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  • Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     OP - July 18, 2010, 02:16 PM

    plan
     
    I seriously want to start Shaytanism based on Islam. Like Satanism in western society based on Christianity.

    suckers

    How do I do that and how do I find fellow companions who want to perform the rituals and prayers together?

    I have made up some beliefsystem and rituals that could be performed. But it is still developing and I am open for ideas and suggestions.

    Principals:

    1) You live and eat healthy without joining Ramadan.
    2) You live your own life and you don't have to listen to your parents
    3) For the rest of your life you have the freedom to choose your partner at anytime you wish
    4) To taste your luck you play the lottery once in a year.
    5)You have the freedom to make loverelationship with whomever you want
    6)You can be proud if you have performed a good deed and you can display that
    7)You can curse whenever and whatever you want
    8)You can eat and drink everyting what you want as long as it is haram and not slaughtered in the name of allah



    Those are the 8 principles by which you can live. Now for the holiday it gets really fun itlooks like this:

    Holiday:

    1. During Laylatul Qadr before Isha time the people gather together preferably in a mosque      
    2. They clean them self according the islamic law before praytime and then start to pray isha together behind an "imam"
    3. During the first rakaat of 4 farz when they start bow their head to the ground (first sajda) there enter a few women veiled in a niqab or hijab in the mosque with a large statue of vagina or a penis and place them in front of the "ïmam".
    So that the second bowing down(sajda) is to the vagina or penis.
    4. Then they all break the prayer.
    5. After that again there come again women veiled holding a cushion with quran texts embroidered on them en lay them on te ground.
    6. The visitors sit on the cushion with their ass on the quran texts.
    7.  Then the music starts playing and the women start dancing erotically by shaking the ass in their niqab and hijab
    8. The music that is playes contains the word allah rythmically merged with a beat. like [search on youtube the video "allah dance seduction" and related videos like "Being horny in an allah akbar party " "Allah seduction"]
    9. After this the women put their niqab and hijab off so their both legs  and one arm are naked. On their feet the word "allah" is tatoed/written with mendi. Preferebily the word"allah"is also written on their ass. Together with random quran texts.
    10.  After that there enter more women veiled and with their shoes on and holding a cushion with the Holy Quran high above their head as they walk in.  
    11. Then they take the quran and start dancing with it erotically by hitting the quran on their ass and rubbing it on the vagina and on their feet.
    12. After this ceremony the visitors put their shoes on and there comes the food containg pig and alcohol. On the glasses and plates there is a quran text written.
    13. After that there follows a speech of several people who describe what is wrong with islam or why they left islam. It could be a discussion and they could make jokes about allah islam etc. The person who speeches stands on the quran layd on the ground.
    14. After that their follows a second ceremony which is behind closed doors. That will be an experience you will never forget!

    Symbols and rituals:

    The symbol of shaytanism is the head of a pig piggy with on the head the word allah written in arabic upside down.
     
    the rituals I have found just one:
    1. After peeing you smear one drop of the pee on your right leg and one drop on your forehead
    2. <Open for suggestions and ideas>

    Prayer:

    This section is blank open for ideas

    The pupose of Shaytanism is to  Monty python humilliatie allah and do everything opposite of Islam/allah.
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #1 - July 18, 2010, 02:20 PM

    LOL Cheesy

    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #2 - July 18, 2010, 02:44 PM

    Someone has way too much time on his hands...

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #3 - July 18, 2010, 03:02 PM

    That would make you the "religion of people who are bitter at Allah", not the "religion of people who worship Shaytan"

    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #4 - July 18, 2010, 03:03 PM


    The pupose of Shaytanism is to  Monty python humilliatie allah and do everything opposite of Islam/allah.



    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #5 - July 18, 2010, 03:47 PM

    im with you bro
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #6 - July 18, 2010, 05:04 PM

    have fun then
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #7 - July 19, 2010, 05:40 PM

    Since this thread is an obvious troll, I'd like to discuss LeVeyan Satanism.

    I find it interesting.

    It's doesn't involve worship of, or belief in god (or Satan), but rather revolves around teachings and rituals that celebrate the individual.

    Here's the 11 Rules of the Earth:

    Quote
    1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

    2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

    3. When in another's home, show them respect or else do not go there.

    4. If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.

    5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

    6. Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.

    7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

    8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

    9. Do not harm young children.

    10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

    11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.


    That sounds very appealing, in contrast to the 10 Commandments:

    Quote
    1. Thou shall have no other Gods before Me.

    2. Thou shall not make unto thee any graven image.

    3. Thou shall not take the name of your lord in vain.

    4. Remember the Sabbath day, and to keep it holy.

    5. Honor thy mother and thy father.

    6. Thou shall not murder.

    7. Thou shall not commit adultery.

    8. Thou shall not steal.

    9. Thou shall not bear false witness.

    10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife, or his goods.






