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  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #120 - September 10, 2013, 05:23 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 10, 2013, 05:07 PM
    You are right, man was far too complimentary.  Boy it is.   Afro


    So you're a Moroccan girl? Fayen al 3ayla, emdakhma m3a rasek?

    Yeezevee, what's the difference between a boy and a man, is it physiological? Is one superior than the other? Which of them do you value most?
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #121 - September 10, 2013, 05:33 PM
    Girl?  no.  Woman? yes. emdakhma?  no, that would be you.  I can tell the difference between a used handkerchief and a female.

    I suppose though, this is the part where I join in, and accuse you of being a son of the market, and you can maybe call me a donkey, and then I can say your mum's pussy, and then we can really feel like we are ethnically bonding.   Afro

    I'm just not going to type it using English letters, since I actually suck at that.  Grin

     
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #122 - September 10, 2013, 05:42 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 10, 2013, 05:33 PM
    Girl?  no.  Woman? yes. emdakhma?  no, that would be you.  I can tell the difference between a used handkerchief and a female.

    I suppose though, this is the part where I join in, and accuse you of being a son of the market, and you can maybe call me a donkey, and then I can say your mum's pussy, and then we can really feel like we are ethnically bonding.   Afro

    I'm just not going to type it using English letters, since I actually suck at that.  Grin

     


    Just wanted to confirm. .. lol. Emdakhma is "you all right m8?" In Tanjerino.

    So what's the difference between a girl and a woman, and are you an unused handkerchief?

  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #123 - September 10, 2013, 05:51 PM
    Weird, I'm from Larache, emdakhma means confused/jumbled up mentally.  As in, are you mixed up/jumbled up in your head?

    It doesn't mean...are you alright mate. 

    Also, seriously, am I a used up handkerchief?

    Are you a full pack of condoms that your dad forgot to buy in the store? 

    Are you that old pair of socks I threw away last week?

    Are we playing "guess what I am" motherfucker?

    I only came on this thread to remind myself why there are so few Moroccan ex muslims on here.  I have been reminded.

    Now I am gone.   Smiley

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #124 - September 10, 2013, 06:05 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 10, 2013, 05:51 PM
    Weird, I'm from Larache, emdakhma means confused/jumbled up mentally.  As in, are you mixed up/jumbled up in your head?

    It doesn't mean...are you alright mate. 

    Also, seriously, am I a used up handkerchief?

    Are you a full pack of condoms that your dad forgot to buy in the store? 

    Are you that old pair of socks I threw away last week?

    Are we playing "guess what I am" motherfucker?

    I only came on this thread to remind myself why there are so few Moroccan ex muslims on here.  I have been reminded.

    Now I am gone.   Smiley




    I think you confused emdoukha with emdakhma. The former is what you said, the latter is "you alright m8?".
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #125 - September 10, 2013, 06:11 PM
    And this is why I don't like English letters for speaking Moroccan.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #126 - September 10, 2013, 06:22 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 10, 2013, 06:11 PM
    And this is why I don't like English letters for speaking Moroccan.




    Are you a closet apostate? Does your family know you apostatised?

    I promise I won't tell.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #127 - September 10, 2013, 07:29 PM
    "I left Morocco years ago.

    I don't say that women are slaves, women are free. I would compare women to the cars of the future, with radars and maybe even artificial intelligence. It is still your property and under your control, but it can have some autonomy when for example you doze off in a car and it uses the radar system to pull off to the road side, or slow down when you approach a car from behind, cruise control, etc..."

    :S how would you still control her? Unless your in a religious marriage you don't control shit, its a mutual relationship she controls you as much you control her. If these are genuinely your view you should probably stick with strictly practicing women, cos your in for a shock if you think your going to own and control your fucking wife.

    "And when I decide to settle down, I would prefer a 0 km car."

    Lol You're not a virgin, but you want a virgin? I'm guessing you wouldn't mind taking a woman's virginity and tossing her aside, for no one else within your culture to want to marry that handkerchief you used. If you don't think that is wrong you need a boot in your face. So with your analogy You yourself are a used handkerchief, loads of women have wiped their ars with you, why should a woman with a clean face want to wipe it with a shit covered handkerchief?!

    "The handkerchiefs are prostitutes, they are cheap and you use and throw"

    Well the problem with the handkerchief comparison, nobody uses anyone else's used tissues, most people use it one and throw it away. To say that after one person has "used" or "blown their load"  in a clean handkerchief she's not worthy of keeping and can be thrown away, she has lost her value. When dickheads like you have taken that fucking value. If you used someone else;s future wife, why can't someone else use your future wife?

    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #128 - September 10, 2013, 08:48 PM
    Quote from: Jibbs on September 10, 2013, 07:29 PM
    "I left Morocco years ago.

