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Topic: Baby born with a Qur'an in his hand?

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Re: Baby born with a Qur'an in his hand?
Reply #30 - September 28, 2012, 06:44 PM

That's good enough for those who want to believe them desperately !

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Re: Baby born with a Qur'an in his hand?
Reply #31 - October 02, 2012, 01:58 AM

So what if this is proven to be true?
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Re: Baby born with a Qur'an in his hand?
Reply #32 - October 02, 2012, 03:15 AM

Then we get the woman pregnant over and over again so she can be a printing press.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Re: Baby born with a Qur'an in his hand?
Reply #33 - October 02, 2012, 04:47 AM

pffft, dafuq wit this thread

retittled:

'Baby born with a dick in his hand?'
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Re: Baby born with a Qur'an in his hand?
Reply #34 - October 02, 2012, 06:39 AM

Quote from: IAmTheMoonGod on October 02, 2012, 01:58 AM
So what if this is proven to be true?

First prove it. And no "someone somewhere said something", is not proof. Proof means it needs to be verifiable and repeatable upon independent analysis and experimentation. Otherwise it is B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. Nice try. Next.

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Re: Baby born with a Qur'an in his hand?
Reply #35 - October 02, 2012, 06:42 AM

All miracles have 'witnesses'. All UFO sightings have 'witnesses'. All alien abductions have 'witnesses', all sightings of ghosts have 'witnesses'

THE POWER OF WITNESSES

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Re: Baby born with a Qur'an in his hand?
Reply #36 - October 02, 2012, 07:48 AM

Quote from: IAmTheMoonGod on October 02, 2012, 01:58 AM
So what if this is proven to be true?

Then a few Arab men who are easily impressed will cry like babies, one rich white convert woman will make some soul-shreddingly maudlin speech off of the back of a new book, and the rest of the world will go "meh".

In other words, nothing will change.

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Re: Baby born with a Qur'an in his hand?
Reply #37 - October 02, 2012, 08:11 AM

welcome back sproutly hooneyed... wubzies

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I don't unnerstand and never will of subanallaahuhaha ta'alaalol intent,

but imho mo needs to be born with q'ran, umbillical cords and all,

moonassplitting miracles, flying mlp ... ohhh plezzesses.. *eyerolling and all*

imma jealouss of jizzussies of his houries scabbies healing mirrarcles ere

kinda wanna.. Ooh I haz one bad asses prophat born wit q'ran and doing overtime asses preying like in my av, asyadu ..

ashaddupllollahhahahaillollah waamoronrasollollaa.. (fingers having a lewd hard on)

seriously wtf, q'ran needs to be compi late by da mo djbff (dasahabaatulguarranteedjannatullollillaafirdouse)

damn I'm jealous of everythang.
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