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  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #60 - July 24, 2010, 07:44 PM
    Quote from: ras111 on July 24, 2010, 07:43 PM
    What I'd definitely would never do again before sex is down two bottles of wine...  I couldn't get it up..  Was a bit embarrassing.  She must have thought I was a poof or something.

    Lulz, everyone knows that alcohol kills erections ^_^
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #61 - July 24, 2010, 07:45 PM
    Maybe I'm weird. Because I like a little foreplay. Which is why I hate the social expectation of men to be machines that can fuck on command. I can't. Maybe I'm a bit effeminate? If I am, then whatever.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #62 - July 24, 2010, 07:48 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on July 24, 2010, 07:45 PM
    Maybe I'm weird. Because I like a little foreplay. Which is why I hate the social expectation of men to be machines that can fuck on command. I can't. Maybe I'm a bit effeminate? If I am, then whatever.

    I like foreplay too...
    And, actually, for me the anticipation of sex is often better than the sex itself.

    But when I am having a onesome just to get rid of an annoying horniness I do not need to waste time foreplaying with myself :S
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #63 - July 24, 2010, 07:49 PM
    What would masturbatory foreplay be like anyways??  Huh? Grin

    I'll say sweet things to myself and kiss the mirror maybe?
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #64 - July 24, 2010, 07:50 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on July 24, 2010, 07:45 PM
    Maybe I'm weird. Because I like a little foreplay. Which is why I hate the social expectation of men to be machines that can fuck on command. I can't. Maybe I'm a bit effeminate? If I am, then whatever.


    I like giving foreplay.  Personally when I noticed that the person I was having sex with was not that into it, I switched off.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #65 - July 24, 2010, 07:50 PM
    Actually, I should add "as far as I remember", because I had no sex for 7 years, so I am not entirely sure of what I like or dislike in sex now Grin
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #66 - July 24, 2010, 07:54 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on July 24, 2010, 07:50 PM
    Actually, I should add "as far as I remember", because I had no sex for 7 years, so I am not entirely sure of what I like or dislike in sex now Grin


    And you don't feel the lack of it?
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #67 - July 24, 2010, 07:56 PM
    To be honest, the lack of sex is not so much a physical need as it is a psychological one. It's not so much about sex, but I do miss the intimate touch and being with somebody. I can fuck a 100 hookers but psychologically I'd still be sexually frustrated.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #68 - July 24, 2010, 07:56 PM
    Damn I seem to have started a topic about porn with ex-muslims I never thought I'd be doing that a few weeks ago.  lipsrsealed
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #69 - July 24, 2010, 07:57 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on July 24, 2010, 07:56 PM
    I can fuck a 100 hookers but psychologically I'd still be sexually frustrated.


    That would mean losing a lot of money lol
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #70 - July 24, 2010, 07:59 PM
    Quote from: ras111 on July 24, 2010, 07:54 PM
    And you don't feel the lack of it?

    Not really.
    Especially since I never meet girls who are able to turn me on.

    Good girls turn me off. And almost all girls try to act good and angelic and shy like their life depended on it.
    Result: zZzZzZzzz Cheesy
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  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #71 - July 24, 2010, 08:01 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on July 24, 2010, 07:59 PM
    And almost all girls try to act good and angelic and shy like their life depended on it.
    Result: zZzZzZzzz Cheesy


    Another result of social expectation and engineering. An eager and aggressive woman = whore.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #72 - July 24, 2010, 08:01 PM
    My main problem is that most girls in this corner of the world seem to unilaterally expect guys to be turned on by them without them doing anything at all to turn said guys on.

    But I like to have my ass kissed a little in order to want to shag a girl.

    ^_^
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #73 - July 24, 2010, 08:03 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on July 24, 2010, 08:01 PM
    Another result of social expectation and engineering. An eager and aggressive woman = whore.

    Unfortunately! ;(

    But, if I once found a girl who turned me on, I have a chance of finding another one someday before my penis stops working.
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #74 - July 24, 2010, 08:07 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on July 24, 2010, 07:56 PM
    Damn I seem to have started a topic about porn with ex-muslims I never thought I'd be doing that a few weeks ago.  lipsrsealed

    Do not worry.
    I am not an ex-Muslim, so you are perfectly safe here ^_^
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #75 - July 24, 2010, 08:10 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on July 24, 2010, 08:03 PM
    Unfortunately! ;(

    But, if I once found a girl who turned me on, I have a chance of finding another one someday before my penis stops working.


    Have you considered that your standards might be too high or strict? Maybe if you explore a bit you might find things you like about a girl?
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #76 - July 24, 2010, 08:12 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on July 24, 2010, 08:10 PM
    Have you considered that your standards might be too high or strict? Maybe if you explore a bit you might find things you like about a girl?


    Was going to say the same thing.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #77 - July 24, 2010, 08:15 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on July 24, 2010, 08:10 PM
    Have you considered that your standards might be too high or strict? Maybe if you explore a bit you might find things you like about a girl?