    I don't say that women are slaves, women are free. I would compare women to the cars of the future, with radars and maybe even artificial intelligence. It is still your property and under your control, but it can have some autonomy when for example you doze off in a car and it uses the radar system to pull off to the road side, or slow down when you approach a car from behind, cruise control, etc..."

    :S how would you still control her? Unless your in a religious marriage you don't control shit, its a mutual relationship she controls you as much you control her. If these are genuinely your view you should probably stick with strictly practicing women, cos your in for a shock if you think your going to own and control your fucking wife.

    "And when I decide to settle down, I would prefer a 0 km car."

    Lol You're not a virgin, but you want a virgin? I'm guessing you wouldn't mind taking a woman's virginity and tossing her aside, for no one else within your culture to want to marry that handkerchief you used. If you don't think that is wrong you need a boot in your face. So with your analogy You yourself are a used handkerchief, loads of women have wiped their ars with you, why should a woman with a clean face want to wipe it with a shit covered handkerchief?!

    "The handkerchiefs are prostitutes, they are cheap and you use and throw"

    Well the problem with the handkerchief comparison, nobody uses anyone else's used tissues, most people use it one and throw it away. To say that after one person has "used" or "blown their load"  in a clean handkerchief she's not worthy of keeping and can be thrown away, she has lost her value. When dickheads like you have taken that fucking value. If you used someone else;s future wife, why can't someone else use your future wife?


    How would I control her? I am an alpha male. My brain is hard wired to be the dominant figure in the clan. I establish and impose my dominance from the beginning. If they don't accept this they are free to go, after I blow my...

    I don't care if she is deflowered or not and I have never deflowered a girl. Now, I don't want a used car to be my car for the rest of my life. There lots of men that don't care and don't value "virginity", I do. Can you blame me? There is a solution for everything my dear Jibbs. I just want a new car because I can afford one.

    You cannot compare me to a handkerchief, handkerchief are not alpha.

    There are those tissue handkerchiefs and then the cloth ones the old people use that can be washed. I will refer to this latter kind when I say handkerchief.

    You are assuming that everyone values the same things. This is where you are wrong. Some people value used handkerchiefs and other don't. She can lose her value in someone's eyes and gain value from someone else all at the same time. There's always a solution.

    They can't use my future wife because I value virginity. Other don't. You see? There is nothing wrong.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #129 - September 10, 2013, 08:54 PM
    No you're just being a hypocrite, why do you value her virginity, but you will stick your dick in as many women that will let you, it is unfair, why does she have to get an old rusty car with possible driving related ailments when you get this car fresh out the showroom. Why is it ok to poke your gearstick around but she can't get poked?

    You value virginity, so want her to be a virgin but you don't mind if she's deflowered :S meaning she's not a virgin.
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #130 - September 10, 2013, 08:55 PM
    You need to get the control bullshit out of your head mate, she is marrying you to be your partner not your dog.

    In all honesty I don't actually know Muslim men that would talk about women the way you do, the religion says they have power over them but they still talk about their wife as their equal counterpart that they would consult on things.
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #131 - September 10, 2013, 08:59 PM
    I’m fairly sure he’s trolling…
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #132 - September 10, 2013, 09:12 PM
    Some women are not like hot cars, they just like hot cars. The number of friends who say that their sex lives improved measurably after buying a gorgeous car.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #133 - September 10, 2013, 10:08 PM
    Quote from: Jibbs on September 10, 2013, 08:54 PM
    No you're just being a hypocrite, why do you value her virginity, but you will stick your dick in as many women that will let you, it is unfair,


    Why is it unfair is the girl is consenting and willing and doesn't value virginity? If it is a temporal thing I don't care. If it is a long term thing like marriage then I care. It also depends on the girl and what she values.

    Quote from: Jibbs on September 10, 2013, 08:54 PM
    why does she have to get an old rusty car with possible driving related ailments when you get this car fresh out the showroom. Why is it ok to poke your gearstick around but she can't get poked?


    She can get poked, she is free to do that and free to chose whom she wills. You can't compare me to a car, that's not fair. I am more like a young wild horse. If you are going to compare me to a car it has to be a Lamborghini Aventador. Now, who would reject a Lambo? Only a stupid woman!

    Quote from: Jibbs on September 10, 2013, 08:54 PM
    You value virginity, so want her to be a virgin but you don't mind if she's deflowered :S meaning she's not a virgin.

     I don't mind if she is deflowered such us by accident or masturbating, but not by another man.

    Quote from: Jibbs on September 10, 2013, 08:55 PM
    You need to get the control bullshit out of your head mate, she is marrying you to be your partner not your dog.


    I can't. It is hard wired into my brain. I am an alpha male, the leader of the pack. It is genetic, it's nature.

    Quote from: Jibbs on September 10, 2013, 08:55 PM
    In all honesty I don't actually know Muslim men that would talk about women the way you do, the religion says they have power over them but they still talk about their wife as their equal counterpart that they would consult on things.