    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #8 - July 19, 2010, 10:27 PM

    The pupose of Shaytanism is to  Monty python humilliatie allah and do everything opposite of Islam/allah.

    How about kids are allowed to molest adults and lets stick men in niqab too  Afro

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  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #9 - July 19, 2010, 10:29 PM

    Wanna disobey allah? Don't rape kids.


    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #10 - July 20, 2010, 07:58 AM

    Wanna disobey allah? Don't rape kids.




    ROFL

    This guy is JOTM 4 Eva
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #11 - July 20, 2010, 08:25 AM

    LOL at the OP  Cheesy

    ...
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #12 - July 20, 2010, 04:23 PM

    That would make you the "religion of people who are bitter at Allah", not the "religion of people who worship Shaytan"


    Well I thougt since Satan is opposite to  allah, lets call it satans mosque. Now I know it is not really satanic worship because satan has also some stuff that I don't want like blood rituals and stuff like that so.... lets call it.... a moderate satans mosque, where you can do this together.

    I came up with this idea by watching mlakdxb videos where there were women dancing and moving their butt everytime the word allah was pronounced. And because they did it together it was like my old days in mosque, but instead now praying just have some fun Afro

  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #13 - July 20, 2010, 04:33 PM

    8. The music that is playes contains the word allah rythmically merged with a beat. like [search on youtube the video "allah dance seduction" and related videos like "Being horny in an allah akbar party " "Allah seduction"]


    Like this?

    I think they are hot!! LOVE a man with long black curly hair...
    actually this is very much akin to how we would worship
    in the penticosal church i was in.  Except the women also
    participated in the trance like extacy, and talk about hair flinging! LOL
    We (the women ) never cut our hair.  there was hair flying everywhere lol.
    however, we did not stick knives in the top of our heads.  But watch
    the guys as they start trancing.  VERY similar to what we did.

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBPR-6gjFA


    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #14 - July 20, 2010, 05:14 PM

    Well it seems that I cannot post youtube videos or links, so could aybody post these youtube video to have an idea?

    h t t p://w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=SLIQFS2OcjM
    h t t p://w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQDeua4lsU
    h t t p://w  w w.youtube.com/watch?v=fR2qCfJykJ0 <<= This one from 3:50 minutes.

     thnkyu
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #15 - July 20, 2010, 05:16 PM

    There you go


    Well it seems that I cannot post youtube videos or links, so could aybody post these youtube video to have an idea?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLIQFS2OcjM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQDeua4lsU

    This one from 3:50 minutes.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR2qCfJykJ0


     thnkyu


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  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #16 - July 20, 2010, 05:35 PM

    that third video is HOT!!! who are these people, what form of
    islam or paganism do they practice/ where do they come from?
    your local CEMB anthropologist NEEDS to know! LOL

    would LOVE to study about them!

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #17 - July 20, 2010, 05:53 PM

    wtf are these videos
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #18 - July 20, 2010, 05:55 PM

    s12345 .. i dunno. but they got my heart pumping, especially the third one
    The men are hot too!  wish they would dance too ghost

    edit:  i am fully prepared to join this religion! LOL
    whens the first ritual?
    Reminds me of the paganism i was involved in for a while.
    yummmmmmyyyyyy

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #19 - September 28, 2010, 09:46 PM

    In Name of Shaytan the Compassionate and merciful,
    Praise be  to Shaytan.
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #20 - September 28, 2010, 09:51 PM

    Is Setesh-Seth-Setan (Egyptian God) the origin of Shaytan?
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #21 - September 28, 2010, 09:59 PM

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_(mythology)

    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #22 - September 28, 2010, 10:04 PM

    Read it.But still similarities.
    And Shaytan big crimes He said:
     Stick it, mr selfabsorbed.
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #23 - September 28, 2010, 10:17 PM

    When you pass by muslims say :
    Praise Shaytan, and they will fear you.
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #24 - September 28, 2010, 10:31 PM

    Tabun
     i have a question Any temple of Set left in egypt, ruin or still standing, name on a city would be thankful.
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #25 - September 28, 2010, 10:47 PM

    When you pass by muslims say :
    Praise Shaytan, and they will fear you.

    Really?  Smiley

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #26 - September 29, 2010, 02:57 AM

    Someone has way too much time on his hands...

    lol true for me also, although I would like to participate if I didn't have such a busy year. But hey, we could all participate in some way at least. Like.... wearing a full moon crescent necklace with a star hole in it, or one that reads shaytan in hebrew, or Allah upside-down?  Wink

    SHAYTANU AKBAR! eddie

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: Starting Shaytanism! (Sheytans Mosque)
     Reply #27 - September 29, 2010, 02:59 AM

    .... wearing a full moon crescent necklace with a star hole in it


    i want one!!!...
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