Yes, my sexuality has been the main theme of my spiritual inner conflicts, but it was hardly the only one.
Please, please tell me you are a really hot bisexual, polyamorous, promiscuous female with low self-esteem who will soon be visiting Philadelphia and don't really know anyone here besides your equally hot bisexual female ecstasy dealer who just moved here and doesn't know anyone either and likes to spend money on chain-smoking drunk males.
I am a gay man.
Damn.
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Well, welcome anyways. Seriously, welcome aboard. Gay atheist in the UAE-- that shit can't be easy.