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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #60 - May 08, 2010, 02:32 PM
    Try a sip when you get a chance Spinoza. It'll help break down the barriers. Alternatively you could try food cooked in wine/beer, the alcohol evaporates during the cooking process so you wont actually be drinking alcohol. I broke down my barriers like this. Made it easier to start drinking.

    BTW, is it your birthday?
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    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #61 - May 08, 2010, 02:35 PM
    Yes, how did you know?! Wink

    It's a shame my family is so extremist we don't celebrate birthdays. Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #62 - May 08, 2010, 02:38 PM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on May 08, 2010, 04:34 AM
    Puking is my ultimate weakness. There's nothing that I hate more. Not even getting kicked in the balls. I can only get half-drunk, the maximum I can get through is 3 bottles of beer and a mug of vodka in one night. When I puke, I NEVER continue drinking. I just start puking an puking until my stomach is completely empty.... and I still keep puking nothing!  vomit I can get rid of the hangover really fast by just drinking a lot of water. But my upset stomach lasts for days. I tried training my body for months to tolerate alcohol, but no progress at all.

    And thats why I stick with weed. It takes you as high as you want go, and land safely back to Earth.  Chilling

    Cheap lager doesn't agree with me - it has a tendency to make me feel bloated and sick before I'm able to get drunk. Try a few things in moderation (not in the same drinking session!) and you'll find what you like. My best advice is that once you feel tipsy just ease back, slow your drinking right down or intersperse your drinks with non-alcoholic ones to replenish lost fluids. If you start feeling slightly sick don't carry on drinking hoping it will pass, just go grab some fresh air and sip water slowly for a while.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #63 - May 08, 2010, 02:39 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on May 08, 2010, 02:25 PM
    Well I don't particularly want to drink, I just want to get drunk. There must be a way we can split this, you do the drinking and I do the drunk-ing. Tongue


     Thinking hard but...how...HOW is this possible? Are you suggesting supernatural means?
    Wait, there is a simple answer to this.

    Sounds good. You pay.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #64 - May 08, 2010, 02:41 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on May 08, 2010, 02:35 PM
    Yes, how did you know?! Wink

    It's a shame my family is so extremist we don't celebrate birthdays. Tongue

    Happy Birthday then! hppybday party! fest42

    Sucks about your family. Means more cake for you though Tongue
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #65 - May 08, 2010, 02:43 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on May 08, 2010, 02:39 PM
    Thinking hard but...how...HOW is this possible? Are you suggesting supernatural means?
    Wait, there is a simple answer to this.

    Sounds good. You pay.

    Anal injections? Apparently that gets you drunk faster and no drinking is required Cheesy
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #66 - May 08, 2010, 02:44 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on May 08, 2010, 02:35 PM
    Yes, how did you know?! Wink

    It's a shame my family is so extremist we don't celebrate birthdays. Tongue


    Lol the birthday thing is so stupid.  My family celebrate it but don't cut the cake, how stupid.
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #67 - May 08, 2010, 02:45 PM
     Cheesy

    You could also inject it straight into your blood. wacko
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #68 - May 08, 2010, 03:04 PM
    Quote from: Pariah on May 08, 2010, 02:44 PM
    Lol the birthday thing is so stupid.  My family celebrate it but don't cut the cake, how stupid.


    What do they do with the cake then?  Huh?  Wink
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #69 - May 08, 2010, 03:13 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on May 08, 2010, 03:04 PM
    What do they do with the cake then?  Huh?  Wink

    The cake is a lie (of the kufaar). Cutting it is bidah.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #70 - May 08, 2010, 03:14 PM
    Everything is haram or bidah in Islam! mysmilie_977

    To hell with the hardcore Muslims who say you can have fun in Islam.
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #71 - May 08, 2010, 03:26 PM
    Ephemeral, try a non-alcoholic beer first. Sounds like you don't know what those drinks tase like Wink
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    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #72 - May 08, 2010, 04:36 PM
    Let's dance now.... Or I keel u! sloshed
    ...
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #73 - May 08, 2010, 05:21 PM
    It's finally nice weather! (Well, better than 5th of may. It actually snowed.) It's time for a glass of red wine with my friends! Outside! And I made it myself! (Not the weather nor my friends, but the red wine. Hee he.) 19 degrees celsius and sun! Wee!  sloshed
    Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #74 - May 08, 2010, 06:45 PM
    Quote from: Lynx on May 08, 2010, 05:21 PM
    It's finally nice weather! (Well, better than 5th of may. It actually snowed.) It's time for a glass of red wine with my friends! Outside! And I made it myself! (Not the weather nor my friends, but the red wine. Hee he.) 19 degrees celsius and sun! Wee!  sloshed

    Good work on the wine! How is it?

