Skip navigation
Sidebar -

Advanced search options →

Welcome

Welcome to CEMB forum.
Please login or register. Did you miss your activation email?

Donations

Help keep the Forum going!
Click on Kitty to donate:

Kitty is lost

Recent Posts


Do humans have needed kno...
Yesterday at 09:21 PM

New Britain
September 26, 2025, 12:16 PM

Lights on the way
by akay
September 26, 2025, 06:22 AM

الحبيب من يشبه اكثر؟؟؟
by akay
September 24, 2025, 11:55 AM

What's happened to the fo...
September 23, 2025, 12:54 AM

Muslim grooming gangs sti...
September 20, 2025, 07:39 PM

Jesus mythicism
by zeca
September 13, 2025, 10:59 PM

Qur'anic studies today
by zeca
September 12, 2025, 10:09 PM

Orientalism - Edward Said
by zeca
August 22, 2025, 07:41 AM

News From Syria
by zeca
August 09, 2025, 10:33 PM

Gaza assault
July 25, 2025, 05:18 PM

The origins of Judaism
by zeca
July 01, 2025, 08:10 PM

Theme Changer

 Topic: The Off Topic Thread

 (Read 239649 times)
  • Previous page 1 ... 74 75 7677 78 ... 83 Next page « Previous thread | Next thread »
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2250 - July 23, 2009, 08:46 PM

    During a random mooch on the internet I found this:
    http://forum.mpacuk.org/showthread.php?t=34199
    Quote
    Hassan
    Banned
    Join Date: Sep 2005
    Posts: 467
    Rep Power: 0
      The Ex Muslim council

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Salaam Brothers and Sisters,

    I think we need to start mobilizing, and start to pick apart the ex Muslim council organization...

    Can someone give is direction and tells us what we need to do and put pressure on the organisation and to stop it from the demonization of Islam? We can't afford to ignore the snake in the room. What can we do on a political and legal level?  

     

    Its not you is it Hass? Wink

    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2251 - July 23, 2009, 10:00 PM

    No, that was Tutsie.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2252 - July 23, 2009, 11:44 PM

    They really would silence us if they could, wouldn't they  Roll Eyes

    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2253 - July 24, 2009, 12:16 AM

    Well it's been nearly 2 months now since uni finished for the summer and I've done jack shit apart from work a temporary job that lasted 3 days. I applied for a lot of jobs and the majority of them couldn't be fucked to get back to me. I use it as an excuse to say that I've been trying to do something, but I know it is just excuses. I've been wasting a lot of time these past 2 months. I think it is mostly due to addiction to the internet, especially to this forum. I'm sure I'm not the only person who is wasting their lives away on the internet.

    Anyway I've given it about 2 minutes thought and I've decided to start dedicating a few hours a day to a particular activity. So I'm going to spend 1 hour a day doing each of these:

    Playing Piano
    Playing Guitar
    Reading a book

    If there is anybody else who is dissatisfied with how they are currently spending their days, I encourage you to make a similar list, and please share it on here, because I know how it feels and I'd be glad to hear that other people are gonna get up off their arses and do something too Smiley

    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2254 - July 24, 2009, 01:05 AM

    I know I shouldnt be posting in places like off topic thread so soon after coming back but you did say "anybody..." which is an open invitation I feel, so I shall indulge.

    Like you, it has also been between 1-2 months since I came back from uni and like you I have done jack shit apart from a few things here and there, and like you its because of tedious distractions like the internet.

    Unlike you though, who I'm sure is a hard working student (as I understand it we are both about to enter the second year at uni?) my whole last year since October has been the same as you have described. My  study  pattern can be described as non existent, I went to about 35% of my lectures and even less with the seminars. What a horrible existence. In fact, I was sure I failed because the only revision I had done for my final exams was a cram session the day before (if I was lucky-some I didnt even revise at all), and for the courseworks, they were always due in on a 12:00pm at Friday so I would wake up at 9:00pm on friday and get them done in 2 hours. Yet, at the end of the year (last week) I found out I got a 2:1 for this year! I thought I failed! In a fair world I would have failed. All I can say is thank fuck for natural intelligence.

    I'm not bragging either, I've been very lucky and I won't take that for granted next year (hopefully).

