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 Topic: The Drunk Thread

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1050 - August 27, 2011, 01:50 AM
    Thanks Jinn and Tonic, you're really lovely you know.

    Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself  sloshed
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1051 - August 27, 2011, 02:03 AM
    "Dancing With Myself"

    On the floor of Tokyo
    Or down in London town to go, go
    With the record selection
    And the mirror's reflection
    I'm dancing with myself

    When there's no-one else in sight
    In the crowded lonely night
    Well I wait so long
    For my love vibration
    And I'm dancing with myself

    Oh dancing with myself
    Oh dancing with myself
    Well there's nothing to lose
    And there's nothing to prove
    I'll be dancing with myself

    If I looked all over the world
    And there's every type of girl
    But your empty eyes
    Seem to pass me by
    Leave me dancing with myself

    So let's sink another drink
    'Cause it'll give me time to think
    If I had the chance
    I'd ask the world to dance
    And I'll be dancing with myself

    Oh dancing with myself
    Oh dancing with myself
    Well there's nothing to lose
    And there's nothing to prove
    I'll be dancing with myself

    If I looked all over the world
    And there's every type of girl
    But your empty eyes
    Seem to pass me by
    Leave me dancing with myself

    So let's sink another drink
    'Cause it'll give me time to think
    If I had the chance
    I'd ask the world to dance
    And I'll be dancing with myself

    Oh dancing with myself
    Oh dancing with myself
    If I had the chance
    I'd ask the world to dance
    If I had the chance
    I'd ask the world to dance
    If I had the chance
    I'd ask the world to dance

    [Scat]

    Dancing with myself
    Dancing with myself
    Dancing with myself
    Dancing with myself

    If I looked all over the world
    And there's every type of girl
    But your empty eyes
    Seem to pass me by
    Leave me dancing with myself

    So let's sink another drink
    'Cause it'll give me time to think
    If I had the chance
    I'd ask the world to dance
    And I'll be dancing with myself

    Oh dancing with myself
    Oh dancing with myself
    If I had the chance
    I'd ask the world to dance
    If I had the chance
    I'd ask the world to dance
    If I had the chance
    I'd ask the world to dance
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1052 - August 28, 2011, 10:10 PM
    Home made mead is tasteh.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1053 - August 28, 2011, 10:16 PM
    How do you make it? Honey and yeast?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1054 - August 28, 2011, 10:21 PM
    One of my friends make it. He explained the process to me but i've forgotten but fresh honey plays a part and yeast aswell. Ever so helpful, I know. Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1055 - August 28, 2011, 10:23 PM
    As long as it works (and as long as you don't have to do the work) it doesn't matter.

    I've had my fill of booze the last few days. Twas lovely, but an abstemious week beckons.


    I hope.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1056 - August 28, 2011, 10:32 PM
    Not for me.  I am 3 brandys down and fixing for another.   dance

    I might not be able to get to the party tonight, but I can pretend I'm there. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1057 - August 28, 2011, 10:33 PM
    Has anyone drank Balkan 176? Its 88% ABV  wacko
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1058 - August 28, 2011, 10:36 PM
    Never heard of it. I really like Palinka though; plum brandy. It's very smooth, fruity and immobilising.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1059 - August 28, 2011, 10:37 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 28, 2011, 10:32 PM
    Not for me.  I am 3 brandys down and fixing for another.   dance

    I might not be able to get to the party tonight, but I can pretend I'm there.  


    drunk doesn't seem to be working tonight
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1060 - August 28, 2011, 10:37 PM
    OMFG, report back when you have.   mysmilie_977

    The strongest drink I ever had has to be weed soaked rum. 

    The rum had weed soaking in it, the weed was taken out and dried, then we drank the rum and smoked the weed.

    vomit <<< toooooo much.  I was totally fucked.