    I want a drink, but feeling indecisive.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #75 - May 08, 2010, 07:09 PM
    it's fine. But not exellent. It takes about a month to make it. But it's cheap. It costs approximately 20 pounds, plus 4 kg of sugar. And 23 litres of water. But then you can have friends over for an eternity.  Wink
    Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

    Douglas Adams
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #76 - May 08, 2010, 07:31 PM
    You guys should drink vodka. It gets the job done Afro
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #77 - May 08, 2010, 07:35 PM
    Quote from: Lynx on May 08, 2010, 07:09 PM
    it's fine. But not exellent. It takes about a month to make it. But it's cheap. It costs approximately 20 pounds, plus 4 kg of sugar. And 23 litres of water. But then you can have friends over for an eternity.  Wink

    Sounds great! If I could find the space I'd be tempted to give it a go.

    Quote from: Cool Canadian on May 08, 2010, 07:31 PM
    You guys should drink vodka. It gets the job done Afro

    I never really got into vodka. I have to appreciate the taste of what I'm drinking, which I've never really gotten from vodka.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #78 - May 08, 2010, 07:44 PM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on May 08, 2010, 07:31 PM
    You guys should drink vodka. It gets the job done Afro

    Especially on an empty stomach, gets me tipsy almost instantly. Feels like not once of alcohol is waisted!
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #79 - May 08, 2010, 08:10 PM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on May 08, 2010, 07:44 PM
    Especially on an empty stomach, gets me tipsy almost instantly. Feels like not once of alcohol is waisted!

     Smiley
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #80 - May 08, 2010, 09:04 PM
     dance




  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #81 - May 08, 2010, 09:04 PM
    Ode To Muhammad

    Muhammad is one of the most famous men do have traversed our little globe.

    Muhammad if he had lived today would have befriended Chris brown and commended him on his treatment of Rahinaa. Allah. 4:34 should be tattooed on the lower back of every women to remind man who rides and who is bedridden. Allah. Instead they foolishly tattoo dolphins and butterflies and call it art. By God We will conquer every tattoo parlor until their flash sheets are all replaced with the Ikea catalog. And Sears in assorted North-American cities.


    Muhammad loved women so much at time he couldn't wait for them to grow up. Life took too long, and Muhammad's yearnings, were too strong. Such was his passion for the female race. Let no one say otherwise. He would let Aisha, his beloved, ride his swing set back and forth. And she would cry out with wind blowing in her hair "Harder Muhammad, Push me Harder still" and he of course did as requested. What a man! Let no one say Muhammad did not pander to his wives wishes and quirks. Allah.

    I commend you Muhammad, Soar into the sky. Take us with you. On your heavenly ass. We wait patiently for you to return to us. Land on the airstrip of our hearts. May we be the dust that you walk upon and if lucky the dust you use to clean yourself after a long, hard bout with diarrhea. Allah.

    I sip your nectar Oh Most Sweet one.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #82 - May 08, 2010, 09:05 PM
    brown rum is good, with 7 up good, with coke good, with Kahlua good, lets do it people
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #83 - May 08, 2010, 09:11 PM

    On my second Jamesons. Not getting drunk because I don't want to have a hangover as well as a cold tommorow morning!

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #84 - May 08, 2010, 09:11 PM
    Jamesons? Is that whisky?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #85 - May 08, 2010, 09:13 PM
    Best hangover food?

    Pizza.


    It's so beautiful I might start believing in God again.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #86 - May 08, 2010, 09:15 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 08, 2010, 09:11 PM
    Jamesons? Is that whisky?


    Yeah, smooth Irish whisky.
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #87 - May 08, 2010, 09:17 PM
    I tried really smoky 10 year old single malt scotch. It's nice but I can only drink if I'm really drunk. The shit is too strong otherwise.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #88 - May 08, 2010, 09:40 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 08, 2010, 09:13 PM
    Best hangover food?

    Pizza.
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    It's so beautiful I might start believing in God again.


    That's terrible! Where are all the toppings?!

    I prefer pizza with lots of different types of toppings.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #89 - May 08, 2010, 09:41 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 08, 2010, 09:17 PM
    I tried really smoky 10 year old single malt scotch. It's nice but I can only drink if I'm really drunk. The shit is too strong otherwise.

    I cant have any spirits by themselves. They're too strong for me. Need em in a mixer.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
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