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 Topic: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science

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  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #30 - December 04, 2012, 06:04 PM

    You can break your fast with a papaya like that kid in the video did Wink  Cheesy

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  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #31 - December 05, 2012, 07:02 AM

    I hate to spoil the party but overmasturbation can desensitize your penis,lower your sperm count and make you lose erection in the middle of sex. Just saying.


    That's true.


    Guys, sandpaper isn't an effective substitute for lube. The more you know...  Afro

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #32 - December 10, 2012, 10:19 PM


    Oh My God.. That is so gross.. whoever said they would do a dolphin!!! YUK  finmad
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #33 - December 10, 2012, 11:57 PM

    Did you watch the video?

    I can't imagine many women would put up with a guy who masturbates openly in the living room multiple times a day as a 'hobby' and would be happy with having to time these sessions and make records of them.

    only in Japan

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #34 - December 13, 2012, 07:32 PM


    Could we please talk more about masterbation rather then all that other crap you guys argue about on here??

    much more exciting!
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #35 - December 13, 2012, 10:03 PM

    I'm assuming you have some hard evidence to back those claims.

    Edit: ismasturbationbad.com doesn't count.

    I think you mean soft evidence.  Cheesy

    I'm pretty sure there's a growing body of evidence to support Cato's claims. Here's a good place to start + the ted talks http://www.yourbrainonporn.com/
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #36 - March 28, 2013, 11:54 PM

    Could we please talk more about masterbation rather then all that other crap you guys argue about on here??

    much more exciting!


    Its one way to break your fast!!!

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    "Dont put people in a box, the only people shaped box is a coffin"

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  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #37 - March 29, 2013, 02:56 AM

    Ok.. talking about Masturbation/sex/ .. Let us learn something from SCRIPTURES...

    So all of you guys who are writing in tot his thread.. "Start Fasting"  . guys.. not girls..




    I'm currently having a drought a fantastic sex drought. So if I had to fast for every time I felt like getting off for the last 4-5 months, I would've ended up in a UNICEF-ad, pitilessly malnourished. If that says something about the rate with which I masturbate nowadays.  Cheesy

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  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #38 - March 29, 2013, 03:32 AM

    The problem with the whole fasting thing is that you still have from dusk till dawn to be alone with your horniness.
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #39 - March 29, 2013, 08:30 AM

    I remember my first year in Uni,it was during ramadan and I was a muzzie,an idiot type. One morning I went to class for lectures, grabbed a seat and wait for the lecturer to come. While I was waiting, a hot dark skin busty girl came to me and pointed at the spare seat beside me asking if there was someone else sitting. I wanted to say "yeah" to drive her off but being a bashful aroused teenager even though I was fasting I said "Sure,why not". I spent two hours with a rise in my Levi in the class and I'm pretty much sure I have broken my fast at that moment.




    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #40 - March 29, 2013, 11:56 AM

    The problem with the whole fasting thing is that you still have from dusk till dawn to be alone with your horniness.

    I've actually had to seriously resist the urge to masturbate while fasting quite a few times, and I actually broke it that way one day last Ramadan. I felt sooo guilty. Like holy fuck, does the freeing slaves/fasting 60 days thing apply for masturbation or just sex? 

    Gosh, that still feels like a really dirty thing for a girl to admit to Cheesy 
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #41 - March 29, 2013, 12:58 PM

    I'm currently having a drought a fantastic sex drought. So if I had to fast for every time I felt like getting off for the last 4-5 months, I would've ended up in a UNICEF-ad, pitilessly malnourished. If that says something about the rate with which I masturbate nowadays.  Cheesy


    hmm CEMB fellows need to learn that from masters..  Minimow starved bodies specially men have more appetite to sex than filled stomachs ..  I guess  we need to send you to Masters  .. sure those kids must have learned one or two things to teach guys in cemb....

    Hmm good news..good news

    Quote
    A British hero medic says a fellow UK soldier who had just lost his legs to a bomb blast asked her to flash her breasts to help relieve his pain.  A British hero medic says a fellow UK soldier who had just lost his legs to a bomb blast asked her to flash her breasts to help relieve his pain.

