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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #240 - June 10, 2012, 02:25 AM
    Firstly, YZV, you make the weirdest connections. I was saying "OMG" to Clubs being sick. Hence the sad face.

    And secondly, I CAN'T SEE IT!!!!! :( Stupid site.
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #241 - June 10, 2012, 02:35 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 10, 2012, 02:25 AM
    Firstly, YZV, you make the weirdest connections.

    well, I am just weird guy
    Quote
    I was saying "OMG" to Clubs being sick. Hence the sad face.

    really??  let us see

    Quote
    OMG!!! :(

    OMG you cut it so short!!!!!!!

    OMG HI DA_DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OMG IF I CLICK THE PICTURE THE PIECES MOVE!!!!!!

    OMG
    MY
    NEW
    SIG
    SUCKS

     That is all you  from few pages Chick pea.. Lol.. But that is OK.,

     your god is a good god., I KILLED MY GOD.. My God died young...

    Quote
    And secondly, I CAN'T SEE IT!!!!! :( Stupid site.

    What?? what you can not see?  click the link  here again  http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1008361

    That is a very famous game girl...

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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #242 - June 10, 2012, 02:39 AM
    Quote from: yeezevee on June 10, 2012, 02:35 AM
    well, I am just weird guy really??  let us see
     That is all you  from few pages Chick pea.. Lol.. But that is OK.,

    LOL Tongue Okay, so I say "OMG" a lot, I'm sorry! Tongue Haha.

    Quote
    your god is a good god., I KILLED MY GOD.. My God died young...

    Everyone has a god, a centre of worship, a purpose to which their thoughts are devoted and their actions (ultimately) aimed towards. I think discontent is realising that one's god is transitory and will fade, or when one's god is wrenched away from them. Sometimes I think people's 'gods' are negative gods, i.e. their devotion is directed towards disproving things. How odd.

    Quote
    What?? what you can not see?  click the link  here again  http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1008361

    That is a very famous game girl...

    IT WORKS!!! dance thanks YZV. And OMG I would neverrrr sacrifice my Queen. That man must be so smart. Tongue
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #243 - June 10, 2012, 02:44 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 10, 2012, 02:39 AM
    ................
    IT WORKS!!! dance thanks YZV. And OMG I would neverrrr sacrifice my Queen. That man must be so smart. Tongue

    What?.. That man??.. That man must be so smart..??

    He is  Bibby Fischer Chick Pea..  I would consider him as greatest and weirdest chess player of last century..
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #244 - June 10, 2012, 02:48 AM
    Never heard of him. Tongue Sorry.

    But he sounds smart from the Wiki article too yes Some people are reallllly smart. There's this kid at my school, grade below me, he's a Maths genius. He hasn't even taken Grade 11 Maths yet and he scored almost an 80 on the Euclid (a grade 12 Maths-intensive contest).
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #245 - June 10, 2012, 02:54 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 10, 2012, 02:48 AM
    Never heard of him. Tongue Sorry.

    But he sounds smart from the Wiki article too .........

    Hmmm.. watch him on Tube..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px2PoGr0AkE


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKCdlUZ-hhM&feature=fvwrel

    See Fischer on that tube..  Watch him what he says on 9/11  by the way he is a Jewish guy..

    and in 2008 he died..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6j_FnliaxU


    Learn about him if you are interested in Chess game Chick Pea..
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #246 - June 10, 2012, 02:54 AM
    ^ And to put that into perspective, I got a 48. Tongue And the highest any twelfth grader got was a 65. Hahaha.
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #247 - June 10, 2012, 02:55 AM
    Quote from: yeezevee on June 10, 2012, 02:54 AM
    Hmmm.. watch him on Tube..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px2PoGr0AkE


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKCdlUZ-hhM&feature=fvwrel

    See Fischer on that tube..  Watch him what he says on 9/11  by the way he is a Jewish guy..

    and in 2008 he died..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6j_FnliaxU


    Learn about him if you are interested in Chess game Chick Pea..

    Ahhh YT videos!!  mysmilie_977

    But okay, I'll watch these. Tongue Thank you! I like his beard too. I like beards on old men, it makes them look wiser and more respectable. yes
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #248 - June 10, 2012, 03:31 PM
    I cannot believe someone is into Chess and has never heard of the mighty Bobby Fischer! Wow. Yeezevee is correct, that match was magnificent. He was a serious genius. People overuse that word, but a genius he was!
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #249 - June 10, 2012, 04:48 PM
    Embarrassed I'm sorry. I just like playing, it's not like I'm good or obsessed or anything...
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #250 - June 10, 2012, 05:37 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 10, 2012, 04:48 PM
    Embarrassed I'm sorry. I just like playing, it's not like I'm good or obsessed or anything...

