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 Topic: The Drunk Thread

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1110 - September 16, 2011, 07:24 PM
    Im saving this because im going to get drunk like a mofo soon.

    I hope i will stick to Lounge and Rant.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1111 - September 16, 2011, 07:43 PM
    Two shots of JD and a bottle of beer. I think that will be enough.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1112 - September 16, 2011, 07:48 PM


    Islay inspired take on Black Label is strong, smoky, peaty. Definitely worth a look.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1113 - September 16, 2011, 07:51 PM
    I cant see the pic :(
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1114 - September 16, 2011, 07:57 PM
    It's Johnnie Walker Double Black.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1115 - September 16, 2011, 08:02 PM
    Oh, Afro
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1116 - September 16, 2011, 08:09 PM
    Shiit, i didnt realize i have made 2004 posts, but who fucking cares, its just a fuyckin numbers
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1117 - September 16, 2011, 08:11 PM
    Ice-cold Pilsner Urquell.

    Working tomorrow, so can't join Naija talking drunken shit all night.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1118 - September 16, 2011, 08:16 PM
    Oooh, men. That sucks

    Im on downing the second bottle and already bit drunk. It sucks i cant have somebody to get drunk with and this waitress has a padding for the pounding but this aint best time to hit her up

    Fuck me, those guys just brought a hooker with a big butt and i dont do hookers finmad
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1119 - September 16, 2011, 08:21 PM
    The best thing i can do is to stare at her thighs and butt like a pervert while the guys are trying to b play nice  while they are drunk

    How do you act like a nice guy while you are drunk? Thinking hard
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1120 - September 16, 2011, 08:23 PM
    And FFS, u dont pour beer on a glass bottle,u drink it from the bottle.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1121 - September 16, 2011, 08:24 PM
    leave
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1122 - September 16, 2011, 08:29 PM
    This dude just brought three BBWs into the bar, how is he gonna screw them all? I bet they are just here to scam him for a drink and leave his drunk black ass, cuz he doesnt look like one that will screw them all. Nah he is too skinny for that shit.

    Gosh, why am i being so judgemental?
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1123 - September 16, 2011, 08:33 PM
    @Blosson: good idea, cuz im leaving the bar, before i spend all my hard earned cash before i give in to lust
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1124 - September 16, 2011, 08:45 PM
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DkTfGCe3dZ1A&v=kTfGCe3dZ1A&gl=GB

    Dr. Dre - Fuckin With Dre Day
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1125 - September 16, 2011, 08:50 PM
    Good thing im aware of whats going on around me and its seeems to be only me walking down the road. No one is seeinbg me staggering around.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1126 - September 16, 2011, 08:54 PM
    Why is billy's name in blue colour?
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1127 - September 16, 2011, 09:03 PM
    I think im gonna need pizza before i go home.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1128 - September 16, 2011, 09:05 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on September 16, 2011, 08:54 PM
    Why is billy's name in blue colour?

    Because you've had one too many drinks.  Wink
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1129 - September 16, 2011, 09:10 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on September 16, 2011, 08:16 PM
    i dont do hookers

    Good.



    One more beer and I'm going to bed. Really.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1130 - September 16, 2011, 09:20 PM
    ^AIDS is real, thats why i dont do them, there is a chance you rubber might tear.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1131 - September 16, 2011, 09:23 PM
    And there was I hoping you might be a romantic at heart.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1132 - September 16, 2011, 09:34 PM
    Oh yeah, im romantic at heart, i just rarely show that side, it takes a lot for one to see that because im a very proud man and i shell up, its only two people in IRL that pass through that shell, thats because i let  em,one has betrayed me though.

    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on September 16, 2011, 09:05 PM
    Because you've had one too many drinks.  Wink


    You are lucky i cant munch my screen on the phone, i would have save it and show you.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1133 - September 16, 2011, 09:55 PM
    vomit

    Just to remind myself, its gonna be a long long long time before i get drunk like this again.

    Im out, peace]
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1134 - September 16, 2011, 10:09 PM
    well im fixing to ride the punani with a tightly packed bowl  grin12
    is there a stoned thread?
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1135 - September 24, 2011, 07:38 AM
    i'm slightly intoxicated and also slightly depressed. fuck this shit, i'm not usually a depressed drunk -_-
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1136 - September 24, 2011, 02:07 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on September 16, 2011, 10:09 PM
    well im fixing to ride the punani with a tightly packed bowl  grin12



    WTF?   Cheesy Cheesy

    From my side of the pond,  I say again, WTF!  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1137 - September 24, 2011, 02:29 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on September 16, 2011, 10:09 PM
    is there a stoned thread?

    Or a hungover thread?

    Ouch.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1138 - September 24, 2011, 02:43 PM
    not had a sober day this past week

    freshers ftw
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1139 - September 24, 2011, 02:45 PM
    I NEED TO GET DRUNK.

    Or at least TASTE alcohol.

    What the fuck is the use of being a kaafir if I don't? I might as well return to Islam. At least they give me 4 wives and rivers of wine in the afterlife.

    (The translucent bio-lab houries are too creepy for my taste.)
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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