Skip navigation
Sidebar -

Advanced search options →
↑ ↓
CEMB → Forum → Welcome to the forum → Introductions → Newbie Alert

Welcome

Welcome to CEMB forum.
Please login or register. Did you miss your activation email?

Donations

Help keep the Forum going!
Click on Kitty to donate:

Kitty is lost

Recent Posts

What's happened to the fo...
Yesterday at 07:26 PM
Lights on the way
by akay
Yesterday at 06:30 PM
What music are you listen...
by zeca
May 26, 2024, 04:18 PM
New Britain
May 26, 2024, 10:14 AM
Do humans have needed kno...
May 26, 2024, 09:19 AM
اضواء على الطريق ....... ...
by akay
May 25, 2024, 05:42 AM
Is Iran/Persia going to b...
by zeca
May 20, 2024, 11:23 AM
Best Quran translation ev...
May 19, 2024, 02:20 PM
Gaza assault
May 18, 2024, 03:37 PM
Qur'anic studies today
by zeca
May 18, 2024, 03:04 AM
General chat & discussion...
May 08, 2024, 07:16 AM
Pro Israel or Pro Palesti...
May 07, 2024, 04:01 AM

Theme Changer

 Topic: Newbie Alert

 (Read 6554 times)
  • Previous page 1 2« Previous thread | Next thread »
  • Re: Newbie Alert
     Reply #30 - December 26, 2009, 02:49 PM
    Quote
    We have a tradition for new members. It's called McDeconversion, a term coined by our Eminent Murtad Scholar Kafirist. Basically, what you do is you buy a cheeseburger from McDonald's and film yourself eating it.


    I wouldn't touch McDonalds crap with a Barge Pole!

    Welcome to the forum :-)

    Challenge All Ideologies but don't Hate People.
  • Re: Newbie Alert
     Reply #31 - December 26, 2009, 04:14 PM
    Quote from: AbbasMerali on December 26, 2009, 10:22 AM
    Welcome, I do have to warn you that you'll get to the point in life where you'll want everyone to shut up about religion so you can sit back and chill with like minded people and not have to worry about the expectations of a man made god. Smiley

    Until you get to that stage of enlightenment, welcome and I hope you gain as much as I have from this thought provoking and wise forum. Smiley

     slow and steady wins the race, I hope. I think, I'm headed the right direction. Enlightenment is the key here. I  think every person should wake up and come to their own understanding of their own truth. I fail to see how people find a 'savior' in text books Huh?---all seven bajillion, plus of them [minus those who use sense and logic] =/
    "A donkey with a load of holy books is still a donkey"-Sufi Proverb

    "Where there is great doubt, there will be great awakening; small doubt, small awakening, no doubt, no awakening."-Zen Saying
  • Re: Newbie Alert
     Reply #32 - December 26, 2009, 04:14 PM
    p.s you guys drift off topic fast  Tongue
    "A donkey with a load of holy books is still a donkey"-Sufi Proverb

    "Where there is great doubt, there will be great awakening; small doubt, small awakening, no doubt, no awakening."-Zen Saying
  • Re: Newbie Alert
     Reply #33 - December 26, 2009, 04:20 PM
     whistling2

    *slyly points finger in berb's direction*

  • Re: Newbie Alert
     Reply #34 - December 26, 2009, 05:17 PM
    Quote from: SeekTruth on December 26, 2009, 10:33 AM
    er...We might have a problem there, I'm a Vegematerian. =/

    Oh. We have the death penalty for vegetarianism. Sorry.  whistling2
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Newbie Alert
     Reply #35 - December 26, 2009, 05:19 PM
    *brings out sword* You wish me to displace body part Master?
  • Re: Newbie Alert
     Reply #36 - December 26, 2009, 05:20 PM
    And of course we have to turn him into a hamburger. We all know where McDonalds gets its mince from.  Wink
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Newbie Alert
     Reply #37 - December 26, 2009, 05:21 PM
    That doesn't throw me off at all! What's happened to me  mysmilie_977
  • Re: Newbie Alert
     Reply #38 - December 26, 2009, 05:28 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 26, 2009, 05:17 PM
    Oh. We have the death penalty for vegetarianism. Sorry.  whistling2

    Damn. K, Fine, I Accept The Penalty. BUT, I wish To Know Where I Go From There, Before Hand, Heaven Or Hell?   cool2
    "A donkey with a load of holy books is still a donkey"-Sufi Proverb

    "Where there is great doubt, there will be great awakening; small doubt, small awakening, no doubt, no awakening."-Zen Saying
  • Re: Newbie Alert
     Reply #39 - December 26, 2009, 05:29 PM
    Not up to us. Apparently you have to bribe some angels or something. I hear they like cheese and crackers.  Afro
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Newbie Alert
     Reply #40 - December 26, 2009, 06:46 PM
    Quote from: SeekTruth on December 26, 2009, 05:28 PM
    Damn. K, Fine, I Accept The Penalty. BUT, I wish To Know Where I Go From There, Before Hand, Heaven Or Hell?   cool2

    McHeaven
    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Previous page 1 2« Previous thread | Next thread »