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  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #30 - August 20, 2010, 05:40 PM
    Quote from: Abood on August 20, 2010, 05:37 PM
    You also pray.


    Pray and fuck virgins all day? Is this really what people devote their lives to achieve?

    EDIT: I'm pretty sure it's the vivid descriptions of hell that motivate them. Gotta avoid that hellfire.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #31 - August 20, 2010, 05:40 PM
    Quote from: TheRationalizer on August 20, 2010, 05:39 PM
    I was learning Arabic and even started to grow my beard Smiley

    You sad git  Cheesy
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  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #32 - August 20, 2010, 05:41 PM
    Quote from: TheRationalizer on August 20, 2010, 05:39 PM
    I was learning Arabic and even started to grow my beard Smiley

    It wasn't in your heart, brother.
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #33 - August 20, 2010, 05:42 PM
    What if you refuse to pray?
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #34 - August 20, 2010, 05:43 PM
    You won't. You'll find praying to be pleasurable.

    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on August 20, 2010, 05:40 PM
    Pray and fuck virgins all day? Is this really what people devote their lives to achieve?

    http://forums.almaghrib.org/showthread.php?t=28865&page=1&pp=10

    Cheesy
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #35 - August 20, 2010, 05:44 PM
    Quote from: TheRationalizer on August 20, 2010, 05:39 PM
    I was learning Arabic and even started to grow my beard Smiley

    Dear brother, Islam is in your heart and not in your beard  no
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  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #36 - August 20, 2010, 05:51 PM
    Quote from: Abood on August 20, 2010, 04:52 PM
    You don't have a strong enough desire.

    (i.e. if you really wanted to so badly, you'd shut off your rational mind.)

    "When you open your heart, you will accept THE TRUTH.

    Inshallah. I'll pray for you, brother."
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #37 - August 20, 2010, 05:56 PM
    If I have slept with 72 virgins am I already in heaven?
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #38 - August 20, 2010, 05:58 PM
    Why did Allah allow so many false hadiths to come about to confuse people?
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #39 - August 20, 2010, 06:05 PM
    good point
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  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #40 - August 20, 2010, 06:05 PM
    Why doesn't the Qur'an condemn slavery?

    Why doesn't the Qur'an only contain the bits that are relevant to all times and places?

    Why is it not a coherent book?

    Why does it contain verses that deal with private matters of the prophet?
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  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #41 - August 20, 2010, 06:05 PM
    why are only arabic fruits available in heaven?
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  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #42 - August 20, 2010, 06:18 PM
    Quote from: olweasel on August 20, 2010, 05:43 PM
    You won't. You'll find praying to be pleasurable.
    http://forums.almaghrib.org/showthread.php?t=28865&page=1&pp=10

    Cheesy


    I could only make it through 2 pages.  Cheesy
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #43 - August 20, 2010, 06:22 PM
    Why are ijma and qiyas necessary?  Could god just come down and tell us the answer instead of us depending on our limited minds?
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #44 - August 20, 2010, 06:25 PM
    Quote from: deusvult on August 20, 2010, 06:22 PM
    Why are ijma and qiyas necessary?  Could god just come down and tell us the answer instead of us depending on our limited minds?

    Its all part of our test stupid.  If he made it that easy, then we would all go to heaven.
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  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #45 - August 20, 2010, 06:27 PM
    Quote from: Abood on August 20, 2010, 05:37 PM
    You also pray.


    why would you pray, if you`re already in heaven? I thought you have to pray to get into heaven, why bother once you're there?
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #46 - August 20, 2010, 06:36 PM
    Quote from: olweasel on August 20, 2010, 05:43 PM
    http://forums.almaghrib.org/showthread.php?t=28865&page=1&pp=10

    Cheesy


    Quote
    i would like Tim Hortons

     Cheesy
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #47 - August 20, 2010, 06:36 PM
    Quote from: zoomi on August 20, 2010, 06:27 PM
    why would you pray, if you`re already in heaven? I thought you have to pray to get into heaven, why bother once you're there?

    To thank God, obviously.
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #48 - August 20, 2010, 06:37 PM
    Well, I am surprised to see all these questions but I guess some of you will understand that some words cannot be said as well the thread is not to make or have fun and bring confusion.
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #49 - August 20, 2010, 06:39 PM
    Quote from: zoomi on August 20, 2010, 06:27 PM
    why would you pray, if you`re already in heaven? I thought you have to pray to get into heaven, why bother once you're there?


    Allah is a little insecure and needs constant praise and attention from his slaves.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #50 - August 20, 2010, 06:39 PM
    What do you pray for in heaven?
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #51 - August 20, 2010, 06:40 PM
    You pray to thank God.
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #52 - August 20, 2010, 06:41 PM
    WHY is everything haram on earth suddenly halal in jannah?