    So, for the purposes of self-improvement, over the remaining summer I have to:

    1) try harder to get a job, any job, even strawberry picking.
    2) get fitter (I have a 3 mile daily bike commute to uni next year because I chose a house so far away because I hate the atmosphere)
    3) study from now
    4) perhaps learn how to play an instrument
    5) learn one or two foreign language basics

    Thats it

    Having said that, I probably won't do any-typical me.

    Good luck with yours though, I'm sure you have infinite more will power than I ever will.

    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2255 - July 24, 2009, 01:35 AM

    Shit, 3 miles away from uni? Are you nuts? I applied for a warehouse job that was 2.5 miles away thinking I was mad! You either chose a very nice house or a very cheap house lol.

    I knew I couldn't have been the only one here addicted to the internet. But I didn't know there would be somebody on this forum in that much of a similar position to me. How did you guess I had finished my first year? And what do you study?

    By the sounds of it I probably did more work than you this year, but I felt like I should have done more work. I felt that I worked harder for my A levels. I heard that 1st year of uni is supposed to be a breeze compared to 2nd and 3rd years, though. I too got a 2:1 btw. I chose to take a couple of modules in biology next year too (which I'm practically clueless about) and I'm a bit worried now that they might actually pull me down, especially when next year actually counts towards the final mark.

    Those goals of yours are all well and admirable but I'm sure your aware of just how successfully the internet manages to consume your whole life. The reason I made that post above is because I wanted to make it official in the only way I knew I could right now (since my life has turned into a cyberlife) and actually get up off my arse and say, right, that's it, tomorrow, I'm doing 1 hour of this, 1 hour of that, and 1 hour of this. I know it is the only way I'm actually going to do something. I've already gone past that stage where I make rough ideas for what I want to do over summer. They were too rough and not official enough to motivate me. So you will see me on this thread tomorrow night either celebrating a success or showing myself up and admitting that I'm an utter failure. I took a module in Arabic at uni and I have the tools now to revise over the summer so that perhaps I can become a little fluent in Arabic maybe? So if tomorrow goes well then I'm going to think about introducing hours for learning Arabic and even later I want to start taking singing lessons (in case you're wondering, I can't sing or have any kind of aspirations, I just thought one day, why not? :p) but only once I get a permanent job because private singing lessons are expensive.

    So yeah, I invite you, and I challenge you to make a list of things you want to do/achieve for the next day and see if you can keep to it!  Afro

    So do you have a particular musical instrument in mind that you want to learn? Any previous musical experience? I started taking piano lessons when I was 4 and took them for about 12 years so if you have any questions about piano ask me. I started learning guitar this year so I understand guitar basics and how it is theoretically different/similar to piano.

    And what language do you want to learn?

    Anyway I'm failing so far because I originally planned to go to sleep at 1am latest lol. I best be off then. Look forward to your reply!

    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2256 - July 24, 2009, 08:40 AM

    Where do I start. Cheap house? Sort of, more like, "cheap 3 bedroom house shared with one person in a fairly non criminal area". I just liked many of the factors involved with the house and I'm sick to death of the city centre, I hate it. I also hate those prepackiged cardboard rooms they give you in halls and private halls, our uni doesn't do catered rooms either so I don't need to bother with that. Best deal for me really.

    I guessed you are in the first year because you talk about living in halls, you also mention A-levels a lot in comparison with uni work and general laziness etc etc, tell tale signs basically.

    I study a law degree, that's why it's attrocious that I barely studied considering it's a difficult subject, I was stumped in the exams for the most part. Luckily the first year marks don't go towards the second or final year marks in my degree.

    Why are you taking extra modules? is it a personal interest or a requirement for some kind of future career? Interesting choice, biology considering you do philosophy (yes I can read Arabic) so I bid you good luck, and maybe it's a good thing because it might motivate you to study more. Or perhaps not.

    You talk about being addicted to the internet, well, I was/am worse. Last year I refused to pay the rip off ?200 connection fee (might as well get crappy mobile broadband!) the hall wanted and so cut myself off! Yeah right, I spent about 8 hours a day in the uni library on the internet, I was always in the library, day, night, night, day. Sometimes I would stay up all night in the uni library, sometimes I would stay till 2 or 3 or 4 even though it was a dangerous walk back. This is net addiction. Now I'm a bit tame because I'm reading some decent books and this takes me off for periods of time.