    Private Emily Tomkins refused, but saved his life, earning a bravery award for her heroics in Helmand, Afghanistan, the UK Sun reports.

    Tomkins, 21, initially gave the man a shot of morphine, but explained she could not risk giving any more despite his agony. Then he said: “Well do something useful and show me your boobs.” Tomkins treated the soldier wounded by an IED, attached tourniquets to stop blood loss, fitted a splint to his pelvis and bandaged his arm, she told the Daily Echo.

    “It didn’t faze me whatsoever,” she said of his injuries. She brushed off his unusual request and carried him to safety.

    “He was in a brilliant mood. It was the worst situation to be making a joke,” she said.




    Sex works.. Another name for masturbation is allah

     

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    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #42 - March 29, 2013, 01:54 PM

    I've actually had to seriously resist the urge to masturbate while fasting quite a few times, and I actually broke it that way one day last Ramadan. I felt sooo guilty. Like holy fuck, does the freeing slaves/fasting 60 days thing apply for masturbation or just sex? 

    Gosh, that still feels like a really dirty thing for a girl to admit to Cheesy 



    Fasting sixty days only applies to sexual penetration. For masturbation, you must make up the missed day and sincerely repent to Allah. And Allah knows best. (can't tell you how many times I heard that question asked and answered in mosques around the world lol)
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #43 - March 29, 2013, 04:03 PM

    I've actually had to seriously resist the urge to masturbate while fasting quite a few times, and I actually broke it that way one day last Ramadan. I felt sooo guilty. Like holy fuck, does the freeing slaves/fasting 60 days thing apply for masturbation or just sex? 

    Gosh, that still feels like a really dirty thing for a girl to admit to Cheesy 


     


    The one thing I hate Islam most for is my sexual guilt.


    I being the horny muslim teenager that I am used to masturbate but then tried to stop completely after finding out out it was haram.

    I used to repent, stop for a few days, maturate again then feel really guilty and repent again.  The vicious cycle repeated itself so many times.     no


    I maturbate less now than I did as a muslim.   Still watch porn occasionally but not as much as when i was a muslim.   It's like the more you try to suppress your sexuality the more obsessed you become about it.


    But once you realize that it's natural you become normal again.   


    As a sidenote.   I am 18 and still haven't even kissed a girl because I am so fuckin nervous when talking to them for some reason. 

    There were a few times where a girl would make it really clear that she liked me but I managed to get nervous and fuck it up. 

    Still trying to overcome but stupid fuckin anxiety......


    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #44 - March 29, 2013, 07:37 PM

    Fasting sixty days only applies to sexual penetration. For masturbation, you must make up the missed day and sincerely repent to Allah. And Allah knows best. (can't tell you how many times I heard that question asked and answered in mosques around the world lol)


    Not here, In fact I have never heard that until now.What I have heard and learned is that if one breaks their fast intentionally, one has to pay up with sixty days of fasting. Masturbation is one of them.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #45 - March 29, 2013, 08:36 PM

    This actually reminds me of what was one of my favorite hadiths. (I can’t be bothered to look it up right now so here’s from memory) One day a guy came to the prophet and told him he had broken his fast by having sex, so the prophet told him to (I think first) free a slave, and the guy said there was no way he could afford that. Then the prophet told him to fast 60 days and he said (rough translation) “Fasting is what got me into this mess in the first place and you want me to fast 60 days?” So the prophet told him to feed poor people and he said he didn’t have any money to do that. So someone brought some food and the prophet ordered the man to go out and give the food to a poor family. So the man said (rough translation) “I don’t know a family between these mountains poorer than mine” so the prophet laughed and told him to take the food home and feed his family and that would be his expiation.

