^ LOL. Tell us, hawking, how does one mathematically model the trajectory of a load during ejaculation?
Well, a lot of it has to do with:
Building models of cocks. HE TOLD ME!
I build the phalluses in aphy's image and calculating their velocity is rather tricky since the escape velocity near the surface of the cock exceeds 3 x 10^8 ms^-1.
Joke aside, I'm building Howl's Moving Castle in paper and I have 6 or so more pages left to cut up. I hope I have enough money to get this kit that has balsa wood for making the Eiffel tower though I'm not sure if I'll do that since there won't be room to put it.