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Topic: The Off Topic Thread

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- MSinghK
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #210 - June 17, 2008, 07:36 PM

Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:34 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:33 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:32 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:31 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:28 PM
Any backup for me?

Where's Cheetah when you need her?

what would you need Cheetah for? Aren´t you man enough to fight your corner?

No, im not. Where is she?

You laugh now but wait till Auntie Cheetah gets here. She'll tell you in her Irish accent.

yeah, right... am really, really scared now!

Good.

Or Auntie Berbs, she'll set you straight Mrs Evil Woman.
- Serquet11
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #211 - June 17, 2008, 07:37 PM

No, he fell in love and got lots of kisses and hugs. Just like you will one day.

Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated. The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya. He had her husband, her father and her people killed.

Sirat Rasul Allah by Ibn Ishaq

Mohammed was a rapist and a murderer.
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #212 - June 17, 2008, 07:37 PM

Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:37 PM

No, he fell in love and got lots of kisses and hugs. Just like you will one day.

You're funny
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #213 - June 17, 2008, 07:37 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:36 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:34 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:33 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:32 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:31 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:28 PM
Any backup for me?

Where's Cheetah when you need her?

what would you need Cheetah for? Aren´t you man enough to fight your corner?

No, im not. Where is she?

You laugh now but wait till Auntie Cheetah gets here. She'll tell you in her Irish accent.

yeah, right... am really, really scared now!

Good.

Or Auntie Berbs, she'll set you straight Mrs Evil Woman.

who's evil? I really think you're sweet.

Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated. The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya. He had her husband, her father and her people killed.

Sirat Rasul Allah by Ibn Ishaq

Mohammed was a rapist and a murderer.
- diotima
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #214 - June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:36 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:34 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:33 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:32 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:31 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:28 PM
Any backup for me?

Where's Cheetah when you need her?

what would you need Cheetah for? Aren´t you man enough to fight your corner?

No, im not. Where is she?

You laugh now but wait till Auntie Cheetah gets here. She'll tell you in her Irish accent.

yeah, right... am really, really scared now!

Good.

Or Auntie Berbs, she'll set you straight Mrs Evil Woman.

Oh, yeah, right!! BERBS telling me off about hugs and kisses!!! YEAH!!
- MSinghK
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #215 - June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM

Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:37 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:36 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:34 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:33 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:32 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:31 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:28 PM
Any backup for me?

Where's Cheetah when you need her?

what would you need Cheetah for? Aren´t you man enough to fight your corner?

No, im not. Where is she?

You laugh now but wait till Auntie Cheetah gets here. She'll tell you in her Irish accent.

yeah, right... am really, really scared now!

Good.

Or Auntie Berbs, she'll set you straight Mrs Evil Woman.

who's evil? I really think you're sweet.

Dio evil.

Naah, Im a prick if I dont say so myself.
- Serquet11
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #216 - June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM

Dio is not evil. She's your cyber mommy and gives you good advice.

Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated. The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya. He had her husband, her father and her people killed.

Sirat Rasul Allah by Ibn Ishaq

Mohammed was a rapist and a murderer.
- Sally
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #217 - June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
He left the jungle and followed the girl home.

Oh, he was a stalker.

He probably had heads in his fridge.
- MSinghK
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #218 - June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM

Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:36 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:34 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:33 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:32 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:31 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:28 PM
Any backup for me?

Where's Cheetah when you need her?

what would you need Cheetah for? Aren´t you man enough to fight your corner?

No, im not. Where is she?

You laugh now but wait till Auntie Cheetah gets here. She'll tell you in her Irish accent.

yeah, right... am really, really scared now!

Good.

Or Auntie Berbs, she'll set you straight Mrs Evil Woman.

Oh, yeah, right!! BERBS telling me off about hugs and kisses!!! YEAH!!

Could happen.
- MSinghK
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #219 - June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM

Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM
Dio is not evil. She's your cyber mommy and gives you good advice.

(She beats me)
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #220 - June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:37 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:36 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:34 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:33 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:32 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:31 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:28 PM
Any backup for me?

Where's Cheetah when you need her?

what would you need Cheetah for? Aren´t you man enough to fight your corner?

No, im not. Where is she?

You laugh now but wait till Auntie Cheetah gets here. She'll tell you in her Irish accent.

yeah, right... am really, really scared now!

Good.

Or Auntie Berbs, she'll set you straight Mrs Evil Woman.

who's evil? I really think you're sweet.

Dio evil.

Naah, Im a prick if I dont say so myself.

you pretend to be, but we who are wiser and older can see right through you.

Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated. The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya. He had her husband, her father and her people killed.

Sirat Rasul Allah by Ibn Ishaq

Mohammed was a rapist and a murderer.
- osmanthus
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #221 - June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM

This should be on You Tube or something. Carry on.

Off topic I reckon we should all put smileys in our sigs just to annoy the grumps.

Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.
- diotima
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #222 - June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:36 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:34 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:33 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:32 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:31 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:28 PM
Any backup for me?

Where's Cheetah when you need her?

what would you need Cheetah for? Aren´t you man enough to fight your corner?

No, im not. Where is she?

You laugh now but wait till Auntie Cheetah gets here. She'll tell you in her Irish accent.

yeah, right... am really, really scared now!

Good.

Or Auntie Berbs, she'll set you straight Mrs Evil Woman.

Oh, yeah, right!! BERBS telling me off about hugs and kisses!!! YEAH!!

Could happen.

... yeah, right - like the sky could fall on your head!
- MSinghK
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #223 - June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM

Quote from: Sally on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
He left the jungle and followed the girl home.

Oh, he was a stalker.

He probably had heads in his fridge.

