Salah â€” the Benefits

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Salah â€” the Benefits
OP - November 21, 2008, 09:07 PM

Dr Ahmed H Sakr, PhD:

â€œYou will get rid of the extra electrostatic charges from your brain and the central nervous system by performing the daily Salah. Through Salah, you are to prostrate by putting your forehead to the floor; and as such are grounding yourself, and you are discharging these extra charges into the ground. As a result of this act, you will get rid of many of the neurological diseases from your body.â€

Whatâ€¦ theâ€¦ fâ€”uhhhhh?!

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Reply #1 - November 21, 2008, 10:17 PM

If anything, you will rub your head on the carpet and acquire even more electrostatic thingies.

I bet once someone brings this to his attention, some other nobel laureate from down there will publish stating how useful the charges are for our brains.

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Reply #2 - November 22, 2008, 12:43 AM

Quote from: Pazuzu on November 21, 2008, 09:07 PM
Dr Ahmed H Sakr, PhD:

â€œYou will get rid of the extra electrostatic charges from your brain and the central nervous system by performing the daily Salah. Through Salah, you are to prostrate by putting your forehead to the floor; and as such are grounding yourself, and you are discharging these extra charges into the ground. As a result of this act, you will get rid of many of the neurological diseases from your body.â€

Whatâ€¦ theâ€¦ fâ€”uhhhhh?!

Shortly before I consciously rejected Islam I decided to visit a Hindu Temple near me - just to see what they did - I was surprised to see them prostrating much like Muslims (though statues of Krishna etc... were in front of them).

I guess God doesn't mind Mushrikeen getting rid of the extra electrostatic charges from their brain either.
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Reply #3 - November 22, 2008, 01:51 AM

Quote from: Hassan on November 22, 2008, 12:43 AM
Quote from: Pazuzu on November 21, 2008, 09:07 PM
Dr Ahmed H Sakr, PhD:

â€œYou will get rid of the extra electrostatic charges from your brain and the central nervous system by performing the daily Salah. Through Salah, you are to prostrate by putting your forehead to the floor; and as such are grounding yourself, and you are discharging these extra charges into the ground. As a result of this act, you will get rid of many of the neurological diseases from your body.â€

Whatâ€¦ theâ€¦ fâ€”uhhhhh?!

Shortly before I consciously rejected Islam I decided to visit a Hindu Temple near me - just to see what they did - I was surprised to see them prostrating much like Muslims (though statues of Krishna etc... were in front of them).

I guess God doesn't mind Mushrikeen getting rid of the extra electrostatic charges from their brain either.

You can bow down as much as you like.

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Reply #4 - November 22, 2008, 09:57 AM

That is done in yoga also and almost all the old religions... so they must all be from the same god... but it seems like the only similarity that existed...
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Reply #5 - November 22, 2008, 10:06 AM

What's this guy's PhD in??

Pazuzu can you give us your source ?

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Reply #6 - November 22, 2008, 05:30 PM

This link here gives his details, and I got the article itself from a flood of copy & pastes on Challenge Your Soul, an IslÃ¢mic website dedicated to someone called Khalid Yassin.

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Reply #7 - November 22, 2008, 05:33 PM

Khalid Yasin is an African American convert, I think he was a former Christian Minister. Featured in Channel 4's "Undercover Mosque". He's the man with the red in his beard who says 'muslims are instructed to do 'brainwashing' '' (taken out of context imo).

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Reply #8 - November 24, 2008, 05:06 AM

I think his degree is in civil engineering or something engineering related.

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Reply #9 - November 24, 2008, 01:45 PM

Quote from: Baal on November 21, 2008, 10:17 PM
If anything, you will rub your head on the carpet and acquire even more electrostatic thingies.

I bet once someone brings this to his attention, some other nobel laureate from down there will publish stating how useful the charges are for our brains.

Might lead to a job opening for someone though. The rugs/floor coverings in a mosque were probably rubber and nylon free, originally, and provided no barrier to electrical earthing, so any man-made floor coverings will need to be replaced pronto to offset the bad vibes that static induces.

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