    I am not a religious man and I don't care about what others value. I like to dominate, and I dominate. Not everyone is equal, I am sorry. We might think that we are all equal, but we are not.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #134 - September 10, 2013, 10:31 PM
    Maybe you can post a picture on the picture thread mr lambourghini, don't forget the body work don't just want to see the head lights, make sure your clothes are not 2/10
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #135 - September 10, 2013, 11:03 PM
    Just gonna leave this here...

    Quote
    Real "alphas" are dominant, yet gentle and kind, charismatic and secure, the "wannabes" are aggressive, overbearing and arrogant. They are insecure people.
    A real "alpha" has earned influence through his integrity, respect and wisdom which leads others to give him greatness, because of these good qualities he is seen
    as a person who can be trusted and others naturally look up to him to provide leadership.
    A real "alpha male" is irresistible to women, they are attracted by his talents and success, he treats them nice yet never sees it as an opportunity to be promiscuous, if you can't keep your "thing" in check and enjoy bedding every woman you come across -- having no self control over your cock, and you think that makes  you alpha, you better think again, you are only a jerk.


  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #136 - September 10, 2013, 11:09 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 10, 2013, 05:07 PM
    You are right, man was far too complimentary.  Boy it is.   Afro


    I beat you to it  Wink
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #137 - September 10, 2013, 11:29 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on September 10, 2013, 11:03 PM
    Just gonna leave this here...



    And who is this authority?

    He clearly doesn't know what an alpha male is...
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #138 - September 10, 2013, 11:33 PM
     Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #139 - September 10, 2013, 11:34 PM
    Oh selltek. Don't ever leave this site, you amuse me.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #140 - September 11, 2013, 10:05 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 10, 2013, 11:34 PM
    Oh selltek. Don't ever leave this site, you amuse me.


    Thanks for confirming my alphaness.

    Quote from: Jibbs on September 10, 2013, 10:31 PM
    Maybe you can post a picture on the picture thread mr lambourghini, don't forget the body work don't just want to see the head lights, make sure your clothes are not 2/10


    I am an ex Muslim and so I have to be very careful not to reveal my identity. If you come to Belgium we can meet and I'll give you a ride on dat Lambo, younowwatImean?.gif wink, wink....? If you say no then you got to see a doctor.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #141 - September 11, 2013, 10:13 AM
    Quote from: selltek on September 11, 2013, 10:05 AM
    Thanks for confirming my alphaness.



     Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #142 - September 11, 2013, 10:15 AM
    Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.  cool2
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #143 - September 11, 2013, 10:37 AM
    Notice how he's completely oblivious to the fact that if you have to convince people you're an alpha male you're not an alpha male?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #144 - September 11, 2013, 12:23 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 11, 2013, 10:15 AM
    Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.  cool2


    Thank's for reminding me not to argue with QSE.


    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 11, 2013, 10:37 AM
    Notice how he's completely oblivious to the fact that if you have to convince people you're an alpha male you're not an alpha male?


    You paint paint your nails, your foolish opinions are invalid. I am not convincing anyone, I am merely stating facts.

    Also, I'll take my Moroccan pussy's advice and refrain from arguing with you.

    I am alpha and that's a fact.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #145 - September 11, 2013, 12:37 PM
     popcorn
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #146 - September 11, 2013, 03:15 PM
    Dude's totally trolling. Proof positive here of de-evolution.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #147 - September 11, 2013, 03:25 PM
    Clearly only looking for the attention he obviously isn't getting elsewhere. And I suppose we're feeding it to him by responding. I reckon it won't be long before he gets himself smitten or banned, which I'm sure he'll wear like a delinquent teenager's badge of honor.

    In the mean time though, I've been going back through and reading all of his posts with the Borat accent. It's much more amusing and fitting that way. "I'm ze alpha male, yais. Bery naisse."

  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #148 - September 11, 2013, 03:36 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 11, 2013, 10:37 AM
    Notice how he's completely oblivious to the fact that if you have to convince people you're an alpha male you're not an alpha male?


    Lol alongside being oblivious to who my advice was targeting Grin

    Spare yourself the headache here, it's a troll, but even digesting this sort of thinking knowing it's a troll, is still going to give you brain damage.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • I shocked my family on Sunday
     Reply #149 - September 11, 2013, 03:43 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on September 11, 2013, 03:25 PM
    Clearly only looking for the attention he obviously isn't getting elsewhere. And I suppose we're feeding it to him by responding. I reckon it won't be long before he gets himself smitten or banned, which I'm sure he'll wear like a delinquent teenager's badge of honor.

    In the mean time though, I've been going back through and reading all of his posts with the Borat accent. It's much more amusing and fitting that way. "I'm ze alpha male, yais. Bery naisse."




    I am sorry I took all the attention away from you, please don't cry.

    I have been a member here for a long time and haven't posted in almost a year. I am just being real and me, you mad? Yeah you mad cuz. LOL.
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