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 Topic: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...

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  • I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     OP - December 23, 2008, 10:02 PM
    I need to think of something. Perhaps a former DUP man that has left the DUP....an German girl think of reverting to Islam because I'm falling in love with a rich and handsome Moroccan Muslim man...a German mom that is upset that my daughter is falling for Muslim man....an old woman that is afraid of goths...an NRA dude, an IDF soldier.....or how about a lonely teenage hypochondriac?
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #1 - December 23, 2008, 10:05 PM
    Pretend to be a hard line atheist and radical feminist.  Cheesy
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #2 - December 23, 2008, 10:08 PM
    Do it.  Afro
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #3 - December 23, 2008, 10:09 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 10:05 PM
    Pretend to be a hard line atheist and radical feminist.  Cheesy


    I knew somebody was going to request that one...and was thinking it would be you!  Cheesy

    I also thought you would request me to be a priest.   grin12
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #4 - December 23, 2008, 10:12 PM
    You'll need to research the role. Go with Snowflake's suggestion. It'll be interesting for you. yes

    Also I'll move this to the Lounge.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #5 - December 23, 2008, 10:13 PM
    Quote from: Shaneequa on December 23, 2008, 10:09 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 10:05 PM
    Pretend to be a hard line atheist and radical feminist.  Cheesy


    I knew somebody was going to request that one...and was thinking it would be you!  Cheesy

    I also thought you would request me to be a priest.   grin12


    Oooooh yes!  Pretend to be a Catholic priest.   Cheesy
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #6 - December 23, 2008, 10:13 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 10:08 PM
    Do it.  Afro


    Get your rosaries off my ovaries.  finmad

    How's that?
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #7 - December 23, 2008, 10:15 PM
    Quote from: Shaneequa on December 23, 2008, 10:13 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 10:08 PM
    Do it.  Afro


    Get your rosaries off my ovaries.  finmad

    How's that?


    That doesn't work when you say it to Os.  You'll need to wait for Dio to turn up. 

    You could get antsy with Os about his avatar - exploiting women an all that.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #8 - December 23, 2008, 10:17 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 10:13 PM
    Quote from: Shaneequa on December 23, 2008, 10:09 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 10:05 PM
    Pretend to be a hard line atheist and radical feminist.  Cheesy


    I knew somebody was going to request that one...and was thinking it would be you!  Cheesy

    I also thought you would request me to be a priest.   grin12


    Oooooh yes!  Pretend to be a Catholic priest.   Cheesy


    Which one should I do? Both are going to be a challenge for me. Will you pretend to be a lonely teen-age hypochondriac?
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #9 - December 23, 2008, 10:19 PM
    Ok, you do the feminist thing.   Penises
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #10 - December 23, 2008, 10:41 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 10:19 PM
    Ok, you do the feminist thing.   Penises


    Alright.

    Hey everybody! My name is Chris. I'm a womyn, a plumber and am in the middle of building my own custom Harley Davidson. Just a word of warning: No-one calls me "Sweet-heart" in person, and no-one better call my "sweet-heart" on this forum. I'm not one of your brainless little bimbo toys that Osmanthus would like to exploit, as though he would know what to do with them anyway.

    I do not tolerate theism of any kind, especially of the masculine patriarchal religious systems. Do not even try to talk to me about your gods. You will get no love from me. My hobbies are motor-cycle mechanics, hiking, camping and protesting. My favorite events are 'Take Back the Night', and I am a volunteer for Code Pink.

    The reason I joined is to put Muslim men in their place.

    Anyway, greetings, all. Hey.

    (Shaneequa says Shaneequa is going to need to do research!)  Cheesy
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #11 - December 23, 2008, 10:47 PM
    I don't know many feminist plumbers who build their own motorbikes.  Feminists are usually college lecturers or journalists or something similar.  Female plumbers are probly more ladettes than feminists.

    The rest of it was good though.

