as much a part of the time sanctified tradition of male courtship as raw sexual magnetism. It's a way of signalling mental fitness. Time was when a guy might get by with rugged good looks and a pair of biceps that have more eye-popping veins than Arnold Schwarz-cannotspellthename. No longer. Girls are more picky in this age of consumer choice. The last thing you want is a brain dead pond life knocking you up with twelve kids now do you my pretty young thing?

    Be not fooled by the Hairy Turk's brawns. For that way ten kids lie.


    Indeed you speak the truth my dearest Mabby, but the fact that i felt a lil flirty and sexy i really do just prefer some pure rough manly rugged undivided attention Wink

    But on the more serious note: i could never be able to put up with an intellect-less man (compromised for a better word). It is of more importance to me a man who can make my knees weak with his tongue Wink pun intended. A man who has ways with words can turn me on.

    Act on that advice Wink
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #174 - May 19, 2011, 11:08 PM

    Don't you have a boyfriend Emkay?

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #175 - May 19, 2011, 11:15 PM

    Yeah, Peter. Smiley

     but this was supposed to be more of a serious request for a potential man possibly in the future. As i'd like to be with someone who'd see me for who i truly am. The Emkay on the forum is the real me. I've never bothered with being fake. So yeah i was looking for Cemb dating. Smiley
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #176 - May 20, 2011, 04:23 AM

    .

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #177 - May 20, 2011, 06:25 AM

    What about girls?

    Get crunk.
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #178 - May 20, 2011, 06:37 AM

    Hey Bane. Yeah, I think girls can apply also, but you'd be the first.

    If you put your details in a new thread in the Introductions section, I am sure that both boys and girls of all ages will apply directly to you instead. If not, they will at least have the chance to welcome you to the forum.

    Welcome, btw.

    Hi
  • Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
     Reply #179 - May 20, 2011, 06:44 AM

    Thanks, though I am a lurker. (was)

    And I think you misunderstood, I'm not a girl, I was just inquiring as to whether or not Zaiba was open to a relationship with a girl. . . or not.

    Get crunk.
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