Las time I visited family i noticed a big tube of fair n lovely FOR MEN in my dad's washroom. I told him that it causes cancer just to freak him out.
LOL this doesn't really have anything to do with that but reminded me of the fact that my aunt in Egypt would collect any gifts we give her of bath and beauty products - but she would use the shampoo as lotion - shaving cream as toothpaste - shit like that
because she couldn't tell once - I guess there was a shaving cream that said "Colgate" on there so she assumed they only made toothpaste (I thought so too?!!)
She recalled how her mouth burned like crazy!
Anyway, I was a cute kid if I do say so myself. Well, cuter baby - and got uglier as I got older.
No pics because I'm not comfortable with that...but I have one where I look so emo at age 4, wearing a hat sitting on the couch looking so fucking sad.