File this more under somewhat interesting than funny, but I was thinking that I'd like to check out a mosque that is closer to my hometown that I've heard really terrible stuff about, but I've always been curious to see. My old mentor warned me that it would be a burqa sort of affair, and I actually do not own one, and while I was waiting, bored, for my laundry to dry, I decided to look at an online store to see what they had to offer and I came across this glorious creation.
![](http://www.zarinas.com/imagesx/burqa_usa2.jpg)
If my sister joins me she can represent her new temporary home in this:
![](http://www.zarinas.com/imagesx1/burqa_uk.jpg)
This one is so popular it is apparently sold out:
![](http://www.zarinas.com/imagesx/burqa_denmark.jpg)
Or if I want to represent Kentucky more than the US I can show up in this one:
![](http://www.zarinas.com/imagesx/burqa_camo.jpg)