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 Topic: Suggest me an Avatar.

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  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #120 - January 24, 2009, 10:55 AM
    I still cant get over my avatar. Its soooo fucking sikk
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #121 - January 24, 2009, 10:56 AM
    yeah, it's cool.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #122 - January 24, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Quote from: awais on January 24, 2009, 10:56 AM
    yeah, it's cool.


    Thank you. Someone who appreciates it. (this still doesnt make up for your wierdness)
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #123 - January 24, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Mine are always better.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #124 - January 24, 2009, 10:59 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 24, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Mine are always better.  Tongue


    Hey, hey...............................stop it (Peter Griffin style)

    Mine always fucking own your ones.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #125 - January 24, 2009, 11:01 AM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 24, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Quote from: awais on January 24, 2009, 10:56 AM
    yeah, it's cool.


    Thank you. Someone who appreciates it. (this still doesnt make up for your wierdness)

    Whatever, you know I'm cool.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #126 - January 24, 2009, 11:02 AM
    Quote from: awais on January 24, 2009, 11:01 AM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 24, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Quote from: awais on January 24, 2009, 10:56 AM
    yeah, it's cool.


    Thank you. Someone who appreciates it. (this still doesnt make up for your wierdness)

    Whatever, you know I'm cool.


    You could be even cooler if you didnt do wierd stuff when pissing or if you didnt piss in the shower.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #127 - January 24, 2009, 11:02 AM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 24, 2009, 10:59 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 24, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Mine are always better.  Tongue


    Hey, hey...............................stop it (Peter Griffin style)

    Mine always fucking own your ones.


    Only in your dreams M. Ozonedance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #128 - January 24, 2009, 11:03 AM
    Whatever. Even when I piss I'm cool. Cool
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #129 - January 24, 2009, 11:05 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 24, 2009, 11:02 AM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 24, 2009, 10:59 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 24, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Mine are always better.  Tongue


    Hey, hey...............................stop it (Peter Griffin style)

    Mine always fucking own your ones.


    Only in your dreams M. Ozonedance


    Not really Berbs. Mine is Bhai Sahib Bhai Bachittar Singh Ji slaying the drunken Elephant, yours is a mermaid shitting Japanese. I think we both know which one wins
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #130 - January 24, 2009, 11:06 AM
    Quote from: awais on January 24, 2009, 11:03 AM
    Whatever. Even when I piss I'm cool. Cool


    I wish you were.  Cheesy
    But you're not.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #131 - January 24, 2009, 11:06 AM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 24, 2009, 11:05 AM


    Not really Berbs. Mine is Bhai Sahib Bhai Bachittar Singh Ji slaying the drunken Elephant, yours is a mermaid shitting Japanese. I think we both know which one wins


    Mermaid?  Cheesy someone needs glasses.  dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #132 - January 24, 2009, 11:08 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 24, 2009, 11:06 AM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 24, 2009, 11:05 AM


    Not really Berbs. Mine is Bhai Sahib Bhai Bachittar Singh Ji slaying the drunken Elephant, yours is a mermaid shitting Japanese. I think we both know which one wins


    Mermaid?  Cheesy someone needs glasses.  dance


    Alright then, not mermaid. Little miss slaggy slutbag.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    OOOOOOOHHHHHH CUSSSSS
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #133 - January 24, 2009, 11:09 AM
    Don't hate me cos I'm free.   Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #134 - January 24, 2009, 11:10 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 24, 2009, 11:09 AM
    Don't hate me cos I'm free.   Tongue


    You and slaggy slutbag are both free?

    I love that name.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #135 - January 24, 2009, 11:13 AM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 24, 2009, 11:10 AM

    I love that name.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    Young'uns usually do.  Wink
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #136 - January 24, 2009, 11:14 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 24, 2009, 11:13 AM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 24, 2009, 11:10 AM

    I love that name.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    Young'uns usually do.  Wink



    What do you mean by that?

    Are you and slaggy slutbag trying to be all funny now?
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #137 - January 25, 2009, 02:37 AM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 24, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Quote from: awais on January 24, 2009, 10:56 AM
    yeah, it's cool.


    Thank you. Someone who appreciates it. (this still doesnt make up for your wierdness)

    Are you talking about the urinal thing? That actually made me laugh out loud.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #138 - January 25, 2009, 08:04 AM
    Quote from: Iggy on January 25, 2009, 02:37 AM

    Are you talking about the urinal thing? That actually made me laugh out loud.


    Yeah, my ex husband told me most guys do or did silly things with their pee because it was something amusing to do when your weeing and because they could.  I told him I would geta  funnel and join in one day.   Back in the good days anyway lol.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #139 - January 25, 2009, 08:12 AM
    I've got to look at funnels, they have some with a hose so you could write your name? Smiley
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #140 - January 25, 2009, 08:13 AM
    Quote from: awais on January 25, 2009, 08:12 AM
    I've got to look at funnels, they have some with a hose so you could write your name? Smiley


    The shewee:



     Cheesy

    http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/wl.aspx?7&req=0-990778&gclid=COKO3vqiqZgCFQoi3godSD1dnQ
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #141 - January 25, 2009, 08:19 AM
    Dude, I've got to buy a whole bunch of those and resell them.  evil
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #142 - January 25, 2009, 08:21 AM
    Quote from: awais on January 25, 2009, 08:19 AM
    Dude, I've got to buy a whole bunch of those and resell them.  evil


     Cheesy

    =========================================

     wacko

    Awais, I just remembered, isn't haram or something, for men to pee standing up?
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #143 - January 25, 2009, 08:21 AM
    I think it's makrooh or something, which is why it's really liberating to be doing it standing up again. Cheesy
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #144 - January 25, 2009, 08:23 AM
    Quote from: awais on January 25, 2009, 08:21 AM
    I think it's makrooh or something, which is why it's really liberating to be doing it standing up again. Cheesy


    True, mind you I am always trying to get my boys to sit down when they pee, because they always miss the toilet and I hate cleaning up puddles of pee and lines of wee on the tiles.  finmad
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #145 - January 25, 2009, 08:25 AM
    Yeah, I hate bastards who don't whipe up their drops (grown ass men). Lift up the seat first, then whipe the drops so you don't make the rim icky, and put the lid down. Is it really that hard? finmad
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #146 - January 25, 2009, 08:26 AM
    Exactly, it's no fun for me to run up to the toilet in the dark and sit down on a wet seat.  finmad

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #147 - January 25, 2009, 09:43 AM
    I did not know this:

    Quote from: fatwa
    There is nothing wrong with urinating standing up, especially when there is a need to do so, if the place is covered and no one will see the 'awrah of the one who is urinating and no drops of urine will get on him, because it was narrated from Hudhayfah (may Allaah be pleased with him) that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) went to the garden of some people and urinated standing up. (Saheeh, agreed upon). But it is better to urinate sitting down...

    Majmoo' Fataawa wa Maqaalaat Mutanawwi'ah li'l-Shaykh Ibn Baaz, 6/352

    See also Fatawa al-Lajnah al-Daa?imah, 5/88
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #148 - January 25, 2009, 10:03 AM
    Islam: the perfect religion for anyone afflicted with obsessive, compulsive disorder. bunny


    Al-aardvarki, 34-786. Narrated by Some Tosser:

    "Holdeth not thy breath until the point of asphyxiation, for verily it is said that the friggin' Apostle did breathe and stuff. Don't forget to breathe."
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Suggest me an Avatar.
     Reply #149 - January 25, 2009, 10:12 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 25, 2009, 08:26 AM
    Exactly, it's no fun for me to run up to the toilet in the dark and sit down on a wet seat.  finmad





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