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 Topic: A suggestion!

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  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #60 - August 20, 2010, 10:24 PM

    Cheesy already asked the question about sandals on the gay thread.



    yeah, i saw that after i posted this one LOL.

    Why does Saudi forbid single women from going to Hajj alone?
    (thats a rhetorical question, really)

    And why are there so many homophones in the English language?



    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #61 - August 20, 2010, 11:11 PM

    Why does it contain verses that deal with private matters of the prophet?

    Maria, Maria...  Roll Eyes

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #62 - August 20, 2010, 11:29 PM

    Heaven?  Oh yeah it's that nightclub place in London innit?  Roll Eyes

    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #63 - August 21, 2010, 12:16 AM

    You never needed to decide, you were born muslim, you allowed satan to lead you astray


    Well I was talking about reason by analogy and logic used to judge in the Shar'ia.  Why doesn't God just come down and give a clear explanation rather than depending on our faulty human intelligence? Human reasoning can logic can lead to incorrect answers and strife in the Ummah.  Why doesn't God explain more so that we won't have to use our human logic and reasoning by analogy to know how to judge things?

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #64 - August 21, 2010, 12:21 AM

    Faith, brother, FAITH!
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #65 - August 21, 2010, 02:40 AM

    Well I was talking about reason by analogy and logic used to judge in the Shar'ia.  Why doesn't God just come down and give a clear explanation rather than depending on our faulty human intelligence? Human reasoning can logic can lead to incorrect answers and strife in the Ummah.  Why doesn't God explain more so that we won't have to use our human logic and reasoning by analogy to know how to judge things?


    and its back to... ITS A TEST!  LOL   And god likes jigsaw puzzles,
    will scramble all the pieces, (then hide the most important pieces)
    and take great delight in your frustration trying to put the crap back
    together LOL. 

    Yes, GodIsNotGreat... preciscely. lol. 

    Come to think of it, I was also told there will be  no mensus/blood (unclean stuff)
    in Jannah.. so how could their be "water"?  What purpose would there be for it?
    Noone is having babies, so who needs menses and semen/water?

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #66 - August 21, 2010, 05:54 AM

    I'm not going anywhere without my semen.

    See you in Hell.
  • Re: A suggestion!
     Reply #67 - August 21, 2010, 05:04 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
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