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Theme Changer

 Topic: What turns you on?

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  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #240 - August 31, 2011, 12:24 AM

    @Thread: I love it when a woman tells me to STFU and fuck her.

     Yeah prozzies can be irritable
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #241 - August 31, 2011, 05:51 AM

    Edit:  never mind i found the meaning of the word.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #242 - August 31, 2011, 06:09 AM

    A lady straddling a cello, playing with flair and flicking her hair every now and again

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #243 - August 31, 2011, 06:12 AM

    That just is perversion! Viola on its own should turn you on!

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #244 - August 31, 2011, 06:25 AM

    I prefer the sound of the violin.
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #245 - August 31, 2011, 06:29 AM

     A woman can't wrap her legs around a violin and still play it

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #246 - August 31, 2011, 06:30 AM

    Neither can she a viola. Tongue
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #247 - August 31, 2011, 06:32 AM

    You're right, I meant to say cello.

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #248 - August 31, 2011, 06:36 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ78f1gUa5Q
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #249 - August 31, 2011, 06:37 AM

    This is who I was referring to:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2IUzmn_3Xw

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #250 - August 31, 2011, 06:43 AM

    I know what you mean, it's quite the sight. Afro
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #251 - August 31, 2011, 07:33 AM

    A lady straddling a cello, playing with flair and flicking her hair every now and again


     Afro

    Murder By Death
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvp8UPaNO7w

    although the quality is not that great, this song is amazing. If you like them you should get the albums Like The Exorcist, But More Breakdancing and Who Will Survive, And What Will Be Left Of Them. Fuckin amazing underrated (and just not very well known) band.

    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #252 - August 31, 2011, 09:58 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbTozgoj9OQ
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #253 - August 31, 2011, 10:34 AM

    A lady straddling a cello, playing with flair and flicking her hair every now and again

    Stop talking about my sister. I’ll have you know she is married!
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #254 - August 31, 2011, 02:28 PM

    Gay porn. So much more physical and intense than straight porn.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #255 - August 31, 2011, 02:56 PM

    You'd love Queer as Folk Tongue

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUiJSfCF4Jk

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #256 - August 31, 2011, 06:31 PM

    @thread

    The word serendipity!

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #257 - August 31, 2011, 08:55 PM

    White girls who dress up for eid in desi clothing.
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #258 - August 31, 2011, 08:56 PM

    O_______________O
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #259 - August 31, 2011, 08:59 PM

     

    O_______________O
     

    That looks like something by Joan Miró.
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #260 - August 31, 2011, 09:03 PM

    White girls who dress up for eid in desi clothing.


    Who does that?

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #261 - August 31, 2011, 09:05 PM

    Ipad 2 oh its so sexy!

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #262 - August 31, 2011, 09:06 PM

    Who does that?

    Bradfordians Bradistanis.
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #263 - August 31, 2011, 09:06 PM

    the slow dawning of a smile.

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #264 - August 31, 2011, 09:08 PM

    Attempts at hiding a toothy grin.
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #265 - August 31, 2011, 09:13 PM

    Again -- O____________O
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #266 - August 31, 2011, 09:15 PM

    -_____________-

    what?
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #267 - August 31, 2011, 09:17 PM

    Never mind. O_O
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #268 - August 31, 2011, 09:18 PM

    OMG stop that. Tell me. -_-
  • Re: What turns you on?
     Reply #269 - August 31, 2011, 09:19 PM

    Women I can't have. the unobtainable. The forbidden fruit.
    AND/OR
    Rejection - it's so sexy/appealing when a woman rejects my advances because it then makes her unobtainable or forbidden & I want her more. Lol! It's a vicious cycle.

    When truth is hurled against falsehood, falsehood perishes, for falsehood by its nature is bound to perish.
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