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 Topic: Random Facts About Yourself

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #750 - November 20, 2011, 08:10 PM

    Looks like you made a pie out of aborted foetuses. Not surprised, atheists eat babies. Give me some, with some custard made from breast milk.

    Looks nice.


    Say what you mean.

    I'm not atheist.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #751 - November 20, 2011, 08:25 PM

    Is that why you can't take a joke? Huh?

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #752 - November 20, 2011, 08:42 PM

    Is that why you can't take a joke? Huh?


    yes, if they're funny
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #753 - November 20, 2011, 08:46 PM

     No donut

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #754 - November 20, 2011, 08:56 PM

    No donut


     False hadith.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #755 - November 20, 2011, 08:57 PM

    yes, if they're funny

    So yes, that is why you can't take a joke if they're funny? So you can only take a joke if it isn't funny? Ok. Smiley

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #756 - November 20, 2011, 09:12 PM

    So yes, that is why you can't take a joke if they're funny? So you can only take a joke if it isn't funny? Ok. Smiley


    you know exactly to which I mean, stop being a cunt!
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #757 - November 20, 2011, 09:17 PM

    You can find a joke offensive, touchy, edgy, cliched, predictable, funny etc.

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #758 - November 20, 2011, 09:17 PM

    Grin Calm down. Anyone might think you can't take a joke.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #759 - November 20, 2011, 09:19 PM

    Quote
    Calm down. Anyone might think you can't take a joke.


    I had to look down when I posted my last message as Blossum appeared to be digging himself into a hole real fast. Roll Eyes

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #760 - November 20, 2011, 09:20 PM

    You're supposed to let other people dig your hole Blossom.

    ^^^This is a joke you will find quite unpleasant^^^

    Roll your eyes = taking a joke.

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #761 - November 20, 2011, 09:26 PM

    I had to look down when I posted my last message as Blossum appeared to be digging herself into a hole real fast. Roll Eyes


    you can stop being a cunt too!
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #762 - November 20, 2011, 09:56 PM

    Yeah I know, my mama said I can be anything if I put my mind to it. bunny

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #763 - November 21, 2011, 03:33 AM

    I had to look down when I posted my last message as Blossum appeared to be digging herself into a hole real fast. Roll Eyes


    Blossom is not a woman!!!  finmad

    At least, I don't think he is. Couldn't tell last time I had a look.  grin12

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #764 - November 21, 2011, 10:51 AM

    Yeah I know, my mama said I can be anything if I put my mind to it. bunny


    then your mum lied to you, perhaps you should slap her!
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #765 - November 21, 2011, 10:52 AM

    Blossom is not a woman!!!  finmad

    At least, I don't think he is. Couldn't tell last time I had a look.  grin12


    he is not referring to me, he said "Blossum", I am "Blossom"  and I am male, couldn't tell you to which sex Blossum is though  grin12
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #766 - November 22, 2011, 03:55 AM

    I like x-mas
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #767 - November 22, 2011, 04:24 AM

    I miss pulling crackers....I'm talking about Christmas not being a racist twat  Afro

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    Believe in yourself
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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #768 - November 22, 2011, 05:35 PM

    I would trade in my ‘niceness’ and intelligence for height and dashing good looks.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #769 - November 22, 2011, 05:43 PM

    You're 5'5?

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #770 - November 22, 2011, 10:25 PM

    Almost.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #771 - November 23, 2011, 12:22 AM

    With shoes on though, your 5'5.

    Ask me how I know.

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #772 - November 23, 2011, 01:27 AM

    I miss pulling crackers....I'm talking about Christmas not being a racist twat  Afro


    Well Im a "cracker" (i really dont like that term, but I AM white, so I CAN say
    it and its not racist Tongue )  and I dont mind being pulled  LMAO!!!

    *the cougar within needs to be chained back down* lol.

    I know what you are talking about.  We had those in tokyo, you pull them and
    stuff goes flying out of them.

    back to thread.

    For those that don't know, I served in the US military for 16 years.

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #773 - November 23, 2011, 05:21 PM

    With shoes on though, your 5'5.

    Ask me how I know.

    How I know? I mean, how do you know? I suspect I may have mentioned it before.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #774 - November 23, 2011, 05:42 PM

    I can't read music, and I cannot play a piano either.  I do however love the tune Maple Leaf Rag, so for about a year back in 2007 or 2008 I painstakingly worked out each note on the music score by reading "EGBDF - every good boy deserves food" and taught myself how to play it.

    This is how far I got.  Unfortunately I had to get rid of my piano to make room for a new family member and haven't played it since....so I gave up learning the tune at the exact point I was due to learn my favourite part.

    Good news is, I got a new piano today!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppGlCI8H0as

    This was recorded in one-shot without editing, with an MP3 recorder sitting on top of my piano.

    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #775 - November 23, 2011, 06:08 PM

    that's really good.

    damn i wish i can play with two hands.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #776 - November 23, 2011, 06:38 PM

    damn i wish i can play with two hands.


    I too often wish I had a biggerrrrr oh, the piano Smiley

    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #777 - November 23, 2011, 06:40 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #778 - November 23, 2011, 07:21 PM

    .
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #779 - November 23, 2011, 08:28 PM

    .

    Be original! This "." type of posts are copyright to me.  Tongue
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