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  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #510 - May 17, 2013, 09:04 PM
    Have there ever been any murtad matches made on this thread yet? Grin
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #511 - May 17, 2013, 09:40 PM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on May 17, 2013, 08:58 PM

    *Awkward moment*      


    I'd try to get a refund on those flights dude  whistling2
    Hi
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #512 - May 17, 2013, 09:46 PM
    Musivore you are hilarious dude.
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #513 - May 17, 2013, 09:47 PM
    C'mon ladies, I was only half kidding, I am kinda serious as well.   Embarrassed

    But really, there should be a dating site or something for this sorta thing, I know it's not many people but it's such a huge deal (depending on your cultural background and how strict family is I suppose).
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #514 - May 17, 2013, 09:54 PM
    The murtad women on this site are goddesses worthy of worship. All of them.
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #515 - May 17, 2013, 09:58 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on May 17, 2013, 09:46 PM
    Musivore you are hilarious dude.


    Thanks HM Smiley

    Fatal Fantasy: don't despair. You're in the right place to meet an ex-Muslim. You may need to be a little patient and a little lucky before someone gets caught in your trap realises what a top guy you are...

    Also, try the ex-Muslim meet-up groups that we have both in the wonderful North, and the not-so-beautiful South? Want me to post you a link?
    Hi
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #516 - May 17, 2013, 10:00 PM
    Yes mate, didn't know about that, post link please! Smiley

    Hmm, south you say? South west?

    Cheers.
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #517 - May 17, 2013, 10:06 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on May 17, 2013, 09:04 PM
    Have there ever been any murtad matches made on this thread yet? Grin


    After typing on this thread, I got into a serious relationship with my hand.

    That counts right?
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #518 - May 17, 2013, 10:07 PM
    http://www.meetup.com/exmuslim-34/

    Yep, South West. You may not find what you're looking for there, but I'll assure you, you'll meet some lovely, interesting and like-minded people there.
    Hi
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #519 - May 17, 2013, 10:08 PM
    Quote from: Jila on May 17, 2013, 10:06 PM
    After typing on this thread, I got into a serious relationship with my hand.

    That counts right?


     Cheesy
    Hi
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #520 - May 17, 2013, 10:17 PM
    Quote from: musivore on May 17, 2013, 10:07 PM
    http://www.meetup.com/exmuslim-34/

    Yep, South West. You may not find what you're looking for there, but I'll assure you, you'll meet some lovely, interesting and like-minded people there.


    Thanks, I've signed up, but it's pending approval.
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #521 - May 17, 2013, 10:25 PM
    Available:
    Female, naturally blonde (though not this week), pale skin, 6" tall, 23 years old, very intelligent, attractive, enjoys male company, likes lounging, prone to tantrums, very untidy bedroom, will not do housework, suffers from youngest child syndrome. Willing to let her go to anyone. PLEASE!!!

    Warning: She will impoverish you.
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #522 - May 17, 2013, 10:28 PM
    Lol Rob. Sounds like you've got a good catch there mate.
    Hi
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #523 - May 17, 2013, 10:29 PM
    Quote from: Rob on May 17, 2013, 10:25 PM
    Available:
    Female, naturally blonde (though not this week), pale skin, 6" tall, 23 years old, very intelligent, attractive, enjoys male company, likes lounging, prone to tantrums, very untidy bedroom, will not do housework, suffers from youngest child syndrome. Willing to let her go to anyone. PLEASE!!!

    Warning: She will impoverish you.


    Does she follow the teachings of the Jedi or the Sith?

    Also, Slytherin or Gryffindor?

    Lastly, has she been touched by His Noodly Appendage?

    Many thanks.
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #524 - May 17, 2013, 10:33 PM
    Quote from: musivore on May 17, 2013, 10:28 PM
    Lol Rob. Sounds like you've got a good catch there mate.


    My daughter. Its time she moved out.

    Actually, she isn't going anywhere, so my partner and I have handed in our notices at work and are moving away and leaving her in the house.
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #525 - May 17, 2013, 10:40 PM
    So how many goats are we talking here, Rob?
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #526 - May 17, 2013, 10:41 PM
    Quote from: Final Fantasy on May 17, 2013, 10:29 PM
    Does she follow the teachings of the Jedi or the Sith?

    Also, Slytherin or Gryffindor?

    Lastly, has she been touched by His Noodly Appendage?

    Many thanks.


    She follows the teachings of the-fashion-guru.com.

    I'm sure she's been touched by many appendages but I don't know if any of them were Noodly. She's never mentioned it if he has.

  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #527 - May 17, 2013, 10:44 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on May 17, 2013, 10:40 PM
    So how many goats are we talking here, Rob?


    I'm willing to negotiate. What's the going rate?
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #528 - May 17, 2013, 10:53 PM
    I'd say three is fair.
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #529 - May 17, 2013, 11:35 PM
    Quote from: Jila on May 17, 2013, 10:06 PM
    After typing on this thread, I got into a serious relationship with my hand.

    That counts right?


    Cheesy

    And here I was thinking I had been single for my whole life.
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #530 - May 17, 2013, 11:59 PM
    Quote from: Final Fantasy on May 17, 2013, 07:45 PM
    chaos isn't a pit, chaos is a ladder!  Afro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot6k5V0E3mU


    I so thoroughly enjoyed that speech I rewound that scene and watched it another two times!
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #531 - May 18, 2013, 10:03 AM
    Same, Kodanshi.  Such an awesome scene, it really put things into perspective leading up to the end of the episode.
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #532 - May 18, 2013, 10:40 AM
    Final Fantasy you could try http://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslimdating as well.

    Hope that helps
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #533 - May 18, 2013, 12:13 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on May 17, 2013, 10:53 PM
    I'd say three is fair.


    Done! Would you like Angora, Cashmere, or Alpine? Fainting goats are fun and might be apt.
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #534 - May 18, 2013, 01:11 PM
    Isn't the man supposed to present the goats?
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #535 - May 18, 2013, 01:20 PM
    Quote from: Rob on May 17, 2013, 10:41 PM
    She follows the teachings of the-fashion-guru.com.

    I'm sure she's been touched by many appendages but I don't know if any of them were Noodly. She's never mentioned it if he has.



     Cheesy
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #536 - May 18, 2013, 01:38 PM
    Quote from: Rob on May 17, 2013, 10:41 PM
    She follows the teachings of the-fashion-guru.com.

    I'm sure she's been touched by many appendages but I don't know if any of them were Noodly. She's never mentioned it if he has.




    Hmm, close enough.  I'll take it.  Let the introductions commence!

    Thinking of converting to the Invisible Pink Unicorn faith though, hope that won't be a problem.
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #537 - May 18, 2013, 03:47 PM
    Quote from: Dr_Zhivago on May 18, 2013, 10:40 AM
    Final Fantasy you could try http://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslimdating as well.

    Hope that helps


    Cheers mate.

    Done: http://redd.it/1ekw1v
    "If a monster existed, it was buried deep within."
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #538 - May 18, 2013, 04:05 PM
    Quote from: Final Fantasy on May 18, 2013, 03:47 PM
    Cheers mate.

    Done: http://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslimdating/comments/1ekw1v/m4a_incloset_2223_uk_plymouth_alone/


    Cool, I hope you get some hits there (some good hits that is)
  • The meeting & dating thread (exmuslims & extheists need only apply)
     Reply #539 - May 18, 2013, 04:40 PM
    I'm going out tonight, haven't been out partying in a couple of months. Tongue Clubs are generally not my thing, but it's nice to have an excuse to dress up now and then.  dance
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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