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  • Worship sex...
     OP - July 09, 2010, 11:32 PM
    seeing as there's no actual forum for it
    and that the misc forum is slowly being "converted" to sex

    if sex were a religion
    whore houses would be churches
    prostitutes would be preachers
    porn would be evangelism
    masturbation would be prayer
    orgy would be jihad
    toys would be holy items

    and so on and so forth
    in the mean time
    this is a good watch



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ3kP-0Mu3k&playnext_from=TL&videos=1nrRZY6yWd4
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #1 - July 09, 2010, 11:38 PM
    Ok, sounds like a cool religion but I don't like the fact the masturbation is turned into a religious exercise - in my own time, if that's ok?

    No fixed prayer times apart from that it's all good.
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #2 - July 09, 2010, 11:49 PM
    I didn't say fixed prayer time
    pray whenever you want
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #3 - July 09, 2010, 11:50 PM
    Ye, I was just checking.
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #4 - July 09, 2010, 11:55 PM
    Quote from: Shadizar on July 09, 2010, 11:32 PM
    in the mean time
    this is a good watch

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ3kP-0Mu3k&playnext_from=TL&videos=1nrRZY6yWd4

    I think she is right.  Sex could be one of the keys to world peace.
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #5 - July 09, 2010, 11:55 PM
    So, have you completed your five pillars of duty?

    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #6 - July 10, 2010, 12:01 AM
    how ever
    avoid excessive prayer
    more than three times a day can be painful


    orgasm would be the holy spirit
    (best shared with some one you care about)
    orgasm would also replace "oh my gawd!"
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #7 - July 10, 2010, 12:02 AM
    Quote from: Shadizar on July 10, 2010, 12:01 AM
    how ever
    avoid excessive prayer
    more than three times a day can be painful


    Talking from experience? Cheesy
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #8 - July 10, 2010, 12:02 AM
    yes
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #9 - July 10, 2010, 12:08 AM
    Not surprised it's painful, after one I call it a day. You should give your penis a rest.
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #10 - July 10, 2010, 06:56 AM
    Quote from: Shadizar on July 09, 2010, 11:32 PM
    seeing as there's no actual forum for it
    and that the misc forum is slowly being "converted" to sex

    if sex were a religion
    whore houses would be churches
    prostitutes would be preachers
    porn would be evangelism
    masturbation would be prayer
    orgy would be jihad
    toys would be holy items

    and so on and so forth
    in the mean time
    this is a good watch



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ3kP-0Mu3k&playnext_from=TL&videos=1nrRZY6yWd4


    Please would you
    do me a favour
    get a screwdriver
    take it to your keyboard
    and snap off the enter key
    it's really quite annoying.
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #11 - July 10, 2010, 07:10 AM
    no
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #12 - July 10, 2010, 07:19 AM
    Quote from: TheRationalizer on July 10, 2010, 06:56 AM
    Please would you
    do me a favour
    get a screwdriver
    take it to your keyboard
    and snap off the enter key
    it's really quite annoying.


      Cheesy

    very interesting
    way of typing
    that's why I asked in a
    previous post if it was a poem
    and he ask me if I wanted
    it to be a poem
    and I said no thanks
    ahhh, never mind
    I think I will go now
    ...
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #13 - July 10, 2010, 07:20 AM
    I worship sex
    not masturbation
    sex is my prayer
    oral sex
    my hymns
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #14 - July 10, 2010, 07:27 AM
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    ...
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #15 - July 10, 2010, 08:52 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 10, 2010, 07:20 AM
    I worship sex
    not masturbation
    sex is my prayer
    oral sex
    my hymns



     Cheesy
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #16 - July 10, 2010, 09:59 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 10, 2010, 07:20 AM
    I worship sex
    not masturbation
    sex is my prayer
    oral sex
    my hymns
    anal sex is pilgrimage (not practiced much, but a must at aleast once in a lifetime)


    fixed
    ...
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #17 - July 10, 2010, 09:31 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nQnmF2q4KI&feature=channel
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #18 - July 10, 2010, 09:36 PM
    Quote from: Shadizar on July 09, 2010, 11:32 PM
    seeing as there's no actual forum for it
    and that the misc forum is slowly being "converted" to sex


    This is CEMB forum-- every subforum has sex discussion in it.

    Quote from: BerberElla on July 10, 2010, 07:20 AM
    I worship sex
    not masturbation
    sex is my prayer
    oral sex
    my hymns



     Cheesy

    Quote from: RIBS on July 10, 2010, 09:59 AM
    fixed


    Cheesy Good add, man.
    fuck you
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #19 - July 10, 2010, 09:39 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 10, 2010, 07:20 AM
    I worship sex
    not masturbation
    sex is my prayer
    oral sex
    my hymns



    Amen!
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #20 - July 12, 2010, 01:14 AM
    due to some one mentioning a 'lack of masturbation'
    I figured I would add a link to my Lifesaving Masturbation playlist
    I haven't been as dedicated to adding vids to it
    as I have been in surfing the hentai sites
    ps
    lots of nudity, so I didn't post the vids
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #21 - July 12, 2010, 03:51 AM
    Quote from: Shadizar on July 09, 2010, 11:32 PM
    in the mean time
    this is a good watch

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ3kP-0Mu3k&playnext_from=TL&videos=1nrRZY6yWd4


    This should be a required addendum to every sex ed course around
    the world! LOL 
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #22 - July 12, 2010, 04:28 AM
    Quote from: Shadizar on July 12, 2010, 01:14 AM
    due to some one mentioning a 'lack of masturbation'
    I figured I would add a link to my Lifesaving Masturbation playlist
    I haven't been as dedicated to adding vids to it
    as I have been in surfing the hentai sites
    ps
    lots of nudity, so I didn't post the vids

    WHAAAA??? how the hell did they get to post that on youtube?? It got 22 million views! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #23 - July 14, 2010, 05:58 AM
    theists like to chirp
    about how numbers make a difference
    for example
    2 billion christians can't be wrong
    1.5 billion muslims can't be wrong
    you know the crap
    well now I can through my own number back
    the entire planet's flora and fauna can't be wrong

    just did some routing around
    and found the stats for sexist evangelism  Wink
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #24 - July 14, 2010, 03:48 PM
    ack
    my religion is under attack


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIqshWvIO7M&playnext_from=TL&videos=foexj_4-pik
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #25 - July 17, 2010, 10:24 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=552Yv1T0hKI&playnext_from=TL&videos=KbdBl7aXohE
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #26 - July 24, 2010, 07:14 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhFbfGX4wDQ&videos=vbBm__7z5is
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #27 - July 24, 2010, 11:41 AM
    Quote from: TheRationalizer on July 10, 2010, 06:56 AM
    Please would you
    do me a favour
    get a screwdriver
    take it to your keyboard
    and snap off the enter key
    it's really quite annoying.


    Lol
    sometimes
    it makes me very happy,
    for when i read posts such as this,
    i say: Dayyum what a dis.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #28 - July 24, 2010, 04:06 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqXjVUZD9cY&videos=MIpvUxZdCjM
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #29 - July 24, 2010, 04:20 PM
    Slightly off topic:

    Are there any men here that can tell me how bad sexual frustration was/is for them?
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