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 Topic: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS

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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #90 - May 17, 2010, 08:56 PM
    Dis gon be good
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #91 - May 17, 2010, 09:02 PM
    Quote from: debunker on May 17, 2010, 08:48 PM
    ok, Hassan.. I found that video I wanted to talk to you about... is it OK if I discussed it with you in Matt's welcome thread? (I really hope you won't be dissapointed with me  Cry )


    lol... that's fine, mate  Afro
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #92 - May 17, 2010, 09:10 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on May 17, 2010, 08:31 PM
    I was almost punched in Regents Park Mosque by a Muslim when I told him Islam allowed slavery. He refused to believe it and said I was lying.


    Oh gosh Hassan.

    Islam makes people so volatile, especially when they are confronted with how they may have been made fools of by it.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #93 - May 17, 2010, 10:08 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on May 17, 2010, 08:31 PM
    I was almost punched in Regents Park Mosque by a Muslim when I told him Islam allowed slavery. He refused to believe it and said I was lying.


    Typical of Muslims when loosing a conversation, they become violent? Glad you were not harmed Hassan.
    ...
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #94 - May 17, 2010, 10:24 PM
    @Billy and RIBS - it's the shock. Also the fear that it may be true - they don't... no, they can't face that.
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #95 - May 17, 2010, 10:27 PM
    I remember randomly opening the Bible in a chapter of Deuteronomy and finding in it some charming story about how you're to deal with men who refuse to wed their dead brothers' wives.

    Bring them before the town elders and stone them. I think that was line.

    They really liked their stoning back in those days, didn't they?. A stoning for adultery, a stoning for working on the Sabbath, a stoning  for not marrying your sister-in-law. Why give people a slap on the wrist when a stoning works just as good?
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #96 - May 19, 2010, 10:36 AM
    Yeah, they were big into stoning back then.  While we're on the subject of the Bible we should give a shout out to possibly the weirdest part of the whole thing - the Book Written on Acid of Revelation. 

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    And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and beheld a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and all Hell followed with him.
    —Revelation 6:7-8


    We wouldn't have half the horror films, heavy metal songs or Johnny Cash without that book.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #97 - May 19, 2010, 10:45 AM
    Sounds like a Bob Dylan song.
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #98 - May 19, 2010, 10:47 AM
    Aaaaaooow and when he opened the fourth seal
    i heard the 4th beast have his 4th meal
    it included lamp chops, some veal and a virgin on wheels


    ok that sucked but you try imitating bob dylan
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #99 - May 19, 2010, 10:48 AM
    It probably is, Johnny Cash uses it at the start of one of his songs too.  Here's another one that features a lot...

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    And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a MARK in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the MARK, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
    —Revelations 13:16-18

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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #100 - May 19, 2010, 10:49 AM
    Mwhahaha !
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #101 - May 19, 2010, 10:51 AM
    I think Revelations is fucking awesome. I wish we had one in the Quran. Or maybe not...  whistling2
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #102 - May 19, 2010, 10:51 AM
    this song is what it reminds me of

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbAokOk6mMY&feature=related
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #103 - May 19, 2010, 10:53 AM
    You can see the influence of Revelations all over popular culture, that's why I didn't think we should have a Bible thread without quoting from it.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #104 - May 19, 2010, 11:03 AM
    One day I will read the entire thing.
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #105 - May 19, 2010, 11:07 AM
    I just realized how stupid it is to give evil a number. i mean, what the fuck?!
     
    "664... good, go on. next!"
    "665... good, go on. next!"
    "666... 666?! Oh crap... sorry mate, your evul! Go over there, and keep an eye on that oversized grill."
    "667... good, go on. next!"


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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #106 - May 19, 2010, 11:07 AM
    siex siex siex
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #107 - May 19, 2010, 11:18 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 19, 2010, 11:03 AM
    One day I will read the entire thing.

    you neednt bother - just watch this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUYtVdaIVeM
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #108 - May 19, 2010, 11:20 AM
    lol that is a remake of the Omen, shame on them, no not just revelations though. I meant the entire Bible.
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #109 - May 22, 2010, 12:34 PM
    Debunker, my friend. grin12 Do you have a list of all the "bad verses" in the New Testament? Others can answer, too. Smiley
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