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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #2160 - April 16, 2009, 01:21 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on April 16, 2009, 11:12 AM
(and they were).

You cant be serious.
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #2161 - April 16, 2009, 07:13 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on April 16, 2009, 01:21 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on April 16, 2009, 11:12 AM
(and they were).

You cant be serious.

Let's see you try.

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Reply #2162 - April 16, 2009, 07:51 PM

Quote from: Iggy on April 16, 2009, 07:13 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on April 16, 2009, 01:21 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on April 16, 2009, 11:12 AM
(and they were).

You cant be serious.

Let's see you try.

Is that be serious or find something funnier?
I know my brain doesnt compare because all you guys are clever and I wont really get your jokes but there is a limit.
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Reply #2163 - April 16, 2009, 08:02 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on April 16, 2009, 07:51 PM
Is that be serious or find something funnier?
I know my brain doesnt compare because all you guys are clever and I wont really get your jokes but there is a limit.

Find something funny!

M, I don't know what you mean. There is no joke to get. The only reason I said 'let's see you try' was because you think many things aren't funny.

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Reply #2164 - April 16, 2009, 08:03 PM

Quote from: Iggy on April 16, 2009, 08:02 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on April 16, 2009, 07:51 PM
Is that be serious or find something funnier?
I know my brain doesnt compare because all you guys are clever and I wont really get your jokes but there is a limit.

Find something funny!

M, I don't know what you mean. There is no joke to get. The only reason I said 'let's see you try' was because you think many things aren't funny.

What did you mean when you said "let's see you try". Im confused.
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Reply #2165 - April 16, 2009, 08:04 PM

You know what made me cry from laughing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cpvysdQQxI

Watch it more than once.

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Reply #2166 - April 16, 2009, 08:05 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on April 16, 2009, 08:03 PM
What did you mean when you said "let's see you try". Im confused.

Try and find something funny.

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Reply #2167 - April 16, 2009, 08:06 PM

Quote from: Iggy on April 16, 2009, 08:04 PM
You know what made me cry from laughing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cpvysdQQxI

Watch it more than once.

That made me laugh properly.

Did you get that as a related link from my facebook status?
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Reply #2168 - April 16, 2009, 08:07 PM

Quote from: Iggy on April 16, 2009, 08:05 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on April 16, 2009, 08:03 PM
What did you mean when you said "let's see you try". Im confused.

Try and find something funny.

Another fail one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU3WgN--sFs&feature=bz302
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Reply #2169 - April 16, 2009, 08:12 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on April 16, 2009, 08:06 PM
Quote from: Iggy on April 16, 2009, 08:04 PM
You know what made me cry from laughing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cpvysdQQxI

Watch it more than once.

That made me laugh properly.

Did you get that as a related link from my facebook status?

Nope. A few weeks ago I spent a good hour watching fails. This jumping jacks one was by far the funniest for me. The majority of the soldiers are doing it wrong and it's so funny. They look like jumping monkeys!

The boxing one is pretty crazy. I wonder how embarrassed that guy felt.

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Reply #2170 - April 16, 2009, 08:15 PM

Quote from: Iggy on April 16, 2009, 08:12 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on April 16, 2009, 08:06 PM
Quote from: Iggy on April 16, 2009, 08:04 PM
You know what made me cry from laughing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cpvysdQQxI

Watch it more than once.

That made me laugh properly.

Did you get that as a related link from my facebook status?

Nope. A few weeks ago I spent a good hour watching fails. This jumping jacks one was by far the funniest for me. The majority of the soldiers are doing it wrong and it's so funny. They look like jumping monkeys!

The boxing one is pretty crazy. I wonder how embarrassed that guy felt.

Towards the end you have to look at the third guy from the right. Just before it finishes on Jumping Jacks one. Too funny. Wtf was that guy doing?