    Its gonna be real difficult committing to those goals but I wish you good luck, I also happen to know that there is someone with you mostly present who could push you a bit? Behind every man is a good woman! If you can get the first week started you might do well, if you have a bit of willpower, my problem is I have zero, I was even looking for willpower medication! No such thing. I'm sure you have some though, if you studied at all last year you will have some at least. Maybe tommorow I can try and spend an hour on something....at least it won't be lip service anymore even if a fruitless attempt.

    Here's a list:

    Spend less then 5 hours on the internet
    spend 2 hours learning the prequisites of a chosen language
    spend one hour with my business plan
    spend 2 hours excersising

    There, now it's not lip service, I'll tell you tonight if I spent a minute doing anything useful.

    I only want to learn guitar because it looks and sounds cool, I have no ear for music and no talent in that area, so it would be difficult if it were someone with willpower. I don't see it happening. It's just something to keep me busy but I'm sure you'll get far with the music because at least you have some grounding.

    I want to learn French, German, Japanese, Russian or something else because these would be highly useful in a legal career, I can learn languages fairly well and even though there is a lot of pull towards this and it would be most useful in the future, I think it's a pipe dream again because I can't be bothered. Tragic eh?

    Anyway, it all sounds dreary but it's not too bad, I just need to find the willpower, after that I'm set. Good luck today with your first few hours work, I'm sure you can do it well!

    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2257 - July 24, 2009, 11:46 AM

    Well I planned to wake up at 9am, have a bowl of cereal, then do at least one of the activities I had planned for today and then have a full English at lunchtime, but I woke up at 11am lol. Early in the morning is when I feel best motivated to do things. For some reason I just feel like early in the morning nobody has done anything yet so I could get a head start from everybody else in the world. I know it's not strictly true and that people are working all around the clock, but I just feel that way. As soon as it hits, well, around now, I'm inclined to think of the day as practically over. So it's going to be harder to do the things I planned today, but I think there is still hope!

    So you know that I lived in halls, you know I'm lazy and you know I live with my gf? Are you stalking me?  Tongue Either that or you've been spending a lot of time on this forum without posting anything recently. I don't know about the whole story behind you apparently leaving this site and going to FFI so I'm clueless lol.

    I heard that employers in the legal profession look at first year results of Law graduates. Either way you don't have anything to worry about with a 2:1.

    I took extra modules because I like learning new things outside of philosophy. At Oxford they don't even offer Philosophy as a single honours subject because they believe it is best coupled with another subject. I see where they're coming from. Even though I study Philosophy, I believe that ideally they should scrap Philosophy as a degree subject itself and should be compulsory in every other subject and should be relevant to that subject and then maybe there should be some additional optional modules on the side that don't fit into a subject such as critical thinking and moral theory. They already do Political Philosophy in the Politics department in my university, which I think is cool. Specifically, I'm taking a module in evolution next year. Looking forward to it!

    200 pounds for an internet connection fee? This is in halls? Didn't they have their own internet? They did in my halls. I remember thinking so many times, what the hell would I have done between those 4 walls if I didn't have the internet?! Probably would have just gone to the library like you did, although our library shuts quite early; it was extended hours during exam period but only until 12 midnight!

    Erm, to say you haven't got any willpower, that's quite an ambitious plan isn't it? Spending 5 hours today doing something useful?! And what kind of exercise takes you 2 hours? I like to go for a jog now and then to keep my heart healthy. I'm hoping to make it a daily activity if I could just get into a routine! Then if I manage to do that I might start doing press ups and sit ups. I was once the kind of guy who just threw myself into things, never doing things gradually, never doing things by half. Even when I converted to Islam, I drammatically changed and scrapped everything that was sinful. I remember one guy once referred to me as a "neikisaab" lol. When I told him I left Islam, though, he referred to me as "pud" :p One of many friends I lost leaving Islam, sadly. And when I went through the exercising phase I did a full workout 3 times a week consisting of a long list of exercises that were supposed to work out just about every major muscle in the body. Each workout lasted just over an hour. I was so out of it after each one. I think diving into things without a care in the world ultimately backfires and you end up feeling demotivated. So this time I'm taking it gradually  Afro

    And what kind of business plan are you working on? You have an idea for an invention or something? :p

    I'm gonna go have that full English now, YUM!

