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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #120 - May 09, 2009, 01:03 PM

Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 01:01 PM
Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 12:59 PM
Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 12:56 PM
Osmanthus. You have a good sense of humour.

You might make it to Paradise.

You seem close to the big bearded guy. Put in a good word, will ya? Cheers.

I'll take one of those good words too

I hear you like 73 virgins, how about I give you 100 happy meal toys instead? 200? 500?

I can get you as many as you want, just get me into heaven!!

I'll take your 500 happy meal toys offer and raise you unlimited access to Sapphic Erotica.

What say you Rayback?
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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #121 - May 09, 2009, 01:03 PM

Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 01:01 PM
Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 12:59 PM
Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 12:56 PM
Osmanthus. You have a good sense of humour.

You might make it to Paradise.

You seem close to the big bearded guy. Put in a good word, will ya? Cheers.

I'll take one of those good words too

I hear you like 73 virgins, how about I give you 100 happy meal toys instead? 200? 500?

I can get you as many as you want, just get me into heaven!!

Now see that's where Allah fucked up. There are no Happy Meal toys in jannah. Only virgins. I mean you'll be stuck there for eternity without being able to get a burger and fries. You can't call that heaven. It'd be sheer torture.

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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #122 - May 09, 2009, 01:07 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on May 09, 2009, 01:03 PM
Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 01:01 PM
Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 12:59 PM
Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 12:56 PM
Osmanthus. You have a good sense of humour.

You might make it to Paradise.

You seem close to the big bearded guy. Put in a good word, will ya? Cheers.

I'll take one of those good words too

I hear you like 73 virgins, how about I give you 100 happy meal toys instead? 200? 500?

I can get you as many as you want, just get me into heaven!!

Now see that's where Allah fucked up. There are no Happy Meal toys in jannah. Only virgins. I mean you'll be stuck there for eternity without being able to get a burger and fries. You can't call that heaven. It'd be sheer torture.

That's why mcdonalds is better than firdaws. Fast food, sexy cashier chicks, toys for the kids, clean and modern toilets, a friendly atmosphere where the rich and poor mingle at will

How can some rotten paradise with 72 inexperienced virgins be better?

Disclaimer: I do not, have not, and will not work for Mcdonalds corporation inc.
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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #123 - May 09, 2009, 01:08 PM

Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 01:03 PM
Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 01:01 PM
Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 12:59 PM
Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 12:56 PM
Osmanthus. You have a good sense of humour.

You might make it to Paradise.

You seem close to the big bearded guy. Put in a good word, will ya? Cheers.

I'll take one of those good words too

I hear you like 73 virgins, how about I give you 100 happy meal toys instead? 200? 500?

I can get you as many as you want, just get me into heaven!!

I'll take your 500 happy meal toys offer and raise you unlimited access to Sapphic Erotica.

What say you Rayback?

I cant saphic erotica but i can get phallic erotica. I know a good spot in the city for tranies.
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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #124 - May 09, 2009, 01:10 PM

Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 01:08 PM
Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 01:03 PM
Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 01:01 PM
Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 12:59 PM
Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 12:56 PM
Osmanthus. You have a good sense of humour.

You might make it to Paradise.

You seem close to the big bearded guy. Put in a good word, will ya? Cheers.

I'll take one of those good words too

I hear you like 73 virgins, how about I give you 100 happy meal toys instead? 200? 500?

I can get you as many as you want, just get me into heaven!!

I'll take your 500 happy meal toys offer and raise you unlimited access to Sapphic Erotica.

What say you Rayback?

I cant saphic erotica but i can get phallic erotica. I know a good spot in the city for tranies.

I can't think of anything better to respond with.
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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #125 - May 09, 2009, 01:17 PM

Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 01:10 PM
Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 01:08 PM
Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 01:03 PM
Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 01:01 PM
Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 12:59 PM
Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 12:56 PM
Osmanthus. You have a good sense of humour.

You might make it to Paradise.

You seem close to the big bearded guy. Put in a good word, will ya? Cheers.

I'll take one of those good words too

I hear you like 73 virgins, how about I give you 100 happy meal toys instead? 200? 500?

I can get you as many as you want, just get me into heaven!!

I'll take your 500 happy meal toys offer and raise you unlimited access to Sapphic Erotica.

What say you Rayback?

I cant saphic erotica but i can get phallic erotica. I know a good spot in the city for tranies.

I can't think of anything better to respond with.

I win the auction, no take backs! Sorry love, you played well, but I just wanted that spot in boring forever with the nagging virgins that little bit more.
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Re: Why I love Heaven
Reply #126 - May 09, 2009, 01:26 PM

Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 01:17 PM
Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 01:10 PM
Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 01:08 PM
Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 01:03 PM
Quote from: Astaghfirullah on May 09, 2009, 01:01 PM
Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 12:59 PM
Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 12:56 PM
Osmanthus. You have a good sense of humour.

You might make it to Paradise.

You seem close to the big bearded guy. Put in a good word, will ya? Cheers.

I'll take one of those good words too

I hear you like 73 virgins, how about I give you 100 happy meal toys instead? 200? 500?

I can get you as many as you want, just get me into heaven!!

I'll take your 500 happy meal toys offer and raise you unlimited access to Sapphic Erotica.

What say you Rayback?

I cant saphic erotica but i can get phallic erotica. I know a good spot in the city for tranies.

I can't think of anything better to respond with.

I win the auction, no take backs! Sorry love, you played well, but I just wanted that spot in boring forever with the nagging virgins that little bit more.

Le sigh! And all I'll have are all these happy meal toys.
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