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OP - December 29, 2011, 02:35 PM

Sometimes I lurk around Ummah.com and find myself laughing or face palming myself reading some of their absurdities. So, post any silly comments made by Muslims you find on forums or social networking sites in this thread.

Anyway, I found this little comment posted by a Muslim woman when the issue of divorce was disccussed-

" I myself thought this when I was trying to decide to leave my marriage. I remember thinking to myself "I don't want to shake the throne of Allah"....

ahhhh bless her!
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Reply #1 - December 29, 2011, 03:04 PM

Or in other words, stop the opportunity of constant sex..

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Reply #2 - December 29, 2011, 03:05 PM

Quote from: The Demba on December 29, 2011, 02:35 PM
Sometimes I lurk around Ummah.com and find myself laughing or face palming myself reading some of their absurdities. So, post any silly comments made by Muslims you find on forums or social networking sites in this thread.
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ahhhh bless her!

How are you doing Demba.. I haven't read you for a long time.. long time no see.,

So you just lurk in to Ummah.com? why don't you become member there? I am there..lol..

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Reply #3 - December 29, 2011, 03:16 PM

LOL, What's your username there? I joined yesterday, but I was banned within 15 minutes for "trolling".
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Reply #4 - December 29, 2011, 03:23 PM

lol demba!

One of the funniest responses I got was when I questioned a muslim that came
on here once... I brought up Surah 19, and how the hell did Maryam (moses and
Harun's sister) get twisted up in verses with Maryam, Isa's mother?
Her response was something to this effect:

"hhhhhh! There are more than one Harun you know! You so stupid!"

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Reply #5 - December 29, 2011, 03:36 PM

Quote from: The Demba on December 29, 2011, 03:16 PM
LOL, What's your username there? I joined yesterday, but I was banned within 15 minutes for "trolling".

Off course they will do that.. lol.. In fact even CEMB guys tried to warn you., what do you expect from Ummah.com?

well you want to know lot of things about me Demba., not only you many people would love to know that what I am, where I am from and which forums I am active with what the user names are ..

Any way that is a funny thing it happened to you Demba., What did you do there

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Reply #6 - December 29, 2011, 03:45 PM

Nothing really, I simply stated that all religions were "invented" and that they are a major cause for wars. Then I was banned by that Abu Mubarak fella who, to me, seems like one angry dude. Most of his posts are filled with hate and venom and, to top it all, he frequently contradicts himself.

Some right deluded and paranoid bunch there.
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Reply #7 - December 29, 2011, 04:03 PM

Quote from: The Demba on December 29, 2011, 03:45 PM
Nothing really, I simply stated that all religions were "invented" and that they are a major cause for wars. Then I was banned by that Abu Mubarak .................

What that is nothing?? That is BLASPHEMY...

You should have said All religions Except Islam were invented.. ., Then you could have spent some there., You can not put apples and oranges together and sell it in Islamic forums Demba..

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Reply #8 - December 29, 2011, 04:26 PM

I thought mo invented Islam. Actually, what do people think of the possibility he didn't exist?

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.

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Reply #9 - December 29, 2011, 04:49 PM

Here is a post I made a couple of years ago :

Frustrated sister at Ummah.com
« on: January 01, 2009, 17:31:33

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There is a thread at ummah with the title :

If you were to give a gun and a helmet and said FIGHT...Would You?

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and here are some of the replies made by a muslimah with the nick Ruhi Islam :

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YES I WOULD!!!

I am a sister but I would, I have more courage and passion than most (non-Muslim-because my muslim brothers are courages) MEN! Yes I do, not only would I go and fight, but I would also raise the flag of Islam, I would cut my hair and use it as a whip, I would grow and sharpen my nails and use them as claws...

How I wish I was at the time of the prophet asw so i could fight, walahi I would have killed so many of the oppressors, just give me the opportunity now and see what I will do, i will turn the world upside down...where are our leaders to dictate us? Ya hasratana, Only if I was a boy, only if I was a man.

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And family, friends, possessions...forget them all, walahi I would sacrifice all of them for Islam, all of them in addition to myself.