    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2258 - July 24, 2009, 12:00 PM

    You want something to do, my dear? The washing beckons. Wink
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2259 - July 24, 2009, 03:18 PM

     Cheesy

    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2260 - July 24, 2009, 08:32 PM

    FAIL!  Grin

    Too hungry to bother anymore. I wanted to do all those things but things popped up today which I wasn't prepared for.

    I guess I learnt something though. Don't leave things to the last minute because you never know what could pop up. Plus, I woke up late this morning. I absolutely must wake up at 9am tomorrow because we have a wardrobe delivery so I'll definitely have an early start to the day and try and complete my tasks as early as possible too.

    Now though it's time to indulge in pasta bake, garlic bread and a film. Afro

    Hmmm, I could have a beer too  Thinking hard

    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2261 - July 24, 2009, 08:38 PM

    It's mine, so no, you can't.  Tongue dance
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2262 - July 25, 2009, 12:22 AM

    No matter. We share! cheers

    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2263 - July 27, 2009, 07:31 AM

    Quote

    Well I planned to wake up at 9am, have a bowl of cereal, then do at least one of the activities I had planned for today and then have a full English at lunchtime, but I woke up at 11am lol. Early in the morning is when I feel best motivated to do things. For some reason I just feel like early in the morning nobody has done anything yet so I could get a head start from everybody else in the world. I know it's not strictly true and that people are working all around the clock, but I just feel that way. As soon as it hits, well, around now, I'm inclined to think of the day as practically over. So it's going to be harder to do the things I planned today, but I think there is still hope!

    So you know that I lived in halls, you know I'm lazy and you know I live with my gf? Are you stalking me?   Either that or you've been spending a lot of time on this forum without posting anything recently. I don't know about the whole story behind you apparently leaving this site and going to FFI so I'm clueless lol.

    I heard that employers in the legal profession look at first year results of Law graduates. Either way you don't have anything to worry about with a 2:1.

    I took extra modules because I like learning new things outside of philosophy. At Oxford they don't even offer Philosophy as a single honours subject because they believe it is best coupled with another subject. I see where they're coming from. Even though I study Philosophy, I believe that ideally they should scrap Philosophy as a degree subject itself and should be compulsory in every other subject and should be relevant to that subject and then maybe there should be some additional optional modules on the side that don't fit into a subject such as critical thinking and moral theory. They already do Political Philosophy in the Politics department in my university, which I think is cool. Specifically, I'm taking a module in evolution next year. Looking forward to it!

    200 pounds for an internet connection fee? This is in halls? Didn't they have their own internet? They did in my halls. I remember thinking so many times, what the hell would I have done between those 4 walls if I didn't have the internet?! Probably would have just gone to the library like you did, although our library shuts quite early; it was extended hours during exam period but only until 12 midnight!

    Erm, to say you haven't got any willpower, that's quite an ambitious plan isn't it? Spending 5 hours today doing something useful?! And what kind of exercise takes you 2 hours? I like to go for a jog now and then to keep my heart healthy. I'm hoping to make it a daily activity if I could just get into a routine! Then if I manage to do that I might start doing press ups and sit ups. I was once the kind of guy who just threw myself into things, never doing things gradually, never doing things by half. Even when I converted to Islam, I drammatically changed and scrapped everything that was sinful. I remember one guy once referred to me as a "neikisaab" lol. When I told him I left Islam, though, he referred to me as "pud" :p One of many friends I lost leaving Islam, sadly. And when I went through the exercising phase I did a full workout 3 times a week consisting of a long list of exercises that were supposed to work out just about every major muscle in the body. Each workout lasted just over an hour. I was so out of it after each one. I think diving into things without a care in the world ultimately backfires and you end up feeling demotivated. So this time I'm taking it gradually 

    And what kind of business plan are you working on? You have an idea for an invention or something? :p

    I'm gonna go have that full English now, YUM!



    Sorry I didn't get back straight away James, my internet has been slower than dial up for the last few days, I think Orange are screwing with me. This is a blessing in disguise though for someone like me.

    Waking up late sucks, it really does, it is the ultimate day killer for me. May your days be filled with alarm clock bells so that you can utilise them fully!

