Still not drunk

Last time I tried emptying a bottle of Dwear's on an empty stomach it ended up badly...
Don't worry I just had two homemade mini-pizzas.

lol ras where the fuck is that avatar from?
IA how about shots? Surely you get drunk on those?
I haven't gone to a bar/pub in ages. But last time I had vodka shots I did get drunk.
Once my friend and I met two Ukrainian girls at a bar in Sharm El-Sheikh, Egypt. They were very friendly and they said they wanted to "come back to our hotel rooms" after the bar. I'm assuming by that they meant they wanted to have sex. Anyway, we started drinking. My friend and I ordered cocktails. They started taking shots of vodka and tequila like they were chocolate milk. I swear they each drank 5/6 shots in less than half an hour and they weren't slightly drunk. So my friend and I felt insecure and started drinking shots. We woke up 4 hours later on the pavement outside the night club with our driving licences missing. We spoke with the bouncers and they told us they took them so that they could make sure we come back and pay. The girl that was "with me" was the hottest girl I ever had a realistic chance to sleep with.
