Rude hawt chicka at da store

OP - August 31, 2011, 07:14 PM

So I went to the store just now (its late at night).

This hot chika was also there, lots of make up, nail polish, perfume, absolutely no hijab, scarf, dupatta, etc.

When I was waiting in the checkout, as soon as the guy before me checked out, she came over and put her juice on the counter before I could put my stuff.

Then she goes, "Uncle, I only have Rs. 60. This one costs 76 I think."

I immediately thought, opportunity, I'll offer to pay the extra RS 16. But it seems like the bald old guy behind the counter either knew her or just wanted to get in her pants. He just took her juice and scanned it, and took her money, and didn't ask for more.

Then she reached over to take her juice, her arm brushed mine, and then it brushed my 1.5 ltr bottle of diet coke that I'd just put on the counter, she was standing right behind the counter, so the bottle tilted and tried to fall on her. She goes "Oh!".

I lifted my arm quickly and grabbed the bottle before it could fall on her. It was like that scene in spider man where he grabbed a food tray and caught everything on it.

I thought she'd be impressed by my quick reflexes, or at least say thanks, or something.

But instead she just looked at the bottle, then at the baldy guy, went 'Thanks then.' and left.

How rude is that?

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM

Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches! Cry

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Reply #2 - August 31, 2011, 07:19 PM

coolstorybro

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Reply #4 - August 31, 2011, 07:23 PM

u mad

19:46 <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

Quote from: yeezevee

well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

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Reply #6 - August 31, 2011, 07:29 PM

Chicks like straightforwardness, you should've whipped your dick out.

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Reply #8 - August 31, 2011, 07:35 PM

I know what you mean!!

finmad

It's worse when for example someone bumps into you and hurts you/nearly knock you over and because you're so polite and 'trained' you instinctively apologise EVEN though it was their fault, then they look at yuo with a bastard expression as if to asy 'dam right you should be sorry' then you feel so annoyed!

Agggh rude people

That said though sometimes I'm rude (a lot of times) but I'm actually nice/polite. I come across rude cos I'm often in my own world. Someone will smile or something and I'll walk past with a nasty look then realise they prob thought 'what a bitch' but in reality I was miles away and didn't mean to be rude!

Oh, also, sometimes young girls are rude to guys they think are hot Afro

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Reply #10 - August 31, 2011, 07:44 PM

inb4 long post about my perversity or lap dances...

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM

Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches! Cry

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Reply #12 - August 31, 2011, 07:57 PM

Shilaki you can't 'buy' a lapdance with that. It costs £50 to £100 here in the UK, probably less in Pakistan.

If you want a lapdance off a woman not selling her body, it will require a lot more cash, time, attention (in other words a long relationship)

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Reply #14 - August 31, 2011, 08:01 PM

No you plug it into the electricity grid......it will last forever

Little Fly, Thy summer's play
My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

I too dance and drink, and sing,
Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

Therefore I am a happy fly,
If I live or if I die.

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Reply #16 - August 31, 2011, 08:05 PM

I didn't stare! I only had one look at her when she walked by me. 1 second is enough to see that she had no hijab, wore nail polish and make up, etc.

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM

Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches! Cry

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Reply #18 - August 31, 2011, 08:07 PM

Anyway, the joke goes like this. There was a princess who held a competition to find a husband, but she said she would only marry the guy that could fuck her the longest before being exhausted.

People from all over the world came over to give it a try, some lasted 3 times, some 5, some lasted 6.

Then a punjabi guy came over and fucked her 15 times in the course of 1 night, until she was exhausted and told him to wait in the other room.

A few mins later she went to his room to tell him he'd won the competition.

He was sitting on his bed, jacking off.

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM

Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches! Cry

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Reply #20 - August 31, 2011, 08:09 PM

coolstorybro

19:46 <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

Quote from: yeezevee

well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

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Reply #22 - August 31, 2011, 08:13 PM

No, it just means she was my type, and I was interested in her. If I see a hijabi girl I know we're not compatible, and don't even give it a try.

You jump to conclusions too quickly.

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM

Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches! Cry

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Reply #24 - August 31, 2011, 08:16 PM

Could happen but small chance.

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM

Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches! Cry

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Reply #26 - August 31, 2011, 08:32 PM

Quote from: shilakijawani on August 31, 2011, 07:26 PM

srsly, was she rude or not.

We need a srs intellectual debate about the appropriate way to deal with someone that saves you from coke falling on you at the store. And what I could've done to chat her up. cool2

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

"No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin

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Quote from: Kodanshi on August 31, 2011, 08:50 PM

You need to do some serious growing up, maaan…

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Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM

Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches! Cry

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