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  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4830 - June 23, 2012, 04:58 AM
    Saying bye to rora Cry
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4831 - June 23, 2012, 05:57 AM
    So do I.

    You just left suddenly this time.  finmad You will pay!
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4832 - June 23, 2012, 07:12 AM
    Suddenly? I said goodbye for an hour and a half! finmad
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4833 - June 23, 2012, 02:01 PM
    Quote from: Susie Cues on June 21, 2012, 06:43 PM
    "Small" talk and verbal superfluousness. Don't people ever get tired of hearing themselves talk?


    This. Not fond of having to make small talk with people you've just met.
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4834 - June 23, 2012, 03:21 PM
    House-hunting!
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4835 - June 23, 2012, 06:01 PM
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ARTEMIS Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4836 - June 23, 2012, 06:03 PM
    What did you do?

    And I know what you mean, it is kinda creepy. I remember when my sis got married, they basically invited our entire family over to their house and we were like, "WTH we've met these people like once, why the heck are they calling us over for some fancy dinner?" and then my sis didn't even know. We found out later that the 'groom' was seeing if he liked her (he did).

    And she found out like a week later and got really mad, she told me and I got mad, and then we both got mad at our parents Grin
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4837 - June 23, 2012, 06:20 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy LOOOOOOOOL NICE ONE! Serves them right! My sis and I were outraged, it seemed like she was a piece of meat (although to be fair, he was trying to talk to her, so he wanted to know about her personality Tongue But still!!).

    And yeah my parents knew. But she didn't. And she didn't even want to marry him Grin Long story...
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4838 - June 23, 2012, 06:21 PM
    Now that I think about it, I think a guy DID visit us once just to 'see' my sis, but my sis and I acted like complete fools cuz no one told us that he was a potential suitor. :/ I ended up telling them a sexist joke and the auntie was like, "Uhhh...." My sister had to run out of the room laughing her head off.

    Heh. Marriage is so funny.
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4839 - June 23, 2012, 06:24 PM
    So your parents tell you when the proposer dude is coming over? Aren't you supposed to dress up nicely? Tongue Man, you must have your mum in hysterics if you just sit on your laptop Grin Unless you come off as 'bashful and modest', then it's a good thing. Hahahahaha

    And yeah he's great, you can't help but like him yes I'm glad they got married. He's the BEST brother-in-law everrrr. I'm even considering telling him that I'm not a Muslim. He'd understand.
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4840 - June 23, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Quote from: Artemis on June 23, 2012, 06:24 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy lol he never came back for her did he Grin Grin

    No....

    The problem was, that my parents had to rush out and they told my sis and I that some random ppl were coming over, so we were ready for random guests. But when they came over my sis and I had been speculating about what they'd be like, and when I saw the aunty (I went downstairs first) she scared the heck out of me. Seemed like one of those power hungry scary Pakistani women who probably abuse their husbands or something. So I ran upstairs laughing to my sister, and I told her that the aunty looked like a dragon. My sister didn't believe me, but when she came downstairs she saw the aunty and starting laughing her head off cuz it was true Tongue

    Then the aunty was like, "What's so funny?" and I had to make up something on the spot, so I was like, "Uhmmmm...I just told her a sexist joke!" And the aunty was like (in Urdu), "What's a sexist joke?" And the man was like, "Tell us." And I was like, "uhhhhhhhh maybe that's a bad idea" Tongue But I told them anyway. It was really lame and everyone looked confused, and my brothers had this look in their eyes like, "WTH is wrong with you!??!?!"

    It was so funny!! dance
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4841 - June 23, 2012, 06:29 PM
    ANYWAY moral of the story: You might actually end up liking one of those suitors  Afro
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4842 - June 23, 2012, 06:36 PM
    Quote from: Artemis on June 23, 2012, 06:30 PM
    my mum hinted it but didnt say it out loud because I go batshit crazy at her whenever she starts marriage talk Cheesy  probably but she knew I was mad at her for bringing them into the room in the first place so didnt say anything..

    Oh right! You gotta be careful, soon you'll be too old for any men to want to marry you Roll Eyes Men are stupid.

    Quote
    aww really thats nice, is it like a new brother  grin12 dont tell him unless you are 100 % sure, he might tell sis, she might tell parents...

    He's BETTER than my brothers, he actually earns money and buys me cupcakes dance And he's hilarious. Honestly, he's just one of those people who everyone likes. yes

    And yeah I know :/ That's the problem..

    Quote from: Artemis on June 23, 2012, 06:33 PM
    naaaa moral is she got lucky  Tongue

    I AGREE dance He could've been a nutter, that wouldn't have ended too well.