    It's possible.
    But why should I feel like exploring something about a girl I do not give a shit to begin with?

    If she approached me first I sure would not reject her before learning more about her.
    But I do not really feel much compelled to get to explore the personality of a perfect stranger I have zero business with :S
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  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #78 - July 24, 2010, 08:19 PM
    Obviously I mean people you have some slight attraction towards and who reciprocates likewise. If you don't then, yeah, fuck it.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #79 - July 24, 2010, 08:24 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on July 24, 2010, 08:19 PM
    Obviously I mean people you have some slight attraction towards and whose reciprocates likewise. If you don't then, yeah, fuck it.

    Ah, well, I don't know any candidates for that.
    I have a good share of female friends, but they are all "taken".

    If I were friends with some decently looking girl who were single, I would try and see if there is sexual compatibility... the worst that can happen is that we end up just staying friends.

    But, no, single girls are kinda rare among the people I know.
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #80 - July 24, 2010, 08:26 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on July 24, 2010, 08:24 PM
    Ah, well, I don't know any candidates for that.
    I have a good share of female friends, but they are all "taken".

    If I were friends with some decently looking girl who were single, I would try and see if there is sexual compatibility... the worst that can happen is that we end up just staying friends.

    But, no, single girls are kinda rare among the people I know.


    Find yourself an Eastern European.. Cheesy
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #81 - July 24, 2010, 08:35 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on July 24, 2010, 06:12 PM
    Nope never had sex  Smiley He/she/it has been taking cheap shots at me ever since I've been posting!


    You see Jinn's name highlighted in bold. Click on it.
    Then a magical thing happens and you go onto the profile where it states her gender which is female.

    Idiot.
    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #82 - July 24, 2010, 09:59 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on July 24, 2010, 07:49 PM
    What would masturbatory foreplay be like anyways??  Huh? Grin

    I'll say sweet things to myself and kiss the mirror maybe?

    This. How the fuck can one foreplay with himself?!  wacko
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #83 - July 24, 2010, 10:26 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on July 24, 2010, 07:32 PM
    I don't get it.

    If you are not horny to begin with, why would you feel any need to try to masturbate?

    Is it some mechanical ritual? :S


    I have to comment on this

    ahem
    testicles are a regenerative organ
    they constantly refill themselves with semen
    if that semen isn't expelled, it rots
    not only that
    but your testicles will forget to make VIABLE semen
    in essence
    if you don't use it, you'll lose it

    likewise
    even if you DO use it
    whether productively or wastefully
    semen is vulnerable to heat
    just sitting stationary for more than a few hours at a time
    will kill off all your little troopers

    also
    keep in mind
    that there's a lot of testosterone in that little sack
    going on a first date with a loaded gun, very bad idea
    men with loaded guns are STUPID
    they do and say stupid things
    knocking one off before a first date
    creates relaxation and lowers expectation
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #84 - July 24, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on July 24, 2010, 07:49 PM
    What would masturbatory foreplay be like anyways??  Huh? Grin

    I'll say sweet things to myself and kiss the mirror maybe?


    I call myself dirty names
    grab my ass like I own it
    you know, stuff like that
    can go on all day
    the expectation gets so high
    you can imagine the anxiety when I can't get any privacy   finmad
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #85 - July 24, 2010, 10:36 PM
    Quote from: Shadizar on July 24, 2010, 10:34 PM
    I call myself dirty names
    grab my ass like I own it
    you know, stuff like that
    can go on all day
    the expectation gets so high
    you can imagine the anxiety when I can't get any privacy   finmad


    Sooooo... why do you write posts as if they were telegrams?

    Just wondering...
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #86 - July 24, 2010, 10:40 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on July 24, 2010, 08:24 PM
    Ah, well, I don't know any candidates for that.
    I have a good share of female friends, but they are all "taken".

    If I were friends with some decently looking girl who were single, I would try and see if there is sexual compatibility... the worst that can happen is that we end up just staying friends.

    But, no, single girls are kinda rare among the people I know.


    have you thought about guys???
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #87 - July 24, 2010, 10:45 PM
    Quote from: Zebedee on July 24, 2010, 10:36 PM
    Sooooo... why do you write posts as if they were telegrams?

    Just wondering...


    you trying to jack my thread???  Thread jacked
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #88 - July 24, 2010, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: Zebedee on July 24, 2010, 10:36 PM
    Sooooo... why do you write posts as if they were telegrams?

    Just wondering...


    Leave Shadizar alone. We've already been through this. He writes funny, end of.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Worship sex...
     Reply #89 - July 24, 2010, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: Shadizar on July 24, 2010, 10:45 PM
    you trying to jack my thread???  Thread jacked


    Yes.  grin12

    So what's the reason behind it? Do you have some kinda pathological phobia of punctuation?
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