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  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #150 - September 11, 2013, 03:45 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 11, 2013, 03:36 PM
    Lol alongside being oblivious to who my advice was targeting Grin

    Spare yourself the headache here, it's a troll, but even digesting this sort of thinking knowing it's a troll, is still going to give you brain damage.


    Why am I a troll? Is it because I am honest and real?
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #151 - September 11, 2013, 04:33 PM
    I have placed your account on restricted, so you are now confined to the topics you started.  This is to spare the rest of the forum your sexist and derogatory comments.

    You will not be lifted off restricted until your attitude towards women improves, but since that is unlikely.....I personally look forward to banning you.   cool2
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #152 - September 11, 2013, 04:36 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 11, 2013, 04:33 PM
    I personally look forward to banning you.   cool2


     Afro Think we all do. Tongue
    fuck you
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #153 - September 11, 2013, 04:41 PM
    +1
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #154 - September 11, 2013, 05:16 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 11, 2013, 04:33 PM
    I have placed your account on restricted, so you are now confined to the topics you started.  This is to spare the rest of the forum your sexist and derogatory comments.

    You will not be lifted off restricted until your attitude towards women improves, but since that is unlikely.....I personally look forward to banning you.   cool2


    I think that is fair.

    But you have to be neutral, unprejudiced and open minded and give me a chance to explain myself.  You still have not undertood me.

    Will you give your Moroccan bro a chance?
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #155 - September 11, 2013, 05:54 PM
    Quote from: selltek on September 11, 2013, 03:45 PM
    Why am I a troll? Is it because I am honest and real?

    Probably because you're an annoying little prick that doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #156 - September 11, 2013, 06:19 PM
     Afro
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #157 - September 11, 2013, 06:20 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on September 11, 2013, 05:54 PM
    Probably because you're an annoying little prick that doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.


    When should I shut the fuck up? And why should I?
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #158 - September 11, 2013, 06:30 PM
    Lol come on now selltek, lets not be silly, your 25 you can stop acting like a child with a hormonal attitude that won't let go... your not exactly helping your "alphamale" claim
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #159 - September 11, 2013, 07:00 PM
    I will pretend to be a beta male from now one. Maybe you'll like me this way.

    I love everyone so much. Life is so nice. Women are not cars or handkerchiefs because they have flesh and bone, etcetera etcetera.

    Is this better?
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #160 - September 11, 2013, 07:49 PM
    You don't need to pretend.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #161 - September 12, 2013, 12:59 AM
    I just crack up reading his posts. Jibbs, don't argue with him. He comes from a culture where if you're a woman you're not a fully functioning human being. That's it in a nutshell. Likewise for his weird sex ideology.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #162 - September 12, 2013, 11:51 AM
    I am just the result of good genetics and social and cultural upbringing. I didn't choose to be alpha like this. Please help me be a beta like you guys so that everyone will accept me. Thanks.

    What advice would you give someone like me?
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #163 - September 12, 2013, 12:30 PM
    The only people who call themselves alpha male are 14 year old public school boys, downtrodden weedy men acting out power fantasies online, or washed-up American wrestlers.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #164 - September 12, 2013, 12:55 PM
    Damn it Ishina!  You made me choke on my coffee. Cheesy
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #165 - September 12, 2013, 01:33 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on September 12, 2013, 12:30 PM
    The only people who call themselves alpha male are 14 year old public school boys, downtrodden weedy men acting out power fantasies online, or washed-up American wrestlers.


    This doesn't help me at all.

    If I don't refer to myself as an alpha male then how will the ladies know that I am a superior male specimen ready for sexual intercourse?

    I know it is the internet, but still...

  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #166 - September 12, 2013, 01:36 PM
    Also, there seems to be some confusion regarding what an alpha male is. Some have said that an alpha male is a 14 year old public school boy, downtrodden weedy man acting out power fantasies online, or washed-up American wrestler. Other such as Happymustard have described alpha men as confident, strong, intelligent, etc...

    Are you confused or just pretending to be?
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #167 - September 12, 2013, 02:02 PM
    Now is not the fucking time dude, and this is not the fucking place. Whatever the hell is going on in your world that requires you to want to get a rise out of being a completely disrespectful, obtuse moron, you need to take it somewhere else.