    Chick peas goes from OMG to "Sorry"

    no..no ..go back to  OMG.........

    common Cheer up..,   you don't need to be sorry for everything..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #251 - June 10, 2012, 07:16 PM
    ^ LOL sorry Tongue My sis was just lecturing me on apologising less, haha. Tongue

    Sorry I made this thread about myself...back to the Chess! (Once Clubs gets better inshaAllah.)
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #252 - June 11, 2012, 08:21 PM


    White to play and win. Can you solve the puzzle!?
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #253 - June 12, 2012, 12:59 AM
    ^ haha good idea Kodanshi! Tongue

    Ummmm.....no idea haha. Something to do with the rook on d3? :S

    HOW MANY MOVES does white take?
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #254 - June 12, 2012, 03:07 PM
    What happened to the tournament?
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #255 - June 12, 2012, 03:57 PM
    ^ Sorry, I'm waiting for Clubs to get better so that he can play again. Playing with only 4 players (you, me, Kodanshi, and Zoobs) seems a bit...weird.
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #256 - June 12, 2012, 04:04 PM
    Have you pmed him?

    Now that I think of it, I can distinctly remember on chat him saying that he wasn't sick. But my memory's all fucked up, so you're gonna have to find out for yourself.  Cheesy
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #257 - June 12, 2012, 04:19 PM

    CHECKMATE!


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


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    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #258 - June 12, 2012, 05:55 PM
    Quote from: billy on June 12, 2012, 04:19 PM
    CHECKMATE!

    what is CHECKMATE    Huh?
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #259 - June 12, 2012, 08:33 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on June 10, 2012, 05:37 PM


    common Cheer up..,   you don't need to be sorry for everything..


    But she's Canadian, it's normal for Canadians to apologize all the time.  grin12
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #260 - June 12, 2012, 08:57 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on June 11, 2012, 08:21 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    White to play and win. Can you solve the puzzle!?

    I'm sure there's a quicker, cleaner kill, but I'd do the following (apologies for the unorthodox notation):
    Q-g6 (threatening mate on Q-h7)
    K-g8
    Bc1-h6(threatening mate again on Q-g7)
    K-f8
    Q-g7(check)
    K-e8
    Bd3-f5 (threatening checkmate on Q-f8)
    No way out for black. He can only delay by sacrificing his queen at this stage, but checkmate unavoidable.

    Am I right Kodanshi dude?
    Hi
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #261 - June 12, 2012, 11:10 PM
    Quote from: musivore on June 12, 2012, 08:57 PM
    I'm sure there's a quicker, cleaner kill, but I'd do the following (apologies for the unorthodox notation):
    Q-g6 (threatening mate on Q-h7)
    K-g8
    Bc1-h6(threatening mate again on Q-g7)
    K-f8
    Q-g7(check)
    K-e8
    Bd3-f5 (threatening checkmate on Q-f8)
    No way out for black. He can only delay by sacrificing his queen at this stage, but checkmate unavoidable.

    Am I right Kodanshi dude?


    musivore seems to be interested in Chess games..

    Here is a good one musivore

    Robert Eugene Byrne vs Bobby  Fischer

    Here Fischer makes brilliant 15th and 19th  move to sacrifice his two knights to win the game at 21st move.. that guy was weird........  
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #262 - June 12, 2012, 11:58 PM
    Quote from: musivore on June 12, 2012, 08:57 PM
    I'm sure there's a quicker, cleaner kill, but I'd do the following (apologies for the unorthodox notation):
    Q-g6 (threatening mate on Q-h7)
    K-g8
    Bc1-h6(threatening mate again on Q-g7)
    K-f8
    Q-g7(check)
    K-e8
    Bd3-f5 (threatening checkmate on Q-f8)
    No way out for black. He can only delay by sacrificing his queen at this stage, but checkmate unavoidable.

    Am I right Kodanshi dude?


    To be honest, there’s no correct answer at the moment (since I don’t have access to deep computer analysis programmes). It’s simply a puzzle I made myself from a variant position in one of my own games.

    I like the Bh6 move, because the pawn on g7 cannot take the bishop as it would put the king in check from the queen on g6. Unfortunately, it would go like this:

    2. B×h6 Q×h6
    3. Q×h6 g×h6

    White still has the upper hand, but the winning advantage has been ruined. In retrospect, I don’t think it’s a particularly good puzzle, because I’ve tried a few moves, and get up to move 11 with no mate at the moment. Hmmm…
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #263 - June 13, 2012, 01:26 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on June 12, 2012, 11:58 PM
    To be honest, there’s no correct answer at the moment (since I don’t have access to deep computer analysis programmes). It’s simply a puzzle I made myself from a variant position in one of my own games.

