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 Topic: Hi everybody!

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  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #30 - April 07, 2012, 02:24 AM

    You sound so much like someone I know... Huh?

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #31 - April 07, 2012, 02:24 AM

    Cheesy She'll fit right in. Only 2 kinds of people are allowed here. Those who love live and breathe philosophy and would marry it if they could. And those can't stand the idea of it and would like it banned from the world and erased from history. And never the twain shall meet. Cheesy


    I'm glad. Smiley It's nice making friends.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #32 - April 07, 2012, 02:25 AM

    Thank you! Smiley You're the one who used to be called Pikachu's Private Part right?


     Cheesy Yessss

    AND I FREAKING LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Used to have two. Both died. Very sad stories. I won't grace you with the knowledge of how they died. Rest assured, you're missing out on a real anecdote.


    I got two.

    fuck you
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #33 - April 07, 2012, 02:25 AM

    You sound so much like someone I know... Huh?


    I don't think I know any apostates. Do you live in Canada?

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #34 - April 07, 2012, 02:25 AM

    AND I FREAKING LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Kill me now.

    Quote
    Used to have two. Both died.

    This makes me happy.
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #35 - April 07, 2012, 02:26 AM

    AND I FREAKING LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Aight, that's it. This one's staying.

    Used to have two. Both died. Very sad stories. I won't grace you with the knowledge of how they died. Rest assured, you're missing out on a real anecdote.


    Sorry to hear that. One of mine died recently too. far away hug

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #36 - April 07, 2012, 02:26 AM

    Cheesy Yessss

    I got two.


    I'm jealous. My stupid brother is allergic, so we can't get one anymore. I suggested throwing him out of the house and getting a cat anyways, but alas. :( Apparently my mother is rather attached to him. One wonders why...

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #37 - April 07, 2012, 02:26 AM

    Aight, that's it. This one's staying.

    Sorry to hear that. One of my died recently too. far away hug



    Aw, sorry about that. :(

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #38 - April 07, 2012, 02:27 AM

    Kill me now.


    My pleasure. Smiley

    Quote
    This makes me happy.


    It's okay. I've never become very attached to pets anyways. They're not people.

    My sister cried when our first cat died. I saw her crying and started pretending to cry. :p

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #39 - April 07, 2012, 02:27 AM

    I'm jealous. My stupid brother is allergic, so we can't get one anymore. I suggested throwing him out of the house and getting a cat anyways, but alas. :( Apparently my mother is rather attached to him. One wonders why...


     Cheesy

    fuck you
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #40 - April 07, 2012, 02:28 AM

    I'm jealous. My stupid brother is allergic, so we can't get one anymore. I suggested throwing him out of the house and getting a cat anyways, but alas. :( Apparently my mother is rather attached to him. One wonders why...


    Carry on like this and you'll get the record for fastest JOTM.

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #41 - April 07, 2012, 02:30 AM

    @allat:

    Haha, thanks! Smiley I'm flattered.

    See Prince? Everyone else likes me and I didn't even have to know who Spinoza was. Smiley Suckerrrr. Smiley

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #42 - April 07, 2012, 02:31 AM

    She's already got my vote Tongue

    And no, chepea, if you live in Canada then you're not the person I have in mind Tongue

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #43 - April 07, 2012, 02:35 AM

    @harakaat:

    I feel so popular! Smiley People should join this site just to feel better about themselves.

    Aw. :( It would've been cool if we knew each other, don't you think?

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #44 - April 07, 2012, 02:36 AM

    Very excellent Smiley
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #45 - April 07, 2012, 02:40 AM

    @ibnjuferi:

    Um...thanks? Smiley Nice to meet you!

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #46 - April 07, 2012, 02:50 AM

    @harakaat:

    I feel so popular! Smiley People should join this site just to feel better about themselves.

    Aw. :( It would've been cool if we knew each other, don't you think?


    Yeah -- the person I had in mind is really sweet, but she's probably too busy slaving over the IB to think about theology Tongue

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #47 - April 07, 2012, 02:54 AM

    @harakaat:

    IB's overrated in my opinion. But to each their own. Smiley

    Haha, I wish I was sweet. :( My brothers say I'm really mean. I don't think wanting millipedes to be dead counts as being 'mean' though, but they say they're still life-forms and I should respect them as that. IMO, they're too frightened to kill the dumb thing and are making up excuses to hide their fear.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #48 - April 07, 2012, 03:01 AM

    IB's overrated in my opinion. But to each their own. Smiley


    LOL, I agree. In fact, after one year of the IB program, this is exactly what happened to me:


    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #49 - April 07, 2012, 03:01 AM

    Also, that definitely counts as mean Tongue Millipedes are nice and sweet and harmless!

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #50 - April 07, 2012, 03:06 AM

    LOL, I agree. In fact, after one year of the IB program, this is exactly what happened to me:

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Haha, and you still got in to the uni of your choice! Smiley Good job!!!

    Quote
    Also, that definitely counts as mean  Millipedes are nice and sweet and harmless!


    Millipedes are almost tragically repulsive examples of how evolution can go wrong.

    I'll tell you what. I hate spiders, centipedes, moths, big ants, etc etc too. (Not worms though. They're all right.) But the difference between millipedes and spiders is that if you move, a spider will just FREEZE. It won't move for the next 15 minutes (I've counted). So you always know where it is, you can track its movements, and plan your day accordingly.

    Millipedes, on the other hand, RUN FOR IT. And they HIDE. And they're GROSS. So that means you have to kill them RIGHT AWAY or else God knows where they'll go and then you'll have nightmares about them crawling into your bed.

    Ugh.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #51 - April 07, 2012, 03:13 AM

    Haha, and you still got in to the uni of your choice! Smiley Good job!!!


    Uh, no Tongue Decision still pending.

    Also, I LOVE spiders! Like literally, I feel like crying whenever anything bad happens to a spider.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #52 - April 07, 2012, 03:16 AM

    @harakaat:

    Quote
    Uh, no  Decision still pending.


    Oh. InshaAllah you'll get in! Smiley Then you can be happy there.

    Quote
    Also, I LOVE spiders! Like literally, I feel like crying whenever anything bad happens to a spider.


    Stay away from me and my family... :/

    J/k. But seriously. I. Hate. Spiders.

    My hatred (being all-encompassing) even extends to semi-bugs like butterflies. They remind me of moths on steroids.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #53 - April 07, 2012, 03:28 AM

    How can you hate something that looks like this:



    or this:



    or this:


    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #54 - April 07, 2012, 03:31 AM

    OMG my heart just stopped beating. I don't think I'm being hyperbolic either. I couldn't breathe for a second. It was like, a near-death experience almost. Shocked

    Spiderwebs are pretty. What sucks is that they're home to SPIDERS.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #55 - April 07, 2012, 03:35 AM

    O_O

    Different strokes for different folks, I guess Tongue

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #56 - April 07, 2012, 03:37 AM

    Oh the innocence of young love.
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #57 - April 07, 2012, 03:38 AM

    That's too tolerant for me. I'm fine with just declaring you off your rocker. Smiley Just kidding.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #58 - April 07, 2012, 03:38 AM

    Oh the innocence of young love.


    You're off your rocker too, Oozy. (See how I derived that from "Spinoza"? I'm quite proud of it. Smiley )

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Hi everybody!
     Reply #59 - April 07, 2012, 03:40 AM

    Oh the innocence of young love.


    Wait, what are you talking about? :/

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
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