Is it possible to kick ass from a mobility scooter ?
Not saying they still kick ass, but they definitely did back in the day.
Q, I don't think you get the implications of this statement - C4 broadcasts it live, unedited on 24 hr feed. You don't have to actively "watch it", you just turn the telly on to something late on Saturday night after you come home drunk, and its there in your face - a British MP verbally abusing a young woman in collusion with a gay guy. Then, the girl dispatched, he wanders off to the diary room to verbally abuse the gay guy behind his back.
Then you realise you are watching crap and turn over/off.
I hate to break it to you, but that's still watching it.

It's like when I was riding in this truck with a girl and she was flipping around the radio dial and it landed on the Backstreet Boys. I said "Oh god, not the Backstreet Boys" and she said "Yeah, they suck". and I went to change the channel and she said "No, no. You don't have to change it." Eventually she was forced to admit she liked the Backstreet Boys, which led to years of Backstreet Boys-related jokes and pranks from me, but I really think she felt like a great weight had been lifted off her shoulders once she admitted to liking them.
So free yourself, Cheetah-- come out of the closet and stop living the lie-- you like reality TV.