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OP - May 11, 2010, 09:33 PM

Yea... ammm.. true story.

I had some moles on my cock, and since my dermathologist said, an operation would hurt for weeks, and could get complicated because of the sensitive flesh, he would like to use a new cryo treatment.

WELL, long story short, the moles were frozen with -190 degrees... thats right... fucking -190!!! You cant imagine how frikkin cold that is! It got cold, then it stung and then it burned like frikkin chilli sauce was injected right into my dick!

And now the formaly dark moles are white or blue, depending on how horrible their death was.

Why am i writing this here? Because you need to know, this is important news... I cant have sex for 4 weeks now... FOUR WEEKS!! this includes masturbation!

I cant be without sex for 24 hours... how shall i make it 4 weeks?!

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Reply #1 - May 11, 2010, 09:34 PM

Mods, can you sticky this thread, please

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Reply #2 - May 11, 2010, 09:37 PM

If you can't stimulate your penis, you could try to go with stimulating your anus and your prostate

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Reply #3 - May 11, 2010, 09:37 PM

You're gonna have to DigDeep for some will-power dude.

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Reply #4 - May 11, 2010, 09:39 PM

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Reply #5 - May 11, 2010, 09:43 PM

I think i will use this thread as some sort of diary about my abstinence.

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Reply #6 - May 11, 2010, 09:46 PM

Quote from: ateapotist on May 11, 2010, 09:37 PM
You're gonna have to DigDeep for some will-power dude.

Or DigDeep to follow NineBerry's advise.
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Reply #7 - May 11, 2010, 09:47 PM

Wait why did you do this anyways?
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Reply #8 - May 11, 2010, 09:47 PM

Yeah, why dont you buy a vibrator for your backside? It is an erogenous zone, and should sort you out.. let us know how it goes

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Reply #9 - May 11, 2010, 09:52 PM

Sorry about the derail, but this just got me thinking. If God didnt want homosexuals, then why stick an erogenous zone up our backsides?

In fact, I throw the same question to evolution too?

What do you think Nineberry, Ive asked a similar question to this in the past (why does evolution produce homosexuals when they dont reproduce) but didnt hear your opinion

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Reply #10 - May 11, 2010, 10:20 PM

The answer for Allah is simple and straight forward: "it is a test"

The answer for evolution is more complex.

It can be any of or a combination of the following answers (and there can possibly be more):

It is possible that homosexuals actually do reproduce more because of their homosexuality. Homosexuality is seldom exclusive. So, homosexuals in nature could still have sex with the opposite sex and maybe their homosexuality would make them more successful in finding a reproduction mate or would make them more successful in raising their offspring.

It is possible that homosexuals help their close relatives reproduce. This would help the genes that promote homosexuality. An example is ants: Worker ants are sterile, yet they make sure the ant Queen can reproduce. Maybe, genes that promote homosexuality help their own reproduction by creating family members that care for their siblings, nieces and nephews.

It is possible that genes that promote homosexuality are beneficial because they also enhance the chance of survival of some of their carriers (Genes often have more than one effect)

It is possible that genes that promote homosexuality are beneficial because they make some of their carriers more fertile (Genes often have more than one effect). E.g. it could be possible that one of the genes that promote homosexuality in males promotes fertility in females.

It is possible that genes promote homosexuality in some environment but promote something else in another environment.

It is possible that genes that promote homosexuality lead to homosexuality in the presence of some genes and beneficial in the presence of some other genes.

It is possible that genes that promote homosexuality are close to other genes that are beneficial and are therefore most often passed on together with those beneficial genes.

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Reply #11 - May 11, 2010, 10:47 PM

Im not gay

Not that i dont like gays, but my ass stays a virgin!

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Reply #12 - May 11, 2010, 10:49 PM

Quote from: DigDeep on May 11, 2010, 10:47 PM
Im not gay

Not that i dont like gays, but my ass stays a virgin!

No need to get a chilly willy over it.

