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  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     OP - August 05, 2015, 10:37 PM
    Where have all the Muslims gone? They no longer converse with us. And if they do, they invariably turn out to be trolls, who steal our energy and our passions and our best arguments and our hearts, and then subsequently leave once we have been emptied.

    Come back Muslim brothers and sisters. We miss your cognitive dissonance, your bigotry, your circular logic and your weird science. All is forgiven.



    Disclaimer: this OP is in no way any judgement on anyone in general, or any specific person that has given me the permission to call him Ted. In fact, I'm rooting for you being a real person, my so-called Theodore.

    Disclaimer 2: I don't know if the statement immediately above this one should have had the title 'Disclaimer' or not? Is it a disclaimer? I didn't know what other term to use and must confess to a gap in my knowledge here? 'Footnote' sounds too academic, and 'P.S.' sounds lame and old-fashioned?

    Disclaimer 3: Are we allowed to use more than one disclaimer in a single post, as I have done above? Should all disclaimee's be grouped under one Disclaimer, or can they be numbered in multiples of one, as I've done here?


    Hi
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #1 - August 05, 2015, 10:47 PM
    Lol are you drunk ?
     Cheesy

    And most muslims who come here are either too proud of themselves or trolls.

    A normal muslim wouldnt dare venture into such a corrupt place otherwise they'd become one of us.  Tongue
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #2 - August 05, 2015, 10:51 PM
    No, just in a funny mood.

    Yeah, you have a good point madam. But we used to get more? Real ones also...
    Hi
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #3 - August 05, 2015, 10:57 PM
    Makes sense. You've been here for quite a long time Shocked

    5 yrs...whoa
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #4 - August 05, 2015, 11:05 PM
    Shit, that long? I need to leave, that's sad.

    But I guess my marriage is for life and I'll always need this place. It helps that there are ace ppl here also (like you, q and and asbeforeface)
    Hi
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #5 - August 05, 2015, 11:16 PM
    Asbeforeface  Cheesy

    I like most members here. I think Ive connected with them somehow. I might not able to leave this place so easily  Tongue
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #6 - August 05, 2015, 11:24 PM
    You will fly one day. I've already seen you flapping your wings. And when you do, it will be lovely, and I may not get to say bye... But take care and enjoy life. Remember that?
    Hi
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #7 - August 05, 2015, 11:27 PM
    Quote from: musivore on August 05, 2015, 10:37 PM
    . We miss your cognitive dissonance, your bigotry, your circular logic and your weird science. All is forgiven.

    Arf.
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #8 - August 05, 2015, 11:39 PM
    Quote from: musivore on August 05, 2015, 11:24 PM
    You will fly one day. I've already seen you flapping your wings. And when you do, it will be lovely, and I may not get to say bye... But take care and enjoy life. Remember that?

     Cry dont be so poetic

     far away hug I will say GoodBye

  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #9 - August 05, 2015, 11:51 PM
    Thanks. But I may not be around to say bye to...I'll stop being soppy now.

    Right, where the fuck are those lovely Muslims?
    Hi
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #10 - August 06, 2015, 12:55 AM
    Well I've long considered converting in order to get into the lucrative dawah game. I suppose I could practice on this forum and play the role of proselytizing Muslim
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #11 - August 06, 2015, 01:08 AM
    Eh, there's not nearly as much money in it as you might think. Try snake oil sales instead.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #12 - August 06, 2015, 01:09 AM
    Aren't those IERA guys flying around in a private jet?
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #13 - August 06, 2015, 01:15 AM
    Hmm, in that case, I wonder if I can still get back my tuition...
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #14 - August 06, 2015, 01:17 AM
    I think three disclaimers is perfect. Not as much as a drug company, more than a government label.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #15 - August 06, 2015, 01:24 AM
    Quote from: asbie on August 06, 2015, 01:15 AM
    Hmm, in that case, I wonder if I can still get back my tuition...


    First and foremost, linguistically speaking, there are no refunds
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #16 - August 06, 2015, 01:27 AM
     Cheesy
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #17 - August 06, 2015, 08:19 AM
    Quote from: three on August 06, 2015, 01:17 AM
    I think three disclaimers is perfect. Not as much as a drug company, more than a government label.


    That fills me with renewed confidence that I know what I am doing. Thanks three  Afro
    Hi
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #18 - August 06, 2015, 10:44 AM
    They are all debating on Facebook or Twitter. Sadly I don't have an account on both sites. And even if I did, I would most likely not discuss religion, unless I could somehow guarantee my anonymity, for obvious reasons. There are a few message boards where there is still activity, but debating muslims on their own turf quickly becomes tiresome, because they will gang up on you, and its not easy to debate 15 people at the same time.

