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OP - May 19, 2010, 10:30 AM

Saw this via boingboing and just had to share it. Basically there was a contest to various artists and designers to create the most mindblowing poster for an imaginary B movie and this guy called Dan D Evans came up with this masterpiece called Talibannosaurus Rex

I so want this movie to be made!

Some detail:

The velociraptor is driving the jeep as the Taliban shoots

Baby pterodactyl eggs next to a woman who needs saving and the skeleton of an American - genius!

Burqa babe with machine gun rides a raptor

Here's the fellas blog:

http://myartshame.blogspot.com/2010/05/made-up-movie-they-tried-to-ban.html

What a talented guy, I would pay money twice over to watch this flick!

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

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Reply #1 - May 19, 2010, 10:39 AM

Its tag line:

Jihad Just Got Jurassic

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
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Reply #2 - May 19, 2010, 10:56 AM

Gotta love the velociraptor driving the jeep. I mean, burkha-wearing babes (bonus point for showing leg) riding deinonychus is one thing, but velociraptors driving jeeps for the Taleban, that's just classic. Gotta love the velociraptor getting punched wearing sticks of dynamite as well. I'd pay good money to see this.
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Reply #3 - May 19, 2010, 11:23 AM

OMG FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
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Reply #4 - May 19, 2010, 11:26 AM

The Raptor that gets punched has a suicide belt on!
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Reply #5 - May 19, 2010, 12:15 PM

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Reply #6 - May 19, 2010, 12:18 PM

Quote from: BlackDog on May 19, 2010, 11:26 AM
The Raptor that gets punched has a suicide belt on!

Ha! I didn't notice that!

This is such a great movie waiting to happen!

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

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Reply #7 - May 19, 2010, 12:19 PM

Directed by Robert Rodriguez

Script by Tarantino.

Produced by Weinstein
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Reply #8 - May 19, 2010, 12:21 PM

This poster is......AWE-SOME!!!!

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
Can't it be, can't it be mine

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Reply #9 - May 19, 2010, 02:41 PM

I love how he is punching the raptor and shooting at the same time. And the suicide belt on the raptor is priceless!
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Reply #10 - May 19, 2010, 02:47 PM

And it is a comment on the Taleban - Prehistoric nonces.
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Reply #11 - May 19, 2010, 07:12 PM

Quote from: Eliphaz on May 19, 2010, 02:41 PM
I love how he is punching the raptor and shooting at the same time. And the suicide belt on the raptor is priceless!

lol i didn't notice that
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Reply #12 - May 19, 2010, 07:13 PM

lol khatira means a lot doesn't it? in the credit

and ROFL at director Rubenstein directing a movie about the talibans
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Reply #13 - May 07, 2014, 03:05 PM

Just what I needed.

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #14 - May 07, 2014, 03:16 PM

How did I miss this??!!

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Reply #15 - May 07, 2014, 03:26 PM

Just found this on his blog.

Looks like a typical Wednesday.

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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