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 Topic: I hate...

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  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1410 - July 26, 2011, 06:48 PM
    Quote from: Fombles on July 26, 2011, 06:47 PM
    • Tell her you had REALLY dirty hands[/li]


    Well you wouldn't really be lying now, would you?   whistling2
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1411 - July 26, 2011, 06:50 PM
    What kind of a sick child do you take me for? I don't have a wank then go to the toilet just to have another. Well....
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1412 - July 26, 2011, 06:52 PM
    Quote from: Fombles on July 26, 2011, 06:47 PM
    • Enter Toilet
    • Turn on taps
    • Have a furious wank
    • Wash up
    • Turn off taps
    • Exit toilet
    • Encounter the mother
    • Tell her you had REALLY dirty hands


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    I don't really wank in the toilet! I have a bedroom fo that.  whistling2

    Quote from: BerberElla on July 26, 2011, 06:48 PM
    If crying and wanking = cranking.

    Wonder what Zaiba taking a dump and wanking would be called.  Tongue


    It gets kinda hard to tell apart if you're peeing or squirting. Cheesy  But I guess a dump + wank = danking?
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1413 - July 26, 2011, 06:52 PM
    Quote from: Fombles on July 26, 2011, 06:50 PM
    What kind of a sick child do you take me for? I don't have a wank then go to the toilet just to have another. Well....


    I think I embarrassed my son the other day.  My friend's daughter went to shake his hand and I said "mind out, he might have wanking hands" to her.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    He punched me in my arm, but the LOL was worth it.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1414 - July 26, 2011, 06:53 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    OMFG you are such an embarassing mum!

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1415 - July 26, 2011, 06:54 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on July 26, 2011, 06:52 PM


    It gets kinda hard to tell apart if you're peeing or squirting. Cheesy  But I guess a dump + wank = danking?


    vomit

    My sex drive was already at zero, but I think it might just have hit rock bottom.   wacko
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1416 - July 26, 2011, 06:54 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on July 26, 2011, 06:53 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    OMFG you are such an embarassing mum!

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    I know.  It's been my lifelong ambition, from the moment he was born, to be a total embarrassment to my son.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1417 - July 26, 2011, 06:55 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 26, 2011, 06:52 PM
    I think I embarrassed my son the other day.  My friend's daughter went to shake his hand and I said "mind out, he might have wanking hands" to her.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    He punched me in my arm, but the LOL was worth it.   Cheesy


    YOU SICK SICK... ARRRGGHHH!!!

    Why... just why? Cry

    Quote from: BerberElla on July 26, 2011, 06:54 PM
    vomit

    My sex drive was already at zero, but I think it might just have hit rock bottom.   wacko


    Kod can fix that, check out his sexiness here: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=10293.msg469069;topicseen
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1418 - July 26, 2011, 06:57 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 26, 2011, 06:54 PM
    vomit

    My sex drive was already at zero, but I think it might just have hit rock bottom.   wacko


    Lmao

    Okay I'm out of here, before I embarrass myself further.

    Quote from: Fombles on July 26, 2011, 06:55 PM

    Kod can fix that, check out his sexiness here: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=10293.msg469069;topicseen


    OMFG that picture is so fucking freaky!

    Quote from: BerberElla on July 26, 2011, 06:54 PM
    I know.  It's been my lifelong ambition, from the moment he was born, to be a total embarrassment to my son.   Cheesy


    Remind to never get on your bad side. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1419 - July 26, 2011, 07:03 PM
    Quote from: Fombles on July 26, 2011, 06:55 PM
    YOU SICK SICK... ARRRGGHHH!!!

    Why... just why? Cry


    For the LOLz of course.  I live for the LOLz of life.  I have trained him to take a joke.  Tongue

    Quote

    Kod can fix that, check out his sexiness here: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=10293.msg469069;topicseen


    Those lips, so hot.  I am cold though, I see dead people.



    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1420 - July 26, 2011, 07:04 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 26, 2011, 07:03 PM
    I see dead people.



    That is very encouraging, now I can die peacefully. Afro
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1421 - July 26, 2011, 07:05 PM
    I hate unexpected bills.   Cry  Tough week ahead man.   Cry
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1422 - July 26, 2011, 07:06 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on July 26, 2011, 07:04 PM
    That is very encouraging, now I can die peacefully. Afro


    I warn you, if you try to haunt me I am expert in exorcismjitsu.   cool2
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1423 - July 26, 2011, 07:08 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 26, 2011, 07:05 PM
    I hate unexpected bills.   Cry  Tough week ahead man.   Cry


    Ask a arab on the forums to send you some moolah, their all oil sheiks one way or another...