    I guess muslims would feel the same about this place. It would certainly be nice if people could debate religion(s) on a message board, where anonymity was guaranteed and there were people of different faiths (and no faith) participating in the discussion.
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #19 - August 06, 2015, 11:47 AM
    I havent been to an Islamic message board for years.  The last time i visited i was quickly diagnosed with possession of the jiin lol.   I agree though, would be good to have mixed discussions more often without the heated arguments.
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #20 - August 06, 2015, 12:35 PM
     
    Quote from:   ACTIVE JINN suki on August 06, 2015, 11:47 AM
     The last time i visited i was quickly diagnosed with possession of the jiin lol.    


    Quote from: PLAYING NICE JINN Roberto40 on August 06, 2015, 10:44 AM
    .I guess muslims would feel the same about this place. It would certainly be nice.............


    Quote from: LAUGHING JINN asbie on August 06, 2015, 01:27 AM
    Cheesy

    Quote from: PERSUNG JINN justperusing on August 06, 2015, 01:24 AM
    .............linguistically speaking, ......

    Quote from: NUMBER 3 JINN OF THE FORUM three on August 06, 2015, 01:17 AM
    I think three disclaimers is perfect.

    Quote from: CRYING HUGGING LAUGHING JINN INcePtion on August 05, 2015, 11:39 PM
    Cry ................ poetic   far away hug.................. GoodBye  

     and and
    Quote from:  BIGGEST JINN OF THE FOLDER musivore on August 05, 2015, 10:37 PM
    Where have all the Muslims gone?  

    Come back Muslim brothers and sisters. We miss your cognitive dissonance, your bigotry, your circular logic and your weird science. All is forgiven.


    Damn you Jinns So intelligent ....so smart....so educated .. sooooo many Jinns together., How the hell any Muslim guy/girl survive among you Jinns?  Impossible...

    Even Preachers of Islam will either run away or  become one of  you Jinns...  This world of  Jinns is  the most dangerous world for Islam.. and That is the reason Islam made first rule how to treat Jinns and how to treat people who are possessed with JINNS LIKE YOU  ..  finmad

    Do You know the rules to control the Jinns? ...... Jail.. or.... Lashing.. and worst will be your heads will not be on your shoulders..  finmad
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #21 - August 06, 2015, 12:39 PM
    ^ gold  Cheesy

  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #22 - August 06, 2015, 12:50 PM
    See  I AM MAAADDD    and JINNS ARE LAUGHING.... finmad

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcYEUQm109c

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCynMnr_9W0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBocjC8UK6c


    watch more    finmad
    Quote
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPzi9c_gmNs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IveMwesGs9w

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B20SzrbgKMQ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOziz2JJWG0 



    I WOULD  HAVE  KILLED ONE OF THOSE IDIOTS IN THAT FIRST VIDEO..  

    by the way this fucking shit is not just in Islam .. It is there in every STUPID RELIGIONS.....
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #23 - August 06, 2015, 12:53 PM
    Yeeze is the  jinn master or is that master jinn lol 
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #24 - August 06, 2015, 12:54 PM
    Quote from: suki on August 06, 2015, 12:53 PM
    Yeeze is the  master jiin lol

      Cheesy you are missing the word  "OF"  suki...

    No..Noooo .. That RASCAL is  not master jiin..., but master of jinns ..lol..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #25 - August 06, 2015, 12:58 PM
    Yeahhh i know i missed the "of" part lol
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #26 - August 06, 2015, 01:00 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on August 06, 2015, 12:35 PM
      and and
    Damn you Jinns So intelligent ....so smart....so educated .. sooooo many Jinns together., How the hell any Muslim guy/girl survive among you Jinns?  Impossible...

    Even Preachers of Islam will either run away or  become one of  you Jinns...  This world of  Jinns is  the most dangerous world for Islam.. and That is the reason Islam made first rule how to treat Jinns and how to treat people who are possessed with JINNS LIKE YOU  ..  finmad

    Do You know the rules to control the Jinns? ...... Jail.. or.... Lashing.. and worst will be your heads will not be on your shoulders..  finmad


     Cheesy dance
    Hi
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #27 - August 06, 2015, 09:39 PM
    Quote from: Roberto40 on August 06, 2015, 10:44 AM
    They are all debating on Facebook or Twitter. Sadly I don't have an account on both sites. And even if I did, I would most likely not discuss religion, unless I could somehow guarantee my anonymity, for obvious reasons. There are a few message boards where there is still activity, but debating muslims on their own turf quickly becomes tiresome, because they will gang up on you, and its not easy to debate 15 people at the same time.

    I guess muslims would feel the same about this place. It would certainly be nice if people could debate religion(s) on a message board, where anonymity was guaranteed and there were people of different faiths (and no faith) participating in the discussion.


    That answers it pretty well Mr 40  Afro
    Hi
  • There's no more Muslims anymore!
     Reply #28 - August 07, 2015, 01:58 AM
    Quote from: musivore on August 06, 2015, 08:19 AM
    That fills me with renewed confidence that I know what I am doing. Thanks three  Afro


    I am partial to the sum, though...
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
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