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NO JOKES, I crave for such an opportunity, IF, after disguising myself as a man and arguing for hours I was still not permitted, then I would be a shooting star attending every single injured, supplying them with water and medication and cooking them food...I have fire inside of me because I know I am on the right.

but here is the hitch :

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How many times did a small believing army overcome a large disbeleiving army? Seriously, I want to help miliatarily, I want to be on the ground, when I see the news, I just wish I was there so I could help. If I was a man, I would have bought a plane ticket and filled a 20kg bag with supplies and left for Palistine TODAY! But Im sister, I can't travel without a mahram.
Allah sw knows his mountains and He thus sends snow accordingly.

(Bolded by me)

There she is spoiling to join the fight against oppression but alas she cannot travel without a mahram. Islam is so unfair to women.

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=196022

http://www.councilofexmuslims.com
/index.php?topic=4058.msg104070#msg104070

So she is willing to die for Allah, but not willing to travel alone.

Like a compass needle that points north, a man?s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

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Reply #10 - December 29, 2011, 05:41 PM

Paloma.. this is how i understand it.

Hai... I am a faithful single muslim sister looking for the other half of my deen.

I am very energetic, like to write, and into BDSM.

I hate juice soooo much, just like you do!

I dont expect much, just a few dozen blocks of C4 so we
can go to jannah together.

I like long walks on the beach and am somewhat of a dreamer.

If you are interested, please pm me.

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Reply #12 - December 29, 2011, 06:38 PM

"Pre-marital sex is allowed in Islam now because there are birth controls and condoms which weren't available in the 7th century".
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Reply #13 - December 30, 2011, 05:26 AM

Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on December 29, 2011, 05:41 PM
Paloma.. this is how i understand it.

Hai... I am a faithful single muslim sister looking for the other half of my deen.

I am very energetic, like to write, and into BDSM.

I hate juice soooo much, just like you do!

I dont expect much, just a few dozen blocks of C4 so we
can go to jannah together.

I like long walks on the beach and am somewhat of a dreamer.

If you are interested, please pm me.

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Reply #14 - December 30, 2011, 07:35 AM

"You're not Muslim, yeah, how do you explain we came from Adam and Eve then?"

"You're a Pakistani, how come you're not a Muslim then?"

"Don't you think the Jews made you atheist?"

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Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
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Reply #15 - January 01, 2012, 02:15 PM

Their ignorance, paranoia and gullibility is just bloody embarrassing.

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?313687-Invasion-of-Iraq-amp-Libya-What%92s-the-moving-factor
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Reply #16 - January 01, 2012, 05:27 PM

"If a women shows too much of her body and gets raped its her fault, it's just like driving. I don't want to wear a seat belt cause I know I am a safe driver. I wear mine because I can't trust other drivers."

That made me laugh so hard and also sick to my stomach. Firstly no one no matter how they dress deserves to get raped. And secondly WTF, I wear a seat belt when I drive cause it's the law, it has nothing to do with me trusting myself while driving or not.

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Reply #17 - January 01, 2012, 05:58 PM

It just goes to show that analogies, when it comes to religion v atheism debates, just doesn't work.

What a load of shite.
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Reply #18 - January 01, 2012, 06:37 PM

Quote from: The Demba on January 01, 2012, 02:15 PM
Their ignorance, paranoia and gullibility is just bloody embarrassing.

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?313687-Invasion-of-Iraq-amp-Libya-What%92s-the-moving-factor

what is embarrassing in that article of that thread Demba?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqfh2ugSwi4

nothing is worse than that.. Italians...Shame..

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Reply #19 - January 04, 2012, 06:40 PM

Once i read a post by muslim regarding '' which country is closest to shariah law?

He said; Saudi Arabia is not close to shariah because king and his family eat from golden bowls, and that's forbidden in Islam''.

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Reply #20 - January 04, 2012, 06:45 PM

I read a post on Ummah.com once, it was along the lines of this -

"If Turkey doesn't be careful in its disobedience of Allah, then they're in danger in incurring Allah's wrath by being hit with another earthquake."
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Reply #21 - January 05, 2012, 01:02 AM

*when talking about jews before I converted... this "keyboard" warrior said:

Mohammad (swt) was a compassionate man. He even married a jewish widow!

(he neglected to tell me Mo had his henchmen build a fire on her husband's
stomach and tortured him mercilessly before killing him, cuz he wouldnt
tell them where their treasure was, and then raped her)

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