    I like the Bh6 move, because the pawn on g7 cannot take the bishop as it would put the king in check from the queen on g6. Unfortunately, it would go like this:

    2. B×h6 Q×h6
    3. Q×h6 g×h6

    White still has the upper hand, but the winning advantage has been ruined. In retrospect, I don’t think it’s a particularly good puzzle, because I’ve tried a few moves, and get up to move 11 with no mate at the moment. Hmmm…


    Haha, I'm no Kasparov, but I figured as much.  Tongue
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #264 - June 13, 2012, 01:35 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on June 12, 2012, 11:58 PM
    To be honest, there’s no correct answer at the moment (since I don’t have access to deep computer analysis programmes). It’s simply a puzzle I made myself from a variant position in one of my own games.

    ah Ha!   that is how some of you guys winning the game against  Chick peas. Clearly white with its extra Bishop & knight  is in a very powerful position., if some one looses white game means   he/she never played a chess game but learned it first time. .

    Quote
    I like the Bh6 move, because the pawn on g7 cannot take the bishop as it would put the king in check from the queen on g6. Unfortunately, it would go like this:

    2. B×h6 Q×h6
    3. Q×h6 g×h6

    White still has the upper hand, but the winning advantage has been ruined. In retrospect, I don’t think it’s a particularly good puzzle, because I’ve tried a few moves, and get up to move 11 with no mate at the moment. Hmmm…

      
    No.. that is not right move., better move for white is as musivore said

    white :  Q-g6 (threatening mate on Q-h7)
    Black: forced to go to K-g8
    white: Q-h7 check
    black: forced to K-f7
    white: B-g6 check
    black: forced to K-e7

    And from that onwards White Q, B, K, R will start killing every black piece  on its way..........




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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #265 - June 13, 2012, 01:55 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on June 11, 2012, 08:21 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    White to play and win. Can you solve the puzzle!?


    Is it wrong of me that instead of solving this puzzle I spent my time looking for ways for black to force stalemate or perpetual check? Does this make me a morally bad person?
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #266 - June 13, 2012, 02:06 AM
    Quote from: asbie on June 12, 2012, 04:04 PM
    Have you pmed him?

    Now that I think of it, I can distinctly remember on chat him saying that he wasn't sick. But my memory's all fucked up, so you're gonna have to find out for yourself.  Cheesy

    SERIOUSLY?! OMG!!!!!!!! Angry I did PM him, I asked him to wear a sweater and get better. NICE TO KNOW HE WAS LAUGHING AT ME SECRETLY! Angry

    Ugh Clubs you just wait, I'm gonna make you sorry!! Angry


    (But it's okay though)
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #267 - June 13, 2012, 02:07 AM
    Quote from: asbie on June 13, 2012, 01:55 AM
    Is it wrong of me that instead of solving this puzzle I spent my time looking for ways for black to force stalemate or perpetual check? Does this make me a morally bad person?

    if you could do that I would consider you  as smartest chess player I ever acquainted with and a grand master of Chess asbie
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #268 - June 13, 2012, 02:07 AM
    Quote from: musivore on June 12, 2012, 08:57 PM
    I'm sure there's a quicker, cleaner kill, but I'd do the following (apologies for the unorthodox notation):
    Q-g6 (threatening mate on Q-h7)
    K-g8
    Bc1-h6(threatening mate again on Q-g7)
    K-f8
    Q-g7(check)
    K-e8
    Bd3-f5 (threatening checkmate on Q-f8)
    No way out for black. He can only delay by sacrificing his queen at this stage, but checkmate unavoidable.

    Am I right Kodanshi dude?


    Shocked Shocked Shocked

    MUSIVORE JOIN THE CHESS TOURNAMENT IMMEDIATELY! That's an order! yes

    PLEASSSE we need more players, we're so short on players and now stupid people are pretending to be sick for some reason so we're even MORE short on players!

    Don't you want to be a lifesaver? (But you don't have to, don't let me force you into it if you don't want to.)
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #269 - June 13, 2012, 02:08 AM
    Quote from: -Tmp- on June 12, 2012, 08:33 PM
    But she's Canadian, it's normal for Canadians to apologize all the time.  grin12

    Sorry Tmp I couldn't hear you over the sound of my HEALTHCARE BENEFITS.

    Now shoo little boy! Tongue 
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