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Reply #13 - May 11, 2010, 10:56 PM

Quote from: DigDeep on May 11, 2010, 10:47 PM
Im not gay

I didnt say you were - allowing the erogenous zone in your butt excited doesnt say anything about your sexuality..

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Reply #14 - May 11, 2010, 10:59 PM

Oh common DigDeep., it is NOT completely frozen in Liq Nitrogen., did that dermo do that??

IT IS JUST A LOCAL COOLING with Liq N2 wire/tube.,

Did that dermodumbo freeze everything?? If he did it he is a fool.. SUE HIM.. In fact if he did that to you., nothing will be left there.. lol.

So don't worry.. Put some Etidocaine, Levobupivacaine., Lignocaine., Lidocaine., loudacaine .. lol.. whatever cain.. lol., and go for masturbation.,

Your dermo is a dumb guy., In fact he should have told you to do more times. it will heal quicker as blood flow increases.. l

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Reply #15 - May 11, 2010, 11:04 PM

Quote from: DigDeep on May 11, 2010, 10:47 PM
Im not gay

Not that i dont like gays, but my ass stays a virgin!

You should try it. That has nothing to do with homosexuality

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Reply #16 - May 11, 2010, 11:09 PM

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Reply #17 - May 11, 2010, 11:48 PM

DigDeep you CANNOT go that long without wanking. It's dangerous. Firstly, in a couple days you will not be able to consentrate on work or anything productive. If you attempt the 4 weeks one of three things will happen, You will turn impotent, you will turn gay, your testicles will literally explode or worse, all three. You need to suck it up and pump through the pain. Hell I did it 2 days after a vasectomy and one day after and using a broken elbow. You can do this! you really have no choice.

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Reply #18 - May 12, 2010, 12:52 AM

Quote from: IsLame on May 11, 2010, 10:56 PM
I didnt say you were - allowing the erogenous zone in your butt excited doesnt say anything about your sexuality..

Just because your uncle told you that doesn't make it true.

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Reply #19 - May 12, 2010, 01:03 AM

Quote from: IsLame on May 11, 2010, 09:52 PM
Sorry about the derail, but this just got me thinking. If God didnt want homosexuals, then why stick an erogenous zone up our backsides?

In fact, I throw the same question to evolution too?

What do you think Nineberry, Ive asked a similar question to this in the past (why does evolution produce homosexuals when they dont reproduce) but didnt hear your opinion

There's a book about sexual orientation and evolution that I want to read: http://www.ucpress.edu/book.php?isbn=9780520260122
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Reply #20 - May 12, 2010, 01:05 AM

Quote from: DigDeep on May 11, 2010, 09:33 PM

Why am i writing this here? Because you need to know, this is important news... ~~I cant have sex for 4 weeks now~~... FOUR WEEKS!! this ~~includes~~ just means masturbation!

You coulda just said this, no need to invent some imaginary sex that you were going to have
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Reply #22 - May 12, 2010, 01:31 AM

I'm trying to invite my dad to this forum. Thanks a lot, DigDeep!

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Reply #23 - May 12, 2010, 01:32 AM

Is your dad open-minded?
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Reply #24 - May 12, 2010, 02:06 AM

He's an awesome guy. I hope he will join the forum soon!

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Reply #25 - May 12, 2010, 02:30 AM

This is so freaking hilarious!!
I wonder what it's like to have a penis

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Reply #26 - May 12, 2010, 06:05 AM

It's pretty awesome.

Moe, I look forward to it.
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Reply #27 - May 12, 2010, 07:23 AM

Hey DigDeep you did not answer my question. Why did you do it in the first place?
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Reply #28 - May 12, 2010, 07:41 AM

Because i wanted them gone... cancer risk and all that stuff.

Besides... first 24 hours without sex... no complications so far.

The crazy will start tonight, because my girlfriend is coming over

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Reply #29 - May 12, 2010, 07:43 AM

Cancer risk? *gulp*

I have a mole on my chest, brown, not really large, but should I have it removed?
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