    I liked that it showed a rare, humorous side to Muhammad.
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #46 - March 29, 2013, 10:49 PM

    Yeah I know about the hadith but never knew or met any muslim that uses that as a reason to make up one day instead of sixty. However knowing how muslims around the world cherrypicks from the hadith and qur'an, its no surprise since there is always an excuse for any questionable action

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #47 - March 30, 2013, 03:12 AM




    The one thing I hate Islam most for is my sexual guilt.


    I being the horny muslim teenager that I am used to masturbate but then tried to stop completely after finding out out it was haram.

    I used to repent, stop for a few days, maturate again then feel really guilty and repent again.  The vicious cycle repeated itself so many times.     no


    I maturbate less now than I did as a muslim.   Still watch porn occasionally but not as much as when i was a muslim.   It's like the more you try to suppress your sexuality the more obsessed you become about it.


    But once you realize that it's natural you become normal again.   


    As a sidenote.   I am 18 and still haven't even kissed a girl because I am so fuckin nervous when talking to them for some reason. 

    There were a few times where a girl would make it really clear that she liked me but I managed to get nervous and fuck it up. 

    Still trying to overcome but stupid fuckin anxiety......




    I know exactly how you feel, growing up, I was not allowed to talk to girls, my parents actually forbade me and my brothers from talking to girls in school (and it sits in your mind) for religious reason. It took me a long long time to get over that and come away from that mentality.

    I dont know if anyone else has had this, but now I'm finding my sexual fantasies mixing in Islamic elements of blasphemy and things that used to be sacred. Like this delightful example from Al-Alethia

    I've actually had to seriously resist the urge to masturbate while fasting quite a few times, and I actually broke it that way one day last Ramadan. I felt sooo guilty. Like holy fuck, does the freeing slaves/fasting 60 days thing apply for masturbation or just sex? 

    Gosh, that still feels like a really dirty thing for a girl to admit to Cheesy 



    hehehe

    I did that last Ramadan too, the first time felt very guilty but there was just a glimmer of perverse lust, and I did it again a week later, much less guilt, much more lust!

    Pity we didn't do Iftaar together  Wink Wink

    "Dont put people in a box, the only people shaped box is a coffin"

    "If God wanted us to believe, he would have given divine guidance to us all"

    "Religion the ultimate hypnosis, the art of convincing people of a fantasy that they believe all their lives"
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #48 - March 30, 2013, 11:43 PM

    I remember my first year in Uni,it was during ramadan and I was a muzzie,an idiot type. One morning I went to class for lectures, grabbed a seat and wait for the lecturer to come. While I was waiting, a hot dark skin busty girl came to me and pointed at the spare seat beside me asking if there was someone else sitting. I wanted to say "yeah" to drive her off but being a bashful aroused teenager even though I was fasting I said "Sure,why not". I spent two hours with a rise in my Levi in the class and I'm pretty much sure I have broken my fast at that moment.






    Cool story bro.

     Cheesy

    It's for stories like this that I come here.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #49 - March 31, 2013, 12:15 PM

    I did always feel like masturbation was inherently dirty; anything sexual was dirty but still aroused a lot of curiosity and intrigue. I couldn't really stop when I found out masturbating was haram. I'd always tell myself "okay, just this one last time and then never again" but then somewhere down the track, usually months later, I'd do it again and the cycle would repeat itself. It stopped sometime last year when I decided that the Quran/Hadith didn't even contain any clear, unequivocal prohibition of masturbation so it can't be a biggie.

    I can't say I really suffered with sexual guilt and I definitely don't have any now. I'm naturally awkward and quiet as fuck so even talking to girls (I'm a straight girl myself) is scary Cheesy. Just talking to people generally is scary; I don't find it any different with girls or guys and I can have fun and non-awkward conversations with both my male and female acquaintances. For me, it's just a matter of knowing somebody well enough to be able to feel comfortable coming out of my shell around them -- or knowing that I'll never see them again; I can be oddly witty and chatty with strangers Cheesy

    Not here, In fact I have never heard that until now.What I have heard and learned is that if one breaks their fast intentionally, one has to pay up with sixty days of fasting. Masturbation is one of them.

    That's what I read too.
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