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 Topic: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.

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  • Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     OP - July 31, 2010, 11:34 AM

     Cheesy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Z2YFlmqVA&feature=youtube_gdata

    ...
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #1 - July 31, 2010, 01:44 PM

    Elephants do it doggy, who knew?

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #2 - July 31, 2010, 02:11 PM

    Awwww!! I love the girl giving the boy a wee cuddle at the end for his efforts  Cheesy

  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #3 - July 31, 2010, 02:18 PM

    Elephants do it doggy, who knew?


    Apparently, doggy is the default style!  Cheesy

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  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #4 - July 31, 2010, 02:24 PM

    That's interesting though. A lot of animals do it doggy style. So who invented the missionary!?  Huh?

  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #5 - July 31, 2010, 03:08 PM

    Rats!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmPuknv9hYc&translated=1

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  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #6 - July 31, 2010, 03:10 PM

    That's interesting though. A lot of animals do it doggy style. So who invented the missionary!?  Huh?

    missionaries

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  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #7 - July 31, 2010, 03:16 PM




    Rat Pron FTW!  dance

  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #8 - July 31, 2010, 03:17 PM

    missionaries



    I guess they preferred seeing each other face to face as they came together in the name of the father, son and holy spirit huh?

  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #9 - July 31, 2010, 04:41 PM

    Yep, they wanted to screw you both ways

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  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #10 - July 31, 2010, 04:47 PM

    Sex sandwich

  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #11 - July 31, 2010, 05:33 PM

    I saw two puppies 69ing a couple of weeks ago.

     Smiley
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #12 - July 31, 2010, 05:35 PM

    PURE FILTH

  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #13 - July 31, 2010, 05:37 PM

    They were really cute!
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #14 - July 31, 2010, 05:41 PM

    I saw two puppies 69ing a couple of weeks ago.

     Smiley


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  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #15 - July 31, 2010, 05:45 PM

    What is happening dear Friends and Mr. RIBS?  I wonder whether this thread NEED TO BE IN RESOURCE CENTER??

    Or is that CEMB RESOURCE CENTER??  is same as that "The Rant Arena (NSFW)"??

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    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #16 - July 31, 2010, 05:49 PM

    *searches on wiki 69* *then gulps*  lipsrsealed

    Search for 'soggy biscuit'.
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #17 - July 31, 2010, 06:00 PM

    Don't do it Thamina!! Grin

  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #18 - July 31, 2010, 06:05 PM


    I guess they preferred seeing each other face to face as they came together in the name of the father, son and holy spirit huh?


    Sadly yes.  It came about because the missionaries saw the Pacific Islanders, Africans and whatnot doing doggy style the woman sitting on the man's lap position ect and thought that these didn't show the proper amount of love and between husband and wife.  Go figure missionaries tell people how to have sex.  

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #19 - July 31, 2010, 06:09 PM

    Turn out the lights and lift my nightie only up to the waist. Kthxbai.

  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #20 - July 31, 2010, 06:12 PM

    lights off? aww no fun in that...

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #21 - July 31, 2010, 06:17 PM

    Sex is supposed to be fun?? Shocked  You deviant!

  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #22 - July 31, 2010, 06:18 PM

    I color outside the lines and by that I mean dirty hot passionate sex. 

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #23 - July 31, 2010, 06:20 PM

    lights off? aww no fun in that...


    Lights on, lights off, lights lowered, blue lights (got those downstairs), or my personal favorite, red lights (got one in a lamp right by the bed)-- it's all good when it comes to sex. Lighting is a hell of a lot less important than other shit.

    fuck you
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #24 - July 31, 2010, 06:23 PM

    I bring a gaffer and a best boy with me at all times.  Never know when a video camera will need proper lighting in the bedroom. 

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #25 - July 31, 2010, 06:34 PM

    Don't forget to smile for the camera Grin

  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #26 - July 31, 2010, 06:35 PM

    .

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #27 - July 31, 2010, 06:43 PM

    Wtf? What did I miss??

  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #28 - July 31, 2010, 06:45 PM

    Nothing.Wrote something and thought better of it.  Whatever happened to the delete button?

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Proof that sex is definitely a built-in basic instinct.
     Reply #29 - July 31, 2010, 06:47 PM

    Damn! Missed it :(

    You can whisper it to me! I promise not to laugh!

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