    So like, good luck and all.   Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1061 - August 28, 2011, 10:37 PM
    Quote from: blossom76 on August 28, 2011, 10:37 PM
    drunk doesn't seem to be working tonight


    Not yet, but it soon will be.   dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1062 - August 28, 2011, 10:40 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 28, 2011, 10:37 PM
    Not yet, but it soon will be.   dance


    nope its not happening today

    it had better at the end of september though  grin12
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1063 - August 28, 2011, 10:40 PM
    Feel like singing Greenday now.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1064 - August 28, 2011, 10:43 PM
    somebody try Vimto and vodka and tell me how it goes  dance
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1065 - September 03, 2011, 11:38 PM
    anyone about ya cheese straws?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1066 - September 03, 2011, 11:38 PM
    Quote from: ChinaDoll on August 28, 2011, 10:43 PM
    somebody try Vimto and vodka and tell me how it goes  dance


    you know vimto is an anagram of vomit right?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1067 - September 03, 2011, 11:43 PM
    Quote from: blossom76 on September 03, 2011, 11:38 PM
    you know vimto is an anagram of vomit right?


    Cheesy

    But it's pretty damn good vomit. Tongue

    @ChinaDoll: Hahaha! Awesome idea... need... to... try...this... dance
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1068 - September 08, 2011, 06:38 PM
    1 bottle of beer and two shots of vodka and i can type well.

    cheers
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1069 - September 08, 2011, 06:58 PM
    Hey Lara grin12, My sweet Laaaraaaa!!!!!

    The future dentist,did i ever told you that i brush my teeth 5 times a day, though this will be the seocond time that i will brush my teett so that no one will smeel the berath if i sneal back home.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1070 - September 08, 2011, 07:09 PM
    I just down the second bottle, and. For the first time in my life im enjoying nigerian autotune music and dancing to it.

    This bar is so lame, nobody is there but me and im here watching a boring llive beach football game between Nigeria and brazil.

    At least i can type well, unlike amateurs Grin
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1071 - September 08, 2011, 07:27 PM
    Allow me the space to spam this thread

    After the second bottle i dont think, i need another one

    I cant even get up and walk home. Im gonna have to chill out for a while.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1072 - September 08, 2011, 07:44 PM
    Star beer, I hope.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1073 - September 08, 2011, 07:55 PM
    ^yup, Nigerian Music, Nollywood??? What are you kidding me?, no way in heell am i gonna watch this moviue, i rahter go and stau in my room and stare at the ceiling. That wauy i can create my imaginary movie

    Did i mention mama? I aint no mama's boy, lil girl mysmilie_977

    Quote from: David on September 08, 2011, 07:44 PM
    Star beer, I hope.


    Nope, Guinness Stout
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1074 - September 08, 2011, 07:58 PM
    Ok this is weird, i saw a hijabi female downing a bottle of beer, maybe berbs is right that there is a hope of finding a rebellious muslimah in Nigeria. Pfft... Who am i kidding, my ex drinks like a mofo.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1075 - September 08, 2011, 07:59 PM
    I don't know why Nigerian Guinness is so famous. It's way too sweet for me.

    But if it's doing the business for you...
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1076 - September 08, 2011, 08:04 PM
    Its least bitter, thats why i like drinking it, the worst kinds are the local drinlks like Ogogoro,sapele water and palm wine(its sweet).
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1077 - September 08, 2011, 08:07 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on September 08, 2011, 08:04 PM
    palm wine

    Have you read this? A really trippy book.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1078 - September 08, 2011, 08:09 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on September 08, 2011, 07:58 PM
    Ok this is weird, i saw a hijabi female downing a bottle of beer, maybe berbs is right that there is a hope of finding a rebellious muslimah in Nigeria. Pfft... Who am i kidding, my ex drinks like a mofo.


    its your mum, she watches you  Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1079 - September 08, 2011, 08:10 PM
    Quote from: Lara91 on September 08, 2011, 08:05 PM
    lol k  Cheesy
    I see that you are drunk since you cant spell anymore  Cheesy


    what are you waiting for, go talk to the hijabi Grin


    Nah, she is with somebody, im already out of the bar now, im trying my best to walk like a normal person before i reach home so that i wont cause any suspicion. My sister already hate me because i told her Hjarun Yahhya is a frauuud!!!
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
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