    But yeah that's why my parents kinda pressurised her to marry him, cuz they knew he was a 'good apple' or whatever and apparently those are rare grin12
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4843 - June 23, 2012, 06:49 PM
    Quote from: Artemis on June 23, 2012, 06:47 PM
    yeah but im kinda lucky because even though she wants to talk marriage with me she still sees me as a little baby so shes not serious about it yet..

    That IS lucky!! And soon you'll move out dance

    Quote
    yeah but did your parents really know him? you know people say this is a good boy but who really knows him, he could be a monster without people knowing it.. thats why you dont marry a stranger, the chance of getting your perfect match is slim  Tongue 

    Yeah I know but it was kinda obvious with him, when you talk to him you can just tell he's honest and considerate and stuff. Plus, he wasn't a stranger when she married him Grin They'd known one another for 9 months. that's a long time!!

    And it doesn't have to be a 'perfect match'. It just has to be, like, not hating one another. yes
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4844 - June 23, 2012, 06:58 PM
    Quote from: Artemis on June 23, 2012, 06:55 PM
    yes soon very soon  dance dance dance dance dance

    dance dance

    Quote
    9 month is alright I guess  yes

    Yeah that's how long it takes a baby to be born!

    Quote
    lol so your only criteria is not hating your future husband Cheesy that will be easy to find   Tongue

    And they have to be funny and have the same morals as me, and be Pakistani. Tongue

    What are your criteria then?
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4845 - June 23, 2012, 07:09 PM
    Quote from: Artemis on June 23, 2012, 07:07 PM
    lol I have too much to mention in one go.. only thing im kinda firm on is him not having anything to do islam and muslims  (and no other religions either not if its a big part of his life).. I want someone outside of that world  Smiley

    Oh right. So nothing your mum comes up with then? Tongue How unfortunate for her. Haha
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4846 - June 23, 2012, 09:48 PM
    That chepea has absolutely no taste in music whatsoever. finmad Cry










    FRIGGIN JANIS JOPLIN!
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4847 - June 24, 2012, 04:15 AM
    ^ IT'S A BAD SONG

    I swear to God in my head it sounds so much better.
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4848 - June 24, 2012, 04:27 AM
    teenagers....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4849 - June 24, 2012, 04:28 AM
    except mine.. cause she is awesome sauce..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4850 - June 24, 2012, 04:30 AM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on June 24, 2012, 04:27 AM
    teenagers....

    Cry
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4851 - June 24, 2012, 04:38 AM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on June 24, 2012, 04:27 AM
    teenagers....


     Cry Cry
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4852 - June 24, 2012, 06:49 AM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on June 24, 2012, 04:27 AM
    teenagers....

    Quote from: nessrriinn on June 24, 2012, 04:28 AM
    except mine.. cause she is awesome sauce..

    I can haz old soul? grin12

    Quote from: chepea on June 24, 2012, 04:15 AM
    ^ IT'S A BAD SONG

    I swear to God in my head it sounds so much better.

    You make it so hard to hate you with your sweetness. Angry

    As Bob Dylan said, "Don't criticize what you can't understand." Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4853 - June 24, 2012, 04:02 PM
    ^ Embarrassed Thanks

    And I understand a screeching voice when I hear one! It sounded bad, just cuz she's Janis Joplin doesn't make it good.

    (Not that I know anything about music. Tongue)
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4854 - June 24, 2012, 04:21 PM
    She's screeching in that song because it's a song of pain. -_-
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4855 - June 24, 2012, 04:23 PM
    And it's painful to my ears.

    But now I'm just talking to annoy you Cheesy
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4856 - June 24, 2012, 04:25 PM
    Flaming mad
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4857 - June 24, 2012, 05:42 PM
    people who think success is based purely on intelligence

    people who randomly assume that with will power, any problem can be solved without looking at the nature of the problem
    "I measured the skies, now the shadows I measure,
    Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
    [Kepler's epitaph]
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4858 - June 24, 2012, 07:46 PM
    That a Wimbledon thread wouldn't be nearly as popular as the Euro 2012 one.
    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4859 - June 24, 2012, 08:14 PM
    Quote from: arX on June 24, 2012, 07:46 PM
    That a Wimbledon thread wouldn't be nearly as popular as the Euro 2012 one.

    Cheesy Cheesy

    Tennis is nice. Not that I watch it. But everyone looks clean in it, they don't run around yelling and swearing after some dumb ball. yes MAKE A THREAD Tongue
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
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