    What if I don't like wearing green silk robes, sitting on a couch
    staring at all the other muslims I can't stand?  

    How is "jewelry" an incentive for wanting to go to Jannah?

    Why is all this earthly luxury considered incentive for wanting to go to Jannah?
    I mean really, if the love of Allah is so great for believers, wouldn't they rather
    want to spend time with HIM instead of eternal orgasms?

    What if I don't like honey and the fruits avaiable there?
    Quote from: Tlaloc on August 20, 2010, 04:44 PM
    If in heaven I am granted any wish by Allah, can I wish to bring somebody else from hell to heaven or to go to hell myself or for me to stop existing or to make somebody in hell stop existing or to trade place with somebody else in hell?


    I lost two babies.  I was told my son would be able to bring me to his level of Jannah
    by climbing his umbilical cord like a rope (gross!).  Also, I read somewhere that
    martyrs can bring their relatives to a higher level of Jannah.  

    When folks told me they wished I was near Mo in Jannah (and I know they meant it
    as a compliment of sorts) why the HELL would I want to be looking at him from my
    couch in green brocaded silk for eternity???

    WHY can't married women have 72 hotties too? (One muslim brother said its because
    it would be "unclean" to have more than one man's "water" (semen) in me, thus
    polluting me.  what a crock of shit!

    EDIT... AND WHY would men want to spend eternity with houris (and pearly boys)
    of muslimahs are like ten times more beautiful and gorgeous than them? Seems
    the dudes spend more time thinking about the houris than their own friggin wives!
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #53 - August 20, 2010, 06:45 PM
    Nooooooooooo..... not the questions again!

    1) why we have toes (fingers on our feet)?
    2) why men have nipples and breasts?
    3) why the majority have poor eyesight?
    ...
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #54 - August 20, 2010, 06:46 PM
    Ribs... did you know that in some cases MEN CAN produce breast milk too?
    But at least in jannah you can wear open toed sandals without anyone teasing
    you HAHAHAHA
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #55 - August 20, 2010, 06:50 PM
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #56 - August 20, 2010, 06:51 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on August 20, 2010, 06:41 PM
    WHY is everything haram on earth suddenly halal in jannah?

    What if I don't like wearing green silk robes, sitting on a couch
    staring at all the other muslims I can't stand?  

    How is "jewelry" an incentive for wanting to go to Jannah?

    Why is all this earthly luxury considered incentive for wanting to go to Jannah?
    I mean really, if the love of Allah is so great for believers, wouldn't they rather
    want to spend time with HIM instead of eternal orgasms?

    What if I don't like honey and the fruits avaiable there?
    I lost two babies.  I was told my son would be able to bring me to his level of Jannah
    by climbing his umbilical cord like a rope (gross!).  Also, I read somewhere that
    martyrs can bring their relatives to a higher level of Jannah.  

    When folks told me they wished I was near Mo in Jannah (and I know they meant it
    as a compliment of sorts) why the HELL would I want to be looking at him from my
    couch in green brocaded silk for eternity???

    WHY can't married women have 72 hotties too? (One muslim brother said its because
    it would be "unclean" to have more than one man's "water" (semen) in me, thus
    polluting me.  what a crock of shit!

    EDIT... AND WHY would men want to spend eternity with houris (and pearly boys)
    of muslimahs are like ten times more beautiful and gorgeous than them? Seems
    the dudes spend more time thinking about the houris than their own friggin wives!


    This doesn't make sense to (most) people in the 21st century, but remember, all of this was told to primitive, barbaric, lustful, misogynist, credulous arab males. When you put it all into that context, it makes PERFECT sense.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #57 - August 20, 2010, 06:52 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on August 20, 2010, 06:46 PM
    Ribs... did you know that in some cases MEN CAN produce breast milk too?
    But at least in jannah you can wear open toed sandals without anyone teasing
    you HAHAHAHA


     Cheesy already asked the question about sandals on the gay thread.
    ...
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #58 - August 20, 2010, 06:58 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on August 20, 2010, 06:25 PM
    Its all part of our test stupid.  If he made it that easy, then we would all go to heaven.

     resisting snarky remark about Allah being all merciful.   how am I supposed to what is really true if it is decided by reason and not by God?
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #59 - August 20, 2010, 10:09 PM
    Quote from: deusvult on August 20, 2010, 06:58 PM
    how am I supposed to what is really true if it is decided by reason and not by God?

    You never needed to decide, you were born muslim, you allowed satan to lead you astray
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