    No stalking, I read a few posts here now and then but I just realised that you were a first year, who does philosophy and lives in halls, nothing else. I don't have the patience required for stalking!

    That's pretty cool, biology is interesting and broadminds are useful in life, I wish I could take extra modules, my degree is very closed and has no room for manouver. For shame.

    And yes, life was hell for the first year, not only cause of the internet but cause of a bunch of reasons, thats one of the reasons I didnt study at all, I was bored, isolated, down and everything, the highlight of my day was probably either working (on the days that I worked) or going to the library to use the internet! Being unhappy at uni sucks, I won't let it happen this year. Although, I am going to be careful not to go too far on the fun side (you know what I mean!).

    You're right, things should be done gradually, but, that's a word for people with patience, I want change now! Then again, I have to accept that I either change things slowly or stay the same, which is a good dilemna,  I hope your gradual plans are working for you, the summer really is the best time for students to improve themselves, and yet most students take it for granted.

    Anyway, business plan is something to do with repairing, I have a bit of money to buy materials, repair them and sell them on, but again, I can't be fu**ed.


    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2264 - September 11, 2009, 02:15 AM

    I'm looking to buy a house in the States.

    I found this really good one, and it's cheap too...perfect for the current climate and fun too!



     Afro I made an appointment with the real estate agent to go view it in October, when it's ready.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2265 - September 11, 2009, 02:52 AM

    Yeah that one suits you. Goes with the bouncy lelliphant.  Tongue

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2266 - September 11, 2009, 06:46 AM

    No bouncing for me, I popped my knee TWICE this week whilst kicking the ball for my dog...hurts like fuck now.

    Also got lower back pains.

    Arrrgh.  finmad
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2267 - September 11, 2009, 12:27 PM

    Is that actually real? I want a bouncy castle like that one!
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2268 - September 11, 2009, 12:48 PM

    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

    she called me to get my phone number.

    she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

    she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

    she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

    she tried to drown a fish.

    she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

    she tripped over a cordless phone.

    she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


    she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

    she studied for a blood test.

    she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

    when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

    when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

    when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

    "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.



    Nopes, the ruler was to measure something else when you were Zzzzzz, but you did not get! Afro

    ...
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2269 - September 11, 2009, 03:36 PM

    General question to all.

    What would you do if a fine girl grabbed your butt?

    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2270 - September 11, 2009, 04:09 PM

    As a lawyer and an oppurtunist I would try and claim compensation in court for intentional and wrongful battery (and if I saw her doing it, assault)

    Basically this means I would sue her.

    If I win, I would then ask her out to dinner with the money I just won, just to be cheeky

    Why? Do you need a representative in court?



    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2271 - September 11, 2009, 04:23 PM

    I would slap the face off her.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2272 - September 11, 2009, 04:26 PM

    As your involuntary, non conesensual legal adviser Cheetah I have to be straight with you. That would be a very bad move. Not only does it mean you wouldn't be able to sue her, but she might be able to sue you!


    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2273 - September 11, 2009, 04:28 PM

    Hmmm.  OK, then it would depend on whether or not there were witnesses.  If there was I'd sue her, but if no-one was looking I'd just slap her.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2274 - September 11, 2009, 04:37 PM

    If no one's watching, I'll kiss her feet.


    "God is a geometer" - Plato

    "God is addicted to arithmetic" - Sir James Jeans
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2275 - September 11, 2009, 04:39 PM

    What would you do if a fine girl grabbed your butt?

    I wouldnt mind, I'd just smile back

    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2276 - September 11, 2009, 06:59 PM

    General question to all.

    What would you do if a fine girl grabbed your butt?


    Get a handful of hers.

    fuck you
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2277 - September 14, 2009, 08:11 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yOOPHe3QHU

    What an arse hole.

    Gonna find the clip of the fish sticks joke from Southpark Tongue
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2278 - September 14, 2009, 08:14 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2USI1LfDUo

    Kanye West getting angry about the 'fish dicks' joke.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2279 - September 14, 2009, 08:15 AM

    Ok, he is a fuckwit. Case closed.  Afro

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Previous page 1 ... 74 75 7677 78 ... 83 Next page « Previous thread | Next thread »