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 Topic: Random Facts About Yourself

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1080 - May 30, 2012, 02:13 AM

    Really? lol

    This is a urinal:


    This is a toilet:
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1081 - May 30, 2012, 02:14 AM

    OHHHHHHHHHH that thing in movies. I've never seen one up close. I use a toilet too.

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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1082 - May 30, 2012, 02:17 AM

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    You've never accidentally walked into a men's restroom Chepea?

    Can't tell you how many times I've accidentally went into the mens room only to realize upon seeing the urinals that I'm in the wrong one.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1083 - May 30, 2012, 02:17 AM

    Why are they only in men's washrooms?

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1084 - May 30, 2012, 02:18 AM

    The classic men's dunny sign:


    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1085 - May 30, 2012, 02:19 AM

    Why are they only in men's washrooms?


    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1086 - May 30, 2012, 02:20 AM

    Why are they only in men's washrooms?



     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Yes, women can't stand up to pee can they? Well, not without a funnel anyway.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1087 - May 30, 2012, 02:20 AM

    The classic men's dunny sign:

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Hilarious!  Cheesy Good one!  Afro
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1088 - May 30, 2012, 02:21 AM

    Yes you can. Probably.

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1089 - May 30, 2012, 02:30 AM

    ^^ Try it! I dare you!

    Go to a men's restroom and pee standing up. Please.  grin12
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1090 - May 30, 2012, 02:32 AM

    And video it for lulz. dance

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1091 - May 30, 2012, 02:34 AM

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    That is an awesome come-back!  Afro I'm going to have to start using that one when people call me tiny and petite!  Cheesy

    By the way, you can have a lot of fun with this one. You can give them a whole lecture, including less production of greenhouse gases and all sorts of shit. parrot

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1092 - May 30, 2012, 02:35 AM

    "I displace less air than you"? LOL!

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1093 - May 30, 2012, 02:38 AM

    ^^ Try it! I dare you!

    Go to a men's restroom and pee standing up. Please.  grin12

    NO! Tongue That's so gross!! They're not even in cubicles.

    And I don't mean in a man's restroom, I mean normally. I mean, just stand up when you're relieving yourself in a normal toilet.

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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1094 - May 30, 2012, 02:45 AM

    Why are they only in men's washrooms?


    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1095 - May 30, 2012, 02:54 AM

    I'm sorry okay, I never think about urinals. :/

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1096 - May 30, 2012, 02:55 AM

    Urinals are all I ever think about these days.

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1097 - May 30, 2012, 02:55 AM

    Cheesy

    Don't overwork your brain kay?

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1098 - May 30, 2012, 02:58 AM

    What brain? Huh?

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1099 - May 30, 2012, 03:00 AM

    Exactly!  Afro

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1100 - May 30, 2012, 03:01 AM


    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1101 - May 30, 2012, 03:02 AM

    LOL cute pic!

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1102 - May 30, 2012, 03:22 AM

    NO! Tongue That's so gross!! They're not even in cubicles.

    And I don't mean in a man's restroom, I mean normally. I mean, just stand up when you're relieving yourself in a normal toilet.


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    My daughter tried that a few times and realized that it was a really bad idea.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1103 - May 30, 2012, 03:34 AM

    Tongue k I won't try it.

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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1104 - May 30, 2012, 03:46 AM

    I am trying to pull my tooth out.

    I hope it doesn't break, I hope it doesn't break, I hope it doesn't break.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1105 - May 30, 2012, 03:47 AM

    Shocked Wow! Good luck!

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1106 - May 30, 2012, 03:59 AM

    I'm trying and trying and trying to pull it out, but it won't come out, it's getting looser, but it's my wisdom tooth, so I guess it's probably pretty firmly in there.

    FUCKING HELL I want it out now! I'm seriously not feeling well, the left side of my face is all swollen etc... blah blah blah

  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1107 - May 30, 2012, 04:06 AM

    D: Be careful...

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1108 - May 30, 2012, 04:07 AM

    I'm trying and trying and trying to pull it out, but it won't come out, it's getting looser, but it's my wisdom tooth, so I guess it's probably pretty firmly in there.

    FUCKING HELL I want it out now! I'm seriously not feeling well, the left side of my face is all swollen etc... blah blah blah




    I think the root on wisdom teeth can be very long. Can't  you go to the emergency room or something?   I am very worried if you break off the root you could get an infection later. Please be careful.

     far away hug

    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #1109 - May 30, 2012, 04:08 AM

    Wisdom teeth are pretty solidly stuck in. I think you need a dentist.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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