My backup has arrived ( you'll do)
- Serquet11
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #224 - June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM
Dio is not evil. She's your cyber mommy and gives you good advice.

(She beats me)

She hugs you and you complain like you're getting a whippin'.

Silly boy.

Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated. The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya. He had her husband, her father and her people killed.

Sirat Rasul Allah by Ibn Ishaq

Mohammed was a rapist and a murderer.
- diotima
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #225 - June 17, 2008, 07:41 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM
Dio is not evil. She's your cyber mommy and gives you good advice.

(She beats me)

Naaaah... you want to beat ME, when I offer you a friendly hug!
- MSinghK
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #226 - June 17, 2008, 07:41 PM

Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM

you pretend to be, but we who are wiser and older can see right through you.

No, I am. Simple as that. Really.
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #227 - June 17, 2008, 07:42 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:41 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM

you pretend to be, but we who are wiser and older can see right through you.

No, I am. Simple as that. Really.

Sorry, I don't believe you. Here's a hug, you need it.

Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated. The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya. He had her husband, her father and her people killed.

Sirat Rasul Allah by Ibn Ishaq

Mohammed was a rapist and a murderer.
- MSinghK
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #228 - June 17, 2008, 07:42 PM

Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM
Dio is not evil. She's your cyber mommy and gives you good advice.

(She beats me)

She hugs you and you complain like you're getting a whippin'.

Silly boy.

no, she actually hits me with a broom and everything. Rolling pin too.

Dio, you lie. You assault me.
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #229 - June 17, 2008, 07:42 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM
Quote from: Sally on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
He left the jungle and followed the girl home.

Oh, he was a stalker.

He probably had heads in his fridge.

My backup has arrived ( you'll do)

Who do you want me to kill?
- MSinghK
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #230 - June 17, 2008, 07:43 PM

Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:42 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:41 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM

you pretend to be, but we who are wiser and older can see right through you.

No, I am. Simple as that. Really.

Sorry, I don't believe you. Here's a hug, you need it.

I refuse.
- diotima
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #231 - June 17, 2008, 07:43 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:42 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM
Dio is not evil. She's your cyber mommy and gives you good advice.

(She beats me)

She hugs you and you complain like you're getting a whippin'.

Silly boy.

no, she actually hits me with a broom and everything. Rolling pin too.

Dio, you lie. You assault me.

SOOOO Cute!!
- MSinghK
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #232 - June 17, 2008, 07:43 PM

Quote from: Sally on June 17, 2008, 07:42 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM
Quote from: Sally on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
He left the jungle and followed the girl home.

Oh, he was a stalker.

He probably had heads in his fridge.

My backup has arrived ( you'll do)

Who do you want me to kill?

non-one, just give me a little help
- MSinghK
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #233 - June 17, 2008, 07:44 PM

Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:43 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:42 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM
Dio is not evil. She's your cyber mommy and gives you good advice.

(She beats me)

She hugs you and you complain like you're getting a whippin'.

Silly boy.

no, she actually hits me with a broom and everything. Rolling pin too.

Dio, you lie. You assault me.

SOOOO Cute!!

I am the oppostie of cute.
- Serquet11
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #234 - June 17, 2008, 07:44 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:43 PM
Quote from: Sally on June 17, 2008, 07:42 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM
Quote from: Sally on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
He left the jungle and followed the girl home.

Oh, he was a stalker.

He probably had heads in his fridge.

My backup has arrived ( you'll do)

Who do you want me to kill?

non-one, just give me a little help

I thought that you liked to spar? Why do you need help?

Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated. The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya. He had her husband, her father and her people killed.

Sirat Rasul Allah by Ibn Ishaq

Mohammed was a rapist and a murderer.
- Sally
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #235 - June 17, 2008, 07:44 PM

Ok, hugs are crap, MSingh will never have a girlfriend, you're all talking rubbish.

How was that, M?
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #236 - June 17, 2008, 07:45 PM

Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:44 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:43 PM
Quote from: Sally on June 17, 2008, 07:42 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM
Quote from: Sally on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
He left the jungle and followed the girl home.

Oh, he was a stalker.

He probably had heads in his fridge.

My backup has arrived ( you'll do)

Who do you want me to kill?

non-one, just give me a little help

I thought that you liked to spar? Why do you need help?

Need help to argue against you and dio etc.
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #237 - June 17, 2008, 07:45 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:44 PM
Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 07:43 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:42 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:38 PM
Dio is not evil. She's your cyber mommy and gives you good advice.

(She beats me)

She hugs you and you complain like you're getting a whippin'.

Silly boy.

no, she actually hits me with a broom and everything. Rolling pin too.

Dio, you lie. You assault me.

SOOOO Cute!!

I am the oppostie of cute.

I beg to differ... how you respond to threats of affection is absolutely adorable.

Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated. The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya. He had her husband, her father and her people killed.

Sirat Rasul Allah by Ibn Ishaq

Mohammed was a rapist and a murderer.
- MSinghK
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #238 - June 17, 2008, 07:45 PM

Quote from: Sally on June 17, 2008, 07:44 PM
Ok, hugs are crap, MSingh will never have a girlfriend, you're all talking rubbish.

How was that, M?

Good, keep going. We'll take them down together.
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #239 - June 17, 2008, 07:46 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:45 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:44 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:43 PM
Quote from: Sally on June 17, 2008, 07:42 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:40 PM
Quote from: Sally on June 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on June 17, 2008, 07:35 PM
He left the jungle and followed the girl home.

Oh, he was a stalker.

He probably had heads in his fridge.

My backup has arrived ( you'll do)

Who do you want me to kill?

non-one, just give me a little help

I thought that you liked to spar? Why do you need help?

Need help to argue against you and dio etc.

That´s because you know we are right!
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