    Several times now you’ve deliberately disrespected people on this forum, particularly our women, and you’ve even shown your ass to new comers. This is meant to be a safe place for individuals, many of whom may be going through serious and challenging times. If you are going through something, we can talk about it here. But you just posting insulting nonsense every day is not going to happen. Get it?

    What you think is a funny, quick, internet rise can have serious consequences for real people. I’m seriously fed up with it.

    And I’m not angry, so don’t go shooting your jizz everywhere thinking that you ruffled some feathers. I’m just telling you now that it would be wise of you to stop saying things online to people that you would be too cowardly to say to their face. And that includes everyone here. And if, by chance, you would be as foolish in person as you are in cyberspace, then you really need to fuck off and head elsewhere. Seriously dude, this ain’t the time or place. Douchebag.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #168 - September 12, 2013, 02:47 PM
    I'm afraid he will never get to read your post, HM.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #169 - September 12, 2013, 03:28 PM
    Good
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #170 - September 12, 2013, 11:20 PM
    Quote from: selltek on September 08, 2013, 11:49 PM
    I am not arrogant. I am just honest.


    He has gone? Lol Don't now think he was seeker but it is someone from the past, though even that character was way more multi-dimensional than this one. It was whn he wrote the above line to a reply of mine a few days back, I read that and thought I'd write - Bully for you, now fuck off - was really tired and thought fuck it, can't be asked.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #171 - September 13, 2013, 12:22 AM
    Quote from: happymurtad on September 12, 2013, 02:02 PM
    Now is not the fucking time dude, and this is not the fucking place. Whatever the hell is going on in your world that requires you to want to get a rise out of being a completely disrespectful, obtuse moron, you need to take it somewhere else.

    Several times now you’ve deliberately disrespected people on this forum, particularly our women, and you’ve even shown your ass to new comers. This is meant to be a safe place for individuals, many of whom may be going through serious and challenging times. If you are going through something, we can talk about it here. But you just posting insulting nonsense every day is not going to happen. Get it?

    What you think is a funny, quick, internet rise can have serious consequences for real people. I’m seriously fed up with it.

    And I’m not angry, so don’t go shooting your jizz everywhere thinking that you ruffled some feathers. I’m just telling you now that it would be wise of you to stop saying things online to people that you would be too cowardly to say to their face. And that includes everyone here. And if, by chance, you would be as foolish in person as you are in cyberspace, then you really need to fuck off and head elsewhere. Seriously dude, this ain’t the time or place. Douchebag.



     Even when you're worked up, you're more eloquent than I could ever hope to be.  thnkyu
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #172 - September 13, 2013, 04:53 PM
    ^ I concur. That was magnificent!
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #173 - September 15, 2013, 10:14 PM
    WTF happened?

    Seeker and I were getting on so well.

    We both had the same mentality.

    'Wher did I go wrong? I lost a friend......da,da,da,.....how to save a life...'

     Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #174 - September 16, 2013, 08:28 PM
    Seeker? You mean Selltek? Seeker hasn't gone has he... I joined because of him and never ended up talking to him really.
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #175 - September 16, 2013, 08:42 PM
    Quote from: Jedi on September 15, 2013, 10:14 PM
    WTF happened?

    Seeker and I were getting on so well.

    We both had the same mentality.

    'Wher did I go wrong? I lost a friend......da,da,da,.....how to save a life...'

     Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry


    Must have been a very special kind of friendship...you know, the kind where you can't even remember their name.  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #176 - September 17, 2013, 09:14 AM
    Quote from: Jibbs on September 16, 2013, 08:28 PM
    Seeker? You mean Selltek? Seeker hasn't gone has he... I joined because of him and never ended up talking to him really.


    Some people think Seeker and selltek are one and the same.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #177 - September 17, 2013, 02:05 PM
    I'm pretty certain they were not. Seeker, I'll defend your honor here.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #178 - September 17, 2013, 02:09 PM
    Ditto.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #179 - September 20, 2013, 07:08 PM
    DYING I would not have the balls to say that to my family. As the thread progress I am assuming Op is troll tho
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