    Btw, I think I'm dying and everybody hates me. parrot
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #12 - December 23, 2008, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 10:47 PM
    Btw, I think I'm dying and everybody hates me. parrot

    You're right.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #13 - December 23, 2008, 10:55 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 10:47 PM
    I don't know many feminist plumbers who build their own motorbikes.  Feminists are usually college lecturers or journalists or something similar.  Female plumbers are probly more ladettes than feminists.

    The rest of it was good though.


    Okay. I will be a professor of Womens' Studies.

    Quote
    Btw, I think I'm dying and everybody hates me. parrot


    What's the matter with you?

    ----

    May I have permission to do a sock-puppet account for Chris?
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #14 - December 23, 2008, 10:58 PM
    I'd prefer to give the socks a miss, thanks.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #15 - December 23, 2008, 11:03 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 10:47 PM
    Btw, I think I'm dying and everybody hates me. parrot

    You're right.


    I knew it!   Cry

    Quote
    What's the matter with you?


    I just can't seem to get out of bed in the morning.  And my mother's always nagging me.  I think I've got a brain tumour.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #16 - December 23, 2008, 11:04 PM
    Osmanthus,

    Will you be an German girl thinking of reverting to Islam because you're falling in love with a rich and handsome Moroccan Muslim man?
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #17 - December 23, 2008, 11:05 PM
     Cheesy Sorry. Can't be bothered.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #18 - December 23, 2008, 11:11 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 10:58 PM
    I'd prefer to give the socks a miss, thanks.


    Okay. I thought it would be funny if we all did this just once (with specific permission), to be shut down by a certain date.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #19 - December 23, 2008, 11:14 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 11:05 PM
    Cheesy Sorry. Can't be bothered.


    Cheesy
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #20 - December 23, 2008, 11:21 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 11:03 PM


    I just can't seem to get out of bed in the morning.  And my mother's always nagging me.  I think I've got a brain tumour.




    Your mother sounds like a typical woman. What is she, a PTA mom and a housewife? I'm sure you don't have a brain tumour, but a migraine. Who can blame you?
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #21 - December 23, 2008, 11:23 PM
    Quote
    Your mother sounds like a typical woman. What is she, a PTA mom and a housewife?


    You sound more like a male plumber and male chauvinist there.   Cheesy
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #22 - December 23, 2008, 11:27 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 11:23 PM
    Quote
    Your mother sounds like a typical woman. What is she, a PTA mom and a housewife?


    You sound more like a male plumber and male chauvinist there.   Cheesy


    Oh no! I will have to try again.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #23 - December 23, 2008, 11:33 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 11:03 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: SnowFlake on December 23, 2008, 10:47 PM
    Btw, I think I'm dying and everybody hates me. parrot

    You're right.


    I knew it!   Cry

    Quote
    What's the matter with you?


    I just can't seem to get out of bed in the morning.  And my mother's always nagging me.  I think I've got a brain tumour.




    SnowFlake,

    Do you journal? One of my favorites poets is Sylvia Plath. She also had a hard time getting out of bed in the morning. Have you read the 'Bell Jar'? I think you will find life and works of Sylvia Plath inspiring.

    Stay strong.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #24 - December 24, 2008, 02:38 PM
    you don?t have a brain tumor. with a name like snowflake, you don?t have the brain for it  Cheesy
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #25 - December 24, 2008, 02:39 PM
    Quote from: diotima on December 24, 2008, 02:38 PM
    you don?t have a brain tumor. with a name like snowflake, you don?t have the brain for it  Cheesy


    A life of Blonde s

     Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #26 - December 24, 2008, 02:52 PM
    Quote from: diotima on December 24, 2008, 02:38 PM
    you don?t have a brain tumor. with a name like snowflake, you don?t have the brain for it  Cheesy

    You haven't played chess with her.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: I'm Shaneequa pretending to be...
     Reply #27 - December 24, 2008, 02:54 PM
    I got thrashed by Os, I'm still working up the nerve to challenge him again lol infact I will, and this time I will defeat him signmuahaha

    Although after christmas, because I've been drinking.  dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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