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 Topic: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D

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  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #60 - December 20, 2009, 01:01 AM
    BTW, my crystal ball says the guy you're arranged to marry is our very own Tut.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #61 - December 20, 2009, 01:02 AM
    So what's your other ball made of?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #62 - December 20, 2009, 01:03 AM
    Diamonds.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #63 - December 20, 2009, 01:03 AM
    I ain't sharing no husband!
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #64 - December 20, 2009, 01:04 AM
    Why?
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  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #65 - December 20, 2009, 01:05 AM
    Because I need lots of attention and care, and attention parrot
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  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #66 - December 20, 2009, 01:07 AM
    More of a reason for you to try out polygamy.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #67 - December 20, 2009, 01:08 AM
    Get four husbands. Afro
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  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #68 - December 20, 2009, 01:08 AM
    Exactly.
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  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #69 - December 20, 2009, 01:09 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 20, 2009, 01:08 AM
    Get four husbands. Afro

    It's being considered Tongue
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  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #70 - December 20, 2009, 01:10 AM
    My current bfs sex drive is lower then mine, even more of a reason to get more partners bunny
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #71 - December 20, 2009, 01:10 AM
    I volunteer to take a spot. But don't expect me to give you attention after sex. I'll just roll over and fall asleep.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #72 - December 20, 2009, 01:11 AM
    As long as you're a relatively warm person who likes to snuggle while sleeping. I get cold easily, I need a man-radiator to keep me warm.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #73 - December 20, 2009, 01:13 AM
    Vampires need not apply eh?
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  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #74 - December 20, 2009, 01:13 AM
    You know speaking of sex, I've not yet been with a Desi girl.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #75 - December 20, 2009, 01:18 AM
    Neither have I.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #76 - December 20, 2009, 01:19 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on December 20, 2009, 01:11 AM
    As long as you're a relatively warm person who likes to snuggle while sleeping. I get cold easily, I need a man-radiator to keep me warm.

    A little birdie told me Tuts got warm feet Wink
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  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #77 - December 20, 2009, 01:19 AM
    Quote from: Tommy on December 20, 2009, 01:13 AM
    You know speaking of sex, I've not yet been with a Desi girl.


    You came out of one.

    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #78 - December 20, 2009, 01:20 AM
    Which is why I've made it one of my goal in life to travel to London for one week and shag the first decent looking Desi chick I meet.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #79 - December 20, 2009, 01:20 AM
    I have no idea where Tut's been and I don't wanna find out, I aint going anywhere near that guy.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #80 - December 20, 2009, 01:20 AM
    Quote from: Kafirist on December 20, 2009, 01:19 AM
    You came out of one.




    My mom is part Persian.
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  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #81 - December 20, 2009, 01:21 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on December 20, 2009, 01:20 AM
    I have no idea where Tut's been and I don't wanna find out, I aint going anywhere near that guy.


    Why?
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #82 - December 20, 2009, 01:21 AM
    Quote from: Tommy on December 20, 2009, 01:20 AM
    Which is why I've made it one of my goal in life to travel to London for one week and shag the first decent looking Desi chick I meet.

    Cheesy
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #83 - December 20, 2009, 01:22 AM
    Quote from: Tommy on December 20, 2009, 01:21 AM
    Why?

    I thought that was pretty self-explanatory
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #84 - December 20, 2009, 01:23 AM
    I'm dead serious about that. Matter of fact, Awais can tell you, that since I've joined the NAVY, I'll be traveling a lot. So, seeing as how there is 200 countries in the world, I plan on getting my dick wet during my visit to all those 200 countries.

    EDIT: Although, now that I think about it, I'm sure I can knock out most of em if I stay long enough in NYC and London.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #85 - December 20, 2009, 01:23 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on December 20, 2009, 01:22 AM
    I thought that was pretty self-explanatory


    Oh yeah--he's your arranged husband.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #86 - December 20, 2009, 01:26 AM
    Quote from: Tommy on December 20, 2009, 01:23 AM
    I'm dead serious about that. Matter of fact, Awais can tell you, that since I've joined the NAVY, I'll be traveling a lot. So, seeing as how there is 200 countries in the world, I plan on getting my dick wet during my visit to all those 200 countries.

    EDIT: Although, now that I think about it, I'm sure I can knock out most of em if I stay long enough in NYC and London.

    You started crunching those numbers yet?
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #87 - December 20, 2009, 01:29 AM
    Not yet. I wont be deployed as a sailor until few months from now. I was in the Air Force Reserves, and switched to  NAVY. I'll have to go through BT again.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #88 - December 20, 2009, 01:29 AM
    Fair enough. Let us know how it goes, we wants pics too.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #89 - December 20, 2009, 01:30 AM
    I'll let you fill in for the Pakistani slot.
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