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 Topic: The Drunk Thread

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1140 - September 24, 2011, 06:37 PM

    well im fixing to ride the punani with a tightly packed bowl  grin12


    WTF?   Cheesy Cheesy

    From my side of the pond,  I say again, WTF!  Cheesy


    BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

    So it wasn't only me who noticed this! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    I NEED TO GET DRUNK.

    Or at least TASTE alcohol.

    What the fuck is the use of being a kaafir if I don't? I might as well return to Islam. At least they give me 4 wives and rivers of wine in the afterlife.

    (The translucent bio-lab houries are too creepy for my taste.)


    Yeah ummm... it doesn't have the greatest taste (depending what you drink obviously) but you wanna get tipsy atleast... you missing out son!

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1141 - September 24, 2011, 06:44 PM

    jagerbombs ftw

    taste great and get you drunk ezily
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1142 - September 24, 2011, 06:51 PM

    Shoulda posted here last night. Oh well.

    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1143 - September 24, 2011, 07:17 PM

    Shoulda actually got drunk and posted here last night. Oh well.

    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1144 - September 24, 2011, 07:24 PM

    jagerbombs ftw

    taste great and get you drunk ezily


     Afro
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1145 - September 25, 2011, 01:23 AM

    am I the onl;y one thats been drinking tomite thats at home
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1146 - September 25, 2011, 01:37 AM

    i will get there buddy :p i won't leave u alone

    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1147 - September 25, 2011, 01:41 AM

    well quicker, I'm impatient  Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1148 - September 26, 2011, 04:57 PM

    oud and a
    jagerbombs ftw

    taste great and get you drunk ezily

    Do they? I had 3 and a half yesterday (among a lot of other shit) and apart from the music sounding ridiculously loud and a few stumbles, I was fine.

    Also, I've finally found a beer that doesnt taste like shit. Fosters FTW.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1149 - September 26, 2011, 05:39 PM

    Shoulda posted here last night. Oh well.


    Yep, every time I actually drink. I'm too far from a comp/forget and crash

    Next time.

    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1150 - September 26, 2011, 07:41 PM

    Do they? I had 3 and a half yesterday


    I dunno... jagerbombs don't get me drunk either, I had 2 though and some beer.

    Also, I've finally found a beer that doesnt taste like shit. Fosters FTW.


    Cheesy

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1151 - September 26, 2011, 08:39 PM

    Not drunk, but drinking medicinally.

    I have to move out of my flat this week (after seven years), on top of all sorts of other minor, tedious shit.

    Thank god for beer - two big bottles of Becks, then bed.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1152 - September 26, 2011, 10:04 PM

    Do they? I had 3 and a half yesterday (among a lot of other shit) and apart from the music sounding ridiculously loud and a few stumbles, I was fine.

    Also, I've finally found a beer that doesnt taste like shit. Fosters FTW.


    fosters! are you serious?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1153 - September 26, 2011, 10:13 PM



    001_wub

    Cheesy

    Haha, I love that stuff.

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1154 - September 26, 2011, 10:15 PM

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    001_wub

    Cheesy

    Haha, I love that stuff.


    me too, have you seen the new flavour, "biscotti"
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1155 - September 26, 2011, 10:22 PM

    I've heard of it yeah, but I've only tried Creme Caramel and Original. Smiley

    Man, what I'd do for some coffee and Baileys...

    /Drool

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1156 - September 26, 2011, 10:24 PM

    hot chocolate and baileys is the way mate, get yourself over here for some other delights http://www.facebook.com/BaileysGB?sk=app_7146470109
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1157 - September 26, 2011, 10:28 PM

    Yeah I'm about to do it now, but read this,

    'Yes, I am a non-Muslim aged 18 years and above'

    THAT HAD ME IN STITCHES HAHAHAHA! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1158 - September 26, 2011, 10:43 PM

    You can't get drunk on Baileys.  Ergo it sucks Tongue


    I should have posted here on saturday.  I was wasted and my typing was ridiculous Grin

    I need to start drinking more responsibly though.  I'm such a chav binge drinker on a night out.  Way too much mixing of my drink.  I was so fucking sick the next day.

    From now on I'm sticking to one particular drink through the night, rather than mixing tequila, sambuca, sourz shots, vodka, brandy, and a jagerbomb.....................which tastes nice.

    Still, I was a warrior on the night.  I did not even appear all the drunk...............least i don't think I did.   cool2

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1159 - September 26, 2011, 10:50 PM

    You cannot deny the awesomeness of Baileys and coffee doe. cool2

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1160 - September 26, 2011, 10:57 PM

    Oh, I have done the baileys phase Tongue

    If you are into that taste at the moment try Sheridans too.  I used to love that shit.

     cool2

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1161 - September 26, 2011, 11:00 PM


    An alternative to Baileys:



    South african liqueur, Amarula Cream is made from the exotic Marula fruit. Amarula filled with African spirit of marula fruit, taste the exotic fruit of Africa.

    http://www.amarula.com/



    Love a Baileys / Amarula with crushed ice especially after a big spicy meal.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1162 - September 26, 2011, 11:05 PM

    You can't get drunk on Baileys.  Ergo it sucks Tongue


    I should have posted here on saturday.  I was wasted and my typing was ridiculous Grin

    I need to start drinking more responsibly though.  I'm such a chav binge drinker on a night out.  Way too much mixing of my drink.  I was so fucking sick the next day.

    From now on I'm sticking to one particular drink through the night, rather than mixing tequila, sambuca, sourz shots, vodka, brandy, and a jagerbomb.....................which tastes nice.

    Still, I was a warrior on the night.  I did not even appear all the drunk...............least i don't think I did.   cool2


    baileys is the drink between drinks, its an occasional number
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1163 - September 26, 2011, 11:16 PM

    An alternative to Baileys:

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    South african liqueur, Amarula Cream is made from the exotic Marula fruit. Amarula filled with African spirit of marula fruit, taste the exotic fruit of Africa.

    http://www.amarula.com/



    Love a Baileys / Amarula with crushed ice especially after a big spicy meal.




     Afro

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1164 - September 27, 2011, 08:24 AM

    Another alternative to Baileys, and the coffee's already in it, Fombles.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1165 - September 28, 2011, 03:35 AM

    4 jagerbombs, three double vodka cokes and a doubleshot of jagermeister

    and i'm off to drink more

    FUCKYEAH
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1166 - September 28, 2011, 08:16 AM

    You bastards. Am I the only CEMBer who has never tried alcohol?

    When I do try it, I'll probably start with either Algerian or Persian wine. Because of, you know, the symbolic value.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1167 - September 28, 2011, 09:22 AM

    4 jagerbombs, three double vodka cokes and a doubleshot of jagermeister

    and i'm off to drink more

    FUCKYEAH

    thinkfree watches sc drink his entire student loan

    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1168 - September 28, 2011, 09:54 AM

    my student loan hasn't come through yet, i'm drinking my parent's money

    also my freshers 'week' is a fortnight so i have an excuse
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1169 - September 28, 2011, 12:47 PM

    aahaha i was drunk again last night i feel like such an alcoholic  mysmilie_977 apparently I'm really wise when I'm drunk! But I gotta say its pretty humiliating :( but its just so fun , thankfully I haven't done anything too reckless .

    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
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