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 Topic: The Drunk Thread

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #450 - June 15, 2010, 07:38 PM

    First time on shots? Try a Jenga bomb Wink

    I've had a totally shit day today; I feel like having a drink. But I don't want to get into a habit of drinking when upset.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #451 - June 15, 2010, 07:57 PM

    hey girl you fin oh we've already done this routine

    never mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #452 - June 20, 2010, 05:28 AM

    Hey! Finally I remember to post in here when I'm getting drunk. Not exactly fully drunk yet but just getting buzzed. Tonight I am trying out Captain Morgan Lime Bite with Coke... it's really pretty good.

    I've noticed as I try different types of alcohol they get me different kinds of drunk. This one is not bad. Not my favorite though.

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #453 - June 20, 2010, 05:47 AM

    Man, Sexy Bitch always makes me want to dance, but ESPECIALLY when I'm drinking

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #454 - June 20, 2010, 05:52 AM

    Hmm not many people online, sucks being all alone on the west coast :(

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #455 - June 20, 2010, 06:24 AM

    Oh well it's all over now. I took my last sip awhile ago, and if I keep drinking I'll just end up passing out lol. So it's wearing off now.

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #456 - June 20, 2010, 09:56 AM

    Man, Sexy Bitch always makes me want to dance, but ESPECIALLY when I'm drinking


    I like that song too, especially when girls sing along with it in the club  grin12
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #457 - July 04, 2010, 11:57 AM

    Holy mother of God. I was doing shots of gin at my friends' place last night and had a shot too many. Went back home as soon as I got to the club and passed out.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #458 - July 04, 2010, 12:07 PM

    I'd like to add that I'm still slightly intoxicated. =\
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #459 - July 04, 2010, 04:11 PM


    Thank God I haven't had access to the internet the last two weeks or I would have been making a spectacle of myself here!

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #460 - July 04, 2010, 04:12 PM

    Damn our misfortune Grin

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #461 - July 04, 2010, 04:15 PM

    Thank God I haven't had access to the internet the last two weeks


    Why not? Locked up?

    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #462 - July 04, 2010, 04:17 PM


    I've been in Wales and Liverpool getting wasted. Off to the south-west next week. We actually have a summer on our hands here! Can't sleep at night because its so hot kind of summer! Opening of Apocoplypse Now 'Shit, Saigon' type summer!

    (OK, maybe not that hot, but you get the idea)


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #463 - July 04, 2010, 04:20 PM

    Can't sleep at night because its so hot kind of summer! Opening of Apocoplypse Now 'Shit, Saigon' type summer!

    Get a portable ac for your bedroom - works wonders Afro

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #464 - July 04, 2010, 04:22 PM

    Get a portable ac for your bedroom - works wonders Afro



    Or a fair maiden with a big palm leaf.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #465 - July 04, 2010, 04:25 PM

    I been wantin to get a couple of those for a while now, for summer power outages and such.

    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #466 - July 04, 2010, 05:31 PM

    can people who are stoned write here too Huh? or is that haram?

    Just look at the sun and the moon, rotating around the earth perfectly! Out of all the never ending space in the universe, the sun and moon ended up close to earth rotating around it perfectly.!!

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #467 - July 04, 2010, 05:34 PM

    *throws rocks at Bardhi*

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #468 - July 04, 2010, 05:40 PM

     Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #469 - July 04, 2010, 06:06 PM

    Buncha lushes...  cheers

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #470 - July 06, 2010, 10:11 PM

    I just drank two thirds of a 350cl bottle of Southern Comfort 35% and I'm not even slightly tipsy. That's straight with little ice.

    This fuckin sucks man. The parents are away for one fucking day and this is my first chance to get drunk in a long time. Seriously, I'm not bragging, I think I have something wrong with my body.

    I will finish the bottle and report back to you. If I don't start singing by the time I finish it, I will give up on all future attempts at getting drunk. Fuck.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #471 - July 06, 2010, 10:31 PM

    ^^ This guy is my hero.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #472 - July 06, 2010, 10:54 PM

    I don't wanna be a hero. I just wanna get drunk like normal people do. I wish I was a lightweight.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #473 - July 06, 2010, 11:02 PM

    I just drank two thirds of a 350cl bottle of Southern Comfort 35% and I'm not even slightly tipsy. That's straight with little ice.

    This fuckin sucks man. The parents are away for one fucking day and this is my first chance to get drunk in a long time. Seriously, I'm not bragging, I think I have something wrong with my body.

    I will finish the bottle and report back to you. If I don't start singing by the time I finish it, I will give up on all future attempts at getting drunk. Fuck.


    Last time I tried emptying a bottle of Dwear's on an empty stomach it ended up badly... 

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #474 - July 06, 2010, 11:04 PM

    lol ras where the fuck is that avatar from? Grin

    IA how about shots? Surely you get drunk on those?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #475 - July 06, 2010, 11:07 PM

    First time on shots? Try a Jenga bomb Wink

    I've had a totally shit day today; I feel like having a drink. But I don't want to get into a habit of drinking when upset.


    When I'm upset or depressed I really try to stay away from drinking vodka straight.  It doesn't sooth me, it gives me homicidal urges if anything and makes me quite tired after taking even more.

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #476 - July 07, 2010, 12:04 AM

    Still not drunk  Cry


    Last time I tried emptying a bottle of Dwear's on an empty stomach it ended up badly... 

    Don't worry I just had two homemade mini-pizzas.




    lol ras where the fuck is that avatar from? Grin

    IA how about shots? Surely you get drunk on those?

    I haven't gone to a bar/pub in ages. But last time I had vodka shots I did get drunk.
    Once my friend and I met two Ukrainian girls at a bar in Sharm El-Sheikh, Egypt. They were very friendly and they said they wanted to "come back to our hotel rooms" after the bar. I'm assuming by that they meant they wanted to have sex. Anyway, we started drinking. My friend and I ordered cocktails. They started taking shots of vodka and tequila like they were chocolate milk. I swear they each drank 5/6 shots in less than half an hour and they weren't slightly drunk. So my friend and I felt insecure and started drinking shots. We woke up 4 hours later on the pavement outside the night club with our driving licences missing. We spoke with the bouncers and they told us they took them so that they could make sure we come back and pay. The girl that was "with me" was the hottest girl I ever had a realistic chance to sleep with.  Cry
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #477 - July 07, 2010, 12:21 AM

    I never quite understood this fascination and love many Arabs seem to have for whiskey....

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #478 - July 07, 2010, 12:26 AM

     Cheesy

    You're right. All my dad's friends prefer whisky. Most of them never tried vodka.

    BTW, I'm drinking a rum-based liqueur.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #479 - July 07, 2010, 12:36 AM

    I used to like vodka. now I can't stand it. I did the most stupidest thing the last time I drank it. I filled a mug with warm Prince Igor,,,no fucking ice,,, and just gulped it down on an empty stomach really fast... just a few hours and I puked my brains out. that was like in March I think.
    I don't think I will ever stand the smell or the taste anymore.

    Rum or whiskey for me, I need that kinda-sweet taste to it.
    I haven't drank anything for the last couple of months. But It'll be a looong time before I ever have another hard liquor again!

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    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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