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Topic: Rude hawt chicka at da store

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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #30 - August 31, 2011, 09:15 PM

You mean she didn't even give you a handjob? WTF is up with people today. smh
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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #31 - August 31, 2011, 09:19 PM

Quote from: shilakijawani on August 31, 2011, 09:13 PM
h8r

Whatever

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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #32 - August 31, 2011, 09:33 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on August 31, 2011, 09:15 PM
You mean she didn't even give you a handjob? WTF is up with people today. smh

IKR

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Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!
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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #33 - August 31, 2011, 09:59 PM

Is it wrong that every time I see a shilakijawani thread I just feel so happy inside, like all of the worlds troubles are meaningless in comparison to his quest to get laid.

Never change dude, never change.

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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #34 - August 31, 2011, 10:25 PM

respekt

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!
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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #35 - August 31, 2011, 10:37 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on August 31, 2011, 09:15 PM
You mean she didn't even give you a handjob? WTF is up with people today. smh

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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #36 - August 31, 2011, 10:44 PM

Tell me about it. Last month I ran into a hot girl who I was nice to once on the internet. I reminded her of this, she didn't even have sex with me.
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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #37 - August 31, 2011, 11:13 PM

You keep using the word chicka. Do you think you're Mexican or something? Bizarre considering you don't even live in a country with many Spanish speakers. And it's spelled chica.

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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #38 - August 31, 2011, 11:36 PM

Quote from: Colonel Q-Daffi on August 31, 2011, 11:13 PM
You keep using the word chicka. Do you think you're Mexican or something? Bizarre considering you don't even live in a country with many Spanish speakers. And it's spelled chica.

u mad senorita?

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!
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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #39 - September 01, 2011, 12:34 AM

Quote from: shilakijawani on August 31, 2011, 08:07 PM
Anyway, the joke goes like this. There was a princess who held a competition to find a husband, but she said she would only marry the guy that could fuck her the longest before being exhausted.

People from all over the world came over to give it a try, some lasted 3 times, some 5, some lasted 6.

Then a punjabi guy came over and fucked her 15 times in the course of 1 night, until she was exhausted and told him to wait in the other room.

A few mins later she went to his room to tell him he'd won the competition.

He was sitting on his bed, jacking off.

Aaahahahahhaahahhahahaahahhaha !!!!!

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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #40 - September 01, 2011, 12:41 AM

Reminds me of when I was trying to get past this 40 year old lady in Boots store, and I said excuse me a couple of times, I was standing right next to her...as she was viewing these shampoos on the shelf, she wasn't moving, so I moved a bit closer to try and squeeze past, she then notices and moves a bit saying 'oh'.

So I get past and on my way, didn't say thanks because she was bloody annoying, then I hear her mumble 'no manners' in a bitchy way. And I'm thinking, fuck you bitch.

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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #41 - September 01, 2011, 12:48 AM

Right on. That was worth at least a titty fuck.
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Re: Rude hawt chicka at da store
Reply #42 - September 01, 2011, 01:29 AM

Quote from: ChinaDoll on September 01, 2011, 12:34 AM

Aaahahahahhaahahhahahaahahhaha !!!!!

y u so mad bro?

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!
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