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  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #60 - May 25, 2010, 09:56 PM
    Ammm, its a bit over 2 weeks now.
    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #61 - May 25, 2010, 10:31 PM
    During those 2 weeks, was your girlfriend living or spending a lot of time with you?
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #62 - May 25, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Well, at the weekends, yes. And yes, it was  tough. We normaly have a quite active sex life... Especialy because we only see each other at the weekends. So... 5 - 6 times a day is quite common.

    And from that to zero is... challanging.
    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #63 - May 25, 2010, 10:40 PM
    Wow hats off to you mate. That's a lot of resolve  Afro
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #64 - May 25, 2010, 10:55 PM
    What about his GF though? 
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #65 - May 25, 2010, 11:00 PM
    I'm assuming he wasn't selfish  Wink
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #66 - May 26, 2010, 06:23 PM
    I figured you would have kept them on..... ribbed for her pleasure and all that
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #67 - May 26, 2010, 06:41 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on May 25, 2010, 10:55 PM
    What about his GF though? 


    If he wants to buy me a ticket to Switzerland, pay for my hotel and give me some walking around money, I'll be more than happy to attend to her physical needs*











    *this doesn't include changing her colostomy bag, that costs extra
    fuck you
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #68 - May 26, 2010, 08:10 PM
    I take care of her... dont worry. I can make her happy, even without my penis!
    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #69 - May 26, 2010, 09:00 PM
    Details, details
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #70 - May 26, 2010, 09:28 PM
    I can refer to the cunnilingus thread if you wanna know more.

    Besides, there are some really great things you can do with your hands/feet/lips/tongue. Not necessarely in that order.
    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #71 - May 26, 2010, 09:35 PM
    Quote from: DigDeep on May 26, 2010, 08:10 PM
    I can make her happy, even without my penis!


    What a coincidence-- that's also BlackDog's motto.

    Quote from: deusvult on May 26, 2010, 09:00 PM
    Details, details


    Probably involves her colostomy bag somehow.
    fuck you
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #72 - May 26, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on May 26, 2010, 09:35 PM
    What a coincidence-- that's also BlackDog's motto.

     Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #73 - May 27, 2010, 06:32 AM
    Quote from: Q-Man on May 26, 2010, 09:35 PM
    What a coincidence-- that's also BlackDog's motto.



     Cheesy Cheesy

    It's funny because it's true Grin
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #74 - May 27, 2010, 07:56 AM
    Does that mean you would even find Sara Jessica Parker attractive?
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #75 - May 27, 2010, 07:58 AM
     Cheesy

    Indeed, SJP looks like ass !
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #76 - May 22, 2011, 07:23 PM
    Okay... since this thread was awesome to begin with... I use it to just talk about myself and how awesome my molefree penis is Tongue

    So... after all, i managed to not have sex for 27 Days... and at the date my doctor told me i was free to have sex again, i rushed home and masturbated like 5 times in a row. (Yes... you can do it with little breaks in between... like 15 - 30 minutes.)

    So, since ex-musilims seem to be professionals when it comes to absitence... i now know a little bit how you guys feel. Without the guilt and fear of hell of course...

    Wow... that was 120 days ago... funny how time rushes.

    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #77 - May 23, 2011, 01:30 AM
    Quote from: DigDeep on May 11, 2010, 09:33 PM
    I had some moles on my cock, and since my dermathologist said, an operation would hurt for weeks, and could get complicated because of the sensitive flesh, he would like to use a new cryo treatment.

    He is lying!! Those weren't moles! Those were genital warts!
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  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #78 - May 23, 2011, 01:34 AM
    Quote from: DigDeep on May 22, 2011, 07:23 PM
    Okay... since this thread was awesome to begin with... I use it to just talk about myself and how awesome my molefree penis is Tongue

    So... after all, i managed to not have sex for 27 Days... and at the date my doctor told me i was free to have sex again, i rushed home and masturbated like 5 times in a row. (Yes... you can do it with little breaks in between... like 15 - 30 minutes.)

    Looks like you got healed after about a year! .  Cheesy
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  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #79 - May 29, 2011, 04:02 AM
    Quote from: DigDeep on May 11, 2010, 10:47 PM
    Im not gay  finmad

    Not that i dont like gays, but my ass stays a virgin!


    Are you sure about that? I hear it's really pleasurable for guys actually, once they get over that idea of it...

    Like would you have a problem with a girl who's sucking you off to stick her finger in there at the ahem.. right moment? You'd literally explode!  Afro

    Just something worth considering while you're in your sorry situation no

    But hey, at least you have boobs to look at and keep you company.
    And everyone loves tits.
    Even straight girls. It's just a law of the universe.  parrot parrot
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #80 - May 29, 2011, 04:28 AM
    Hello zer hopeintheair ^ mind introducing yourself Smiley
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #81 - May 29, 2011, 04:31 AM
    Quote from: DigDeep on May 26, 2010, 09:28 PM
    I can refer to the cunnilingus thread if you wanna know more.

    Besides, there are some really great things you can do with your hands/feet/lips/tongue. Not necessarely in that order.


    Where is this amazing thread you speak of?!  Cheesy

    I haven't had some of that in... ugh, 3 years now. That is very, very sad.

    I just haven't found any one. I need to go out more and meet more people. The guys I've liked in my life have been completely by chance and out of the blue - I rarely meet someone where it clicks. Not that these guys have been anything that special in retrospect... I was a late teen/early 20s still silly and bad judgment in stupid guys for the most part.

    Though a guy can't be that stupid if he goes down on me for 45 minutes..... oh.. that was the best time of my life.. but I digress  Tongue
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #82 - May 29, 2011, 04:34 AM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on May 29, 2011, 04:28 AM
    Hello zer hopeintheair ^ mind introducing yourself Smiley


    I will! I just need to put time aside for it.

    These past few days have been a bit crazy for me... I'm not getting much sleep And I'm almost addicted to this site/forum reading a lot about you guys, SO thankful and SO happy I found it and this is the best thing to come out of a terrible thing.... EVER.

    thnkyu CEMBadmin you're an amazing person.

    BTW where should I make that post? In the Intro section? Lounge? Just seen people post in diff places and not sure if it makes any diff and the forum police would be out to get me  Wink
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #83 - May 29, 2011, 04:47 AM
    yep the intro section. its loaded with intros. please include the dirty details too  Wink
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #84 - May 29, 2011, 12:25 PM
    Quote from: hopeintheair on May 29, 2011, 04:02 AM
    And everyone loves tits.
    Even straight girls. It's just a law of the universe.  parrot parrot

    Naah.. I will pass..
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  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #85 - May 29, 2011, 12:27 PM
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    My Penis got frozen today!


    Huh!?? who started this thread??   

    well make the damn thing in to  pieces and fry  it with lemon pepper..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #86 - May 29, 2011, 04:28 PM
    I don't suppose pics or it didn't happen would be very tasteful here..? Tongue
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #87 - May 29, 2011, 04:32 PM
    Quote from: muddy on May 29, 2011, 12:25 PM
    Naah.. I will pass..


    You're a straight girl?  Wink

    Ok, maybe my ideology was a little flawed.  Wink Sorry! Didn't think it through. Was in a boob cotton candy cloud...
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #88 - May 29, 2011, 08:59 PM
    Nah, I am 100% gay guy.. It was in reply to everyone loves tits..
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  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #89 - May 30, 2011, 07:18 AM
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    Nah, I am 100% gay guy.. It was in reply to everyone loves tits.


    Do you at least like them? They are soft and cuddly... and they jiggle... and you can motorboat them! COMON... Thats AWESOME!
    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
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