I wouldnt feel too bad. Once I walked into the big room upstairs and it was soo roomy I starting doing axe kicks. Got a bit carried away and accidentally kneed myself in the head while I was going up from another axe kick.
Luckily no-one saw it. I was sitting there for about 2 mins. That was a fucking hard kick.
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #2171 - April 16, 2009, 11:12 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on April 16, 2009, 01:21 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on April 16, 2009, 11:12 AM
(and they were).

You cant be serious.

Absolutely serious. The second one in particular was a great piece of satire.

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Reply #2172 - April 17, 2009, 11:26 AM

This is great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95xw65uikXg
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #2173 - April 17, 2009, 03:48 PM

Lounge area rules. Everything else is just bonus
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #2174 - April 18, 2009, 08:54 AM

Vaisakhi festival at my home town today. Doing gatka. Someone wish me luck
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Reply #2175 - April 18, 2009, 09:01 AM

good luck

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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #2176 - April 25, 2009, 03:23 PM

I'm so bored, someone provide me with entertainment.

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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #2177 - April 25, 2009, 03:50 PM

Here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMmvu9eMrg

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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #2178 - April 25, 2009, 03:56 PM

Thanks Aziz, I read something about this in NewScientist a while ago. The video should be interesting.

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Reply #2179 - April 28, 2009, 04:52 PM

That was good enjoyed the video.

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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #2180 - April 28, 2009, 05:27 PM

I liked to watch it but its 54 mins long - as youve already watched it can you summarise it Tut? What evidence did he provide for non-existance of God?

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Reply #2181 - April 28, 2009, 05:42 PM

Quote from: IsLame on April 28, 2009, 05:27 PM
I liked to watch it but its 54 mins long - as youve already watched it can you summarise it Tut? What evidence did he provide for non-existance of God?

It has nothing to do with non existence of god really. It was about how religion had hijacked social cognitive functions, and that religion was actually a product of the mind to have better social interactions with folks.

Supernatural templates always involve attributions of mental states... Children are common sense duallists - if you show movement on an inanimate object (such as a box) to a 5 year old child the child will be surprise, it does not be surprised at humans moving for example. Its hard to give up religion due to loss of attachment. Components of religious beliefs are served by well known neurological circuits - which meditate evolutionary adaptive cognitive functions.

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Reply #2182 - May 09, 2009, 04:41 PM

A good pic
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Reply #2183 - May 09, 2009, 08:37 PM

I'm soo god damn bored lol.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #2184 - May 14, 2009, 01:52 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM

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Reply #2185 - May 14, 2009, 07:31 AM

Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 04:41 PM
A good pic

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Reply #2186 - May 14, 2009, 07:57 AM

Quote from: RIBS on May 14, 2009, 07:31 AM
Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 04:41 PM
A good pic

(Clicky for piccy!)

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Reply #2187 - May 15, 2009, 07:14 PM

Does anybody here like chocolate? I just bought about 7 different bars the other day from Lidl. Fantastic value and it tastes great. Better than that shit called Cadbury's.

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Reply #2188 - May 15, 2009, 09:09 PM

Quote from: J4m3z on May 15, 2009, 07:14 PM
Does anybody here like chocolate? I just bought about 7 different bars the other day from Lidl. Fantastic value and it tastes great. Better than that shit called Cadbury's.

I cant get enough of the stuff. i went through a chocolate buying spree a few months ago when I spent ?30 online for quality international bars of chocolate - I was like a kid in a sweet shop when they finally were delivered. My favourite flavour is chilli chocolate - you ever tried it?

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Reply #2189 - May 15, 2009, 09:19 PM

Quote from: J4m3z on May 15, 2009, 07:14 PM
Does anybody here like chocolate? I just bought about 7 different bars the other day from Lidl. Fantastic value and it tastes great. Better than that shit called Cadbury's.

Maybe you like that German extra aftertasty chocolate.

I like Cadbury for the smooth taste. Galaxy's better, but the best has to be Yorkie. Pretty awesome.

God I sound like a fat bastard. Well, I am but that's besides the point.

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