Well this is highly misinformative. Because 1) not all Hindus see their Deities as "multiple Gods" - the word "God" has numerous definitions. And to put the various Deities of Hinduism and the entity of worship of Abraham as the same by calling them with the same term is injustice.
Hindus
DONT WANT to reincarnate. Thats whole fucking purpose of spirituality for Hindus. Life in this world is seen as miserable, full of suffering. The only relief from this is to "connect" with their Deities and end existence once and for all.
And not to mention "preferring Indian takeout" as some type of criterion for wanting to be Hindu. That's both racial and religious ignorance there.
2) Firstly Buddhism is more Indian than Hinduism is. The religious traditions that gave rise to Buddhism and Buddhism itself originate entirely within Greater India. Whereas Hinduism have altogether "Indo European" origins.
Furthermore the difference between Buddhism and Hinduism is more than just some petty food choice. Still Buddhism has got to do with South East Asia and Japan than just China when talking about East Asia as a whole.
3) Atheists not being rich or insane?
4) All Christians are annoying. Not just JWs or Morons sorry.. Mormons.