    I kid I kid!

    @Thread: Stereotypes.

    Quote from: BerberElla on July 26, 2011, 07:06 PM
    I warn you, if you try to haunt me I am expert in exorcismjitsu.   cool2


    How's Kunta Kinte getting along?
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1424 - July 26, 2011, 07:11 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 26, 2011, 07:06 PM
    I warn you, if you try to haunt me I am expert in exorcismjitsu.   cool2


    I'll give Kunta Kinte company in your bedroom. dance
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1425 - July 26, 2011, 07:12 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 26, 2011, 06:54 PM
    vomit

    My sex drive was already at zero, but I think it might just have hit rock bottom.   wacko


    Damn Berbs, if only you weren't an admin, you would have got my vote for JOTM Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1426 - July 26, 2011, 07:14 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on July 26, 2011, 07:12 PM
    Damn Berbs, if only you weren't an admin, you would have got my vote for JOTM Cheesy


    I'm the one whose the joke around here! why should she get the JOTM nomination! finmad

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1427 - July 26, 2011, 07:33 PM
    She has an ill(est) sense of humour  Roll Eyes
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1428 - July 26, 2011, 07:38 PM
    @Zaiba:

     ^^whose who's

    @thread:

    I hate not being sure that I'm right, when correcting someone else's grammer. It leaves me feeling so open and exposed, that I actually feel naked.

    I hate that I can't check grammatical rules on this stupid phone without first exiting CEMB, and therefore having to painstakingly re-type any incomplete posts I may be working on.
    Hi
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1429 - July 26, 2011, 07:42 PM
    Serves you right for trying to correct me evil
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1430 - July 26, 2011, 07:50 PM
    Quote from: Fombles on July 26, 2011, 07:08 PM

    How's Kunta Kinte getting along?


    I still haven't gotten around to filming my bedroom at night as I sleep to see what happens.  Certainly won't be any porn that's for sure.  Grin

    Quote from: Zaiba on July 26, 2011, 07:11 PM
    I'll give Kunta Kinte company in your bedroom. dance


    As long as you promise me I won't have to listen to you two ghost banging.  Fucking moaning ghosts are never a welcome feature in a house.   Tongue

    Quote from: Naija Infidel on July 26, 2011, 07:12 PM
    Damn Berbs, if only you weren't an admin, you would have got my vote for JOTM Cheesy


    Lol thanks Naija.  I know I am a winner in my heart.   Cheesy

     Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1431 - July 26, 2011, 07:57 PM
    I can't really promise that seeing as I'm a moaning human so i'll be a moaning ghost too naturally.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1432 - July 26, 2011, 07:59 PM
    Quote from: musivore on July 26, 2011, 07:38 PM
    @Zaiba:

     ^^whose who's

    @thread:

    I hate not being sure that I'm right, when correcting someone else's grammer grammar. It leaves me feeling so open and exposed, that I actually feel naked.

    I hate that I can't check grammatical rules on this stupid phone without first exiting CEMB, and therefore having to painstakingly re-type any incomplete posts I may be working on.



    evil
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1433 - July 26, 2011, 08:01 PM
    Kunta Kinte and Berbs, starring in 'Foo' sexin' me up in mah sleep'. Directed by the ever illustrious weed farmer, Naija Infidel.

    Now there's something Bree Olsen and Ron Jeremy would be jealous of.
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1434 - July 26, 2011, 08:06 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1435 - July 26, 2011, 08:25 PM
    I dont know what that means but it does sound funny to me seeing that im the director yet I want my share of pie too. Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1436 - July 26, 2011, 08:27 PM
    No sex.

    Being forced to go somewhere with the family. 
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1437 - July 26, 2011, 08:29 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on July 26, 2011, 08:25 PM
    I dont know what that means but it does sound funny to me seeing that im the director yet I want my share of pie too. Cheesy


    Director.  All you can do is sit in the chair and crank.   Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1438 - July 26, 2011, 08:37 PM
    Yeah whistling2

    Im the director, i make the video, i call the shots and i have my own share of rights to it(50%)m now make some dough for me,woman. Tongue
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #1439 - July 26, 2011, 08:40 PM
    Mature porn, cumming right up.   parrot
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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