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Reply #30 - December 22, 2015, 12:59 PM

Yeah but I'll bet that legislation is 100% effective, and Swaziland has no problems with high-flying witches.

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Reply #31 - December 22, 2015, 01:34 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on December 22, 2015, 12:59 PM
............... and Swaziland has no problems with high-flying witches.

Yap here are two witches from African continent

http://www.nairaland.com/1295854/king-swaziland-wants-me-14th/1#15839540

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Reply #32 - December 22, 2015, 08:13 PM

Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on December 22, 2015, 02:52 AM
Way I heard it, the goat seduced the copper watching him and got him to unlock the cell for a bit of fun. Goat grabs the gun, shoots the copper, legs it out the door. Now he's on the lamb and every goat in the country is under suspicion. Don't these people realise how much more sense it makes that after turning into a goat, as soon as he's free he turns into a dragon and flies away? Be in England now I bet, claiming benefits. When will the government stop welcoming these foreign shape-shifting criminals into the country, putting them up in mansions paid for with my tax money. Bastards.

Some of these goats, when they realise they don't like it up here after all, make us pay for their return trip by elaborate foreign aid cons like this one.

Or they just steal a car.
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Reply #33 - December 22, 2015, 09:28 PM

And you just wait until some goat gets radicalised and blows up an entire kindergarten.

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Reply #34 - December 22, 2015, 10:05 PM

Or better yet, show us how Goat Simulator was but a poor substitute for the reality of a well-motivated goat.

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Reply #35 - December 23, 2015, 04:41 AM

Goat Theft Auto
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