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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1380 - March 05, 2012, 03:08 PM
    So, basically, you turn into harakaat, and then you get nauseas. Perfectly natural reaction.













































     Kiss
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1381 - March 05, 2012, 03:22 PM
     Cheesy

    ily Solara Tongue
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1382 - March 05, 2012, 03:35 PM
    why do I want to turn into harakaat, harakaat is harakaat, paranoid is paranoid, do harakaat get paranoid Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1383 - March 05, 2012, 03:41 PM
    On occasion.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1384 - March 05, 2012, 03:55 PM
    hello there harakaat,do love your post, always frank and straight to the point.I wonder what your post will look like, if your start drinking..
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1385 - March 05, 2012, 04:02 PM
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=10182.msg514851#msg514851
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1386 - March 05, 2012, 04:02 PM
    Quote from: harakaat on March 05, 2012, 03:22 PM
    Cheesy

    ily Solara Tongue


     Muslimah
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1387 - March 05, 2012, 04:04 PM
    Quote from: harakaat on October 07, 2011, 11:27 PM
    I'M DRUJUUUUUUUUUJNMK

    OH MY GDO THIWS ISAWSEOME.


    BECOUSE NO ON E CANN TYPPE LEKI TIHS WEHNN SOEBBER
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1388 - March 05, 2012, 04:12 PM
    Shut up, you've never been drunk, you don't know what it's like Tongue
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1389 - March 05, 2012, 04:21 PM
    Again...  Muslimah
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1390 - March 05, 2012, 05:07 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    good lawd, you make me bawling like madman, my tummy huuuuuurtss, I suspected my family will commit me to hospital again for laughing out loud in middle of night by myself  Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1391 - March 05, 2012, 05:51 PM
    how the hell I miss harakat get drunk I don't know, shoulda frequent this thread more
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1392 - March 05, 2012, 05:59 PM
    Those posts were from months before you signed up!
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1393 - March 05, 2012, 06:16 PM
    yeah, but I do read older thread, how many thread this forum have from what year this forum started?, I think I shouldn't ask this silly question.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1394 - March 05, 2012, 06:51 PM
    No idea how many threads are here, but the forum was started in 2007 I believe. I joined in 2010. I've been here longer than Harakaat, actually.  Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1395 - March 05, 2012, 09:30 PM
    Not that she has the post count to show for it Tongue
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1396 - March 05, 2012, 10:58 PM
    Shattap biatch, you just have no life.  finmad

    Also, you're insulting rora, who's been here longer than me and has fewer posts. She's the best CEMBer.  Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1397 - March 06, 2012, 01:32 AM
    I never shut up on chat though, so that makes up for my post count  Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1398 - March 06, 2012, 01:49 AM
    Aurora+Solara=cute post grin12
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1399 - March 06, 2012, 03:29 AM
    001_wub rora 001_wub
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1400 - March 06, 2012, 03:37 AM
    001_wub solara 001_wub
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1401 - March 06, 2012, 03:54 AM
    awwwwwww cute couple dance
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1402 - March 06, 2012, 04:44 AM
     dance bunny parrot bunny parrot bunny dance
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1403 - March 06, 2012, 05:00 AM
    Are you drunk Solara? Is that why you're posting here? Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1404 - March 06, 2012, 06:01 AM
    she's sunshine drunk wacko
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1405 - March 07, 2012, 02:52 AM
    Quote from: Aurora on March 06, 2012, 05:00 AM
    Are you drunk Solara? Is that why you're posting here? Tongue

     Wink Maybeh...[hiccup]




































    Not really. Muslimah
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1406 - March 07, 2012, 08:28 PM
    I’m a little bit drunk right now. Had 3 pints and an Aftershock. Lots of fun!
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1407 - April 07, 2012, 05:56 PM
    So am going to be hammered tonight. Just drank a quarter of vodka and have a half to go through and 5 grams of cocaine! my wifes out of the city, and basically. Her uncle had a heart-attack, so this gives me a prime opportunity to get high, since she's going to be staying at her sisters house in London.  Am going to feel suicidal and like crap in the morning though. Am really hitting it hard, since I don't get a chance to get drunk and high since the wife is around all the time, so this is something like 9 months or more that am having a serious drink. Am going to be shitting blood in the morning that for sure. Am already swallowing bits of my nose.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1408 - April 07, 2012, 07:50 PM
    really fucked now. am  gonna get a headace. dont do it.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1409 - April 07, 2012, 08:51 PM
    Drinking a whole jug of pina colada is more likely to make you sick than get you drunk.

    I made it to share with a friend, but she didn't drink any because she was driving.

    So I